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    I, being one who should know, get my fair share of the funnies. I've seen just about most of what you'd expect of a response from <ZH>s, <ER>s, and MODs alike. I'd just like to share one of my favorites. And just for the record, I do not use names to hate or point out certain issues. This is strictly for the fun of it.



    Grizzly <ZH>> I don't know



    THANK YOU EVERYONE I'M OUTTA HERE! NGAHAHA.. =D


    Share your moments... I'm sure there are some.... somewhere... out there.... =)

  • #2
    ?help Sbob and Digi are talking about directing scat porn and involving me in it. I am scared and confused and want them to stop. How do I make them stop. Please stop them.

    DoCk> Heh Matorian just banned slowbob

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    • #3
      At least he admitted he didn't know rather than give you some glib answer that was wrong.
      Dishonor is like the scar on a tree, which time, instead of healing, only helps to enlarge.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bluedandy
        At least he admitted he didn't know rather than give you some glib answer that was wrong.
        True... but it is still funny to me. =P

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        • #5
          help: (Mitch) (#bleen): i seemed to have misplaced my pants, have you seen them?
          help: (Mitch) (baseelim): WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DOG?
          help: (Mitch) (#basing): You know, you should really never hate someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. This way you'll be a mile away from them and have their shoes.
          help: (Mitch) (twtown): I would like to report a crime in TWtown. Someone has stolen my pants. They were pantlike and had two legs, can you help me?

          I can only imagine to reply's he gets from staff, id say most likely alot of warnings from RoboHelp

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          • #6
            I've been banned 4 or 5 times in the span of 35 days for ?help and ?cheater abuse. The ban times never seem to exceed 8 days.

            ?help I've fallen and I can't get up <- classic

            ?help what's the command for, uh.. you know.. that ?something that let's you see your.. FUCK YOU BITCHES

            ?help robohelp says you guys appreciate my input. do you really? :] :] :]
            'vet' is the new 'newb'.
            sit ez vet, sit.

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            • #7
              i once said soemthing like "hey i have an an idea for an ad for balance, here it is: za gophar thinks he can beat u all at balance, come to ?go balance to prove him wrong!@..

              and erathia replied something like "not a chance"
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                meh, im not gona say names.. but i remember when someone did a ?cheater Help this guy is trying to team kill us all!
                one of my buddies who was ER at the time said lets go see whats up. So we went to the pub.. and saw the guy who complained. Well the <ER> team killed the guy who complained, and priv msged me and said "heh, lets go back to elim" i was liek "rofl k" WAY TO REPRESENT STAFF YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
                RaCka> how can i get you here
                death row> well basically im holdin off cuz i jus joined sweet. so its not u, its me
                RaCka> YOU'RE DUMPING ME?!?!?!?
                death row> LOL I KNOW I JUS READ THAT LINE AGAIN

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                • #9
                  Hyper> ?help blahblah is teamkilling in pub.
                  RoboHelp> Do not abuse ?help.

                  Fuckers.

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                  • #10
                    Lou: I'll be sure to up any bans you get in the future to the fullest, if it would so entertain you. That is what you were getting at, eh? Eh? Methinks thats what you're really after.. Some much deserved downtime.

                    EDIT: And secretly, we don't value any input.. ever. We'd much prefer silence but Dock> won't hear of it.

                    napsun1
                    "$"
                    Last edited by NAPALMSUNRISE; 09-24-2002, 11:58 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by NAPALMSUNRISE
                      Lou: I'll be sure to up any bans you get in the future to the fullest, if it would so entertain you. That is what you were getting at, eh? Eh? Methinks thats what you're really after.. Some much deserved downtime.
                      !!!!!!!
                      'vet' is the new 'newb'.
                      sit ez vet, sit.

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                      • #12
                        ?CHEATER HOW DO I REPORT A CHEAT0R!.Z??22
                        heh

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                        • #13
                          ?help What?
                          DELETED

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                          • #14
                            ?help How's everyone doing tonight? That's great. Anyways, the general consensus of TW feel I should be given mod powers again. If elected, I promise to ban random people in both elim arenas. Such a tough love approach would benefit the future of TW. Thank you for your time, and remember to vote: Gerbil for Mod 2002.
                            plopp> im not a newbie ok!! im a butterfly waiting to come out of his coon!

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                            • #15
                              GUFFAW!
                              Originally posted by Yoshiba
                              i lag when i smoke weed

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