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Dim
09-01-2002, 02:23 PM
Today a piece of litter dropped out of my pocket (I hate people that drop litter so I went to pick it up) then some policeman asked me why I dropped the litter and I said it was an accident, he goes the youth today their always getting away with it but not today, So he took me home in a police car and explained to my parents that I'd been causing serious vandalism to the enviroment!! I couldn't be bothered to answer him back, and he looked like a bent copper that you don't wanna get on the wrong side of!!

Is it me or is Policing in the Uk getting bad.

dimboy2.

Yoshiba
09-01-2002, 02:32 PM
one time i killed a guy and this cop totally busted up my knee with a billy club. what is this world coming to?

Superted
09-01-2002, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by dimboy2
, he goes the youth today their always getting away with it but not today,

This is true, there should be more police like him

Take away the law restricitng hitting of children and bring back the cane in public schools, that should sort the cocky lil shits out.

And its rubbish, not litter, youre not american.

Annux
09-01-2002, 04:18 PM
Is there anything positive about England?

Yoshiba
09-01-2002, 04:20 PM
it rains alot.... hmm.. that isnt positive. oh i know! they allow pronography in their tabloids. gg

Superted
09-01-2002, 05:25 PM
Yeah but most of other porn is illegal, a pron movie has to be liek cut in half before its shown here because of restrictions

for example, cant show female or male umm groin parts ;p which means no bjs etc unless it shows the back of the womans head.

basically we're only allowed to see tits, hear pants and see their heads bob up and down

RabbitRapist
09-01-2002, 05:32 PM
heard about the new 12A film rating... children are now allowed to watch sex scenes.

Yoshiba
09-01-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Disliked
Yeah but most of other porn is illegal, a pron movie has to be liek cut in half before its shown here because of restrictions

for example, cant show female or male umm groin parts ;p which means no bjs etc unless it shows the back of the womans head.

basically we're only allowed to see tits, hear pants and see their heads bob up and down
totally lame, that sounds like my parents are running it. well, thats what the internet is for.. or do they monitor that too?

Annux
09-01-2002, 05:59 PM
We can't even see tits in the US.


I DEMAND TITS>

Mattey
09-01-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Annux
Is there anything positive about England?

Well, the police don't get any guns, so I'm pretty sure that Jackie Chan could fly to England, declare martial law, and become King within the week.

Superted
09-01-2002, 06:44 PM
Police do have guns but only a few officers at least. Well i think anyway, they have them at Moss side (near me) where theres a lot of gang crime and cchildren shooting each other..good ridance.

RR when have you ever known sex to be in a 12 movie? 12A can only be watched by 11- if theyre wiv an adult aswell.

GuruMeditation
09-02-2002, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by Disliked
Yeah but most of other porn is illegal, a pron movie has to be liek cut in half before its shown here because of restrictions

for example, cant show female or male umm groin parts ;p which means no bjs etc unless it shows the back of the womans head.

basically we're only allowed to see tits, hear pants and see their heads bob up and down

You can see crotches on the TV. In prime time TV.

Superted
09-02-2002, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by GuruMeditation


You can see crotches on the TV. In prime time TV.

o.0

As far as I remember, a dick can be shown but not in its erect state, ive no idea about women, only seen tem on science programmes.

Why do I get the feeling just about eveyone is going to make jokes about the above statement

Dim
09-02-2002, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Mattey


Well, the police don't get any guns, so I'm pretty sure that Jackie Chan could fly to England, declare martial law, and become King within the week.

Police shouldn't carry guns otherwise they will be a target and get beaten up there guns nicked. etc etc etc

Mattey
09-02-2002, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Disliked


ive no idea about women, only seen tem on science programmes.

Why do I get the feeling just about eveyone is going to make jokes about the above statement

Yah what are you, some kind of big nerd (ZING!).

Dim
09-03-2002, 05:56 AM
Or heres a crazy idea, maybe he had to watch them when he was at school.

Mattey
09-03-2002, 07:41 PM
I was being facetious... just clearing it up.

Dim
09-04-2002, 11:20 AM
ok :p :p

The Crimson King
09-07-2002, 02:01 AM
I would have caned you in the public square.

tCK

Blast
09-07-2002, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Mattey
I was being facetious... just clearing it up.

WHY ARE YOU ME

Acidmouse
09-07-2002, 05:57 PM
England is funny, you can now go down the street smoking dope and get away with it, yet you catch a pig (police man) on a wrong day and your treated like a criminal for dropping litter.


And

Disliked, your misinformed. Full hard core porn is legal in England has been for 2 years, from certain licenced places. Just not allowed to be shown on TV. But you can go into around 200 retails shops in the UK and buy hardcore from here and around the globe.

http://www.r18online.co.uk/pages/whatisr18.html

also most adult channels on digital show everything late on, it seems they dont bother censoring it now

Superted
09-08-2002, 06:34 AM
Yeah I dont think i mentioned porn shops but nm.

Theres one in town named Softys Hard Stuff and another called Private Shop.

I remeber at my brothers wedding I pointed it out and asked which no1 replied because sex is never a discussion in the family. Well I dont rl talk to my fam anyway.