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Ezor
09-20-2004, 10:18 PM
Click to see what I think of all you fucking SUV drivers.

FUCK YOU! (http://www.fuh2.com/)

Note: My main reason for making this thread, in addition to the fact that SUV drivers fucking suck, is the lack of good trash talk threads recently. They've all been boring as shit.

Troll King
09-20-2004, 10:25 PM
Have you ever noticed how an SUV's headlights are arranged at such a height that they will shine directly into the rear view mirror of the average car in front of it? Is there any particular reason, either in terms of safety, efficiency or technical necessity that they can't be at a normal height, other than to annoy drivers of smaller cars?

Ezor
09-20-2004, 10:31 PM
Oh yeah, I've noticed. Driving at night with an SUV behind you is an instant death ticket. Stupid fucks.

Verthanthi
09-20-2004, 10:39 PM
Have you ever noticed how an SUV's headlights are arranged at such a height that they will shine directly into the rear view mirror of the average car in front of it? Is there any particular reason, either in terms of safety, efficiency or technical necessity that they can't be at a normal height, other than to annoy drivers of smaller cars?

it looks stupid.

Richard Creager
09-21-2004, 01:06 AM
Why bash the H2?
No one likes it in the first place, it is just a shitty version of the H1 after all.

Rion.
09-21-2004, 01:57 AM
We don't get those in England.

gg.

Ezor
09-21-2004, 07:47 AM
Lucky fucker. :(

Jerome Scuggs
09-21-2004, 07:48 AM
Have you ever noticed how an SUV's headlights are arranged at such a height that they will shine directly into the rear view mirror of the average car in front of it? Is there any particular reason, either in terms of safety, efficiency or technical necessity that they can't be at a normal height, other than to annoy drivers of smaller cars?

I dunno, when I drive and my rearview mirror shines bright usually that means someone is behind you, not sure about you weird canadian folk though

edit: wait nvm jesus came through my mirror once and that was pretty flashy

Dameon Angell
09-21-2004, 10:32 AM
the H2 is the girls version of the Hummer

Ezor
09-21-2004, 01:00 PM
rofl :up:

Ilya
09-21-2004, 03:02 PM
SUVs feel the same way about you

Material Girl
09-21-2004, 09:16 PM
Have you ever noticed how an SUV's headlights are arranged at such a height that they will shine directly into the rear view mirror of the average car in front of it? Is there any particular reason, either in terms of safety, efficiency or technical necessity that they can't be at a normal height, other than to annoy drivers of smaller cars?

Car owners would be wise to invest in a light-dimming rearview mirror. :)

Isn't it funny how large trucks/vans/motorhomes/etc. with TERRIBLE mileage have been around for over 30 years? And yet this self-proclaimed "intellectual" sub-culture of SUV haters are still keying brand new SUVs everyday in America. To you local terrorists, idiots, and thieves a BIG FUCK YOU. Seriously. If I ever see you,.. watch out. :rolleyes:

*ahem*

When I drive SUVs after dark, it seems like 1 in 50 oncoming cars will suddenly and furiously flash their highbeams at me. Obviously they are not familiar with the amount of light that is required to illuminate my road. And obviously they are lucky that I don't flash back at them!
IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE GET A FRIKKIN CLUE OR ELSE GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are an SUV hater you can be cured instantly if you do the following:

Drive a Yukon XL. <--- This is the ultimate antidote. May we be cured. :p

Fit of Rage
09-21-2004, 10:21 PM
I'm still waiting for mass-distribution of hydrogen powered vehicles. Until then, I'll drive my tank of a Chevy Suburban because I know if I get in an accident with another car, I'll be ok.

PS: I still hate H2, Honda Element, Scion TC and all the other box-cars they've produced lately.

Cops
09-21-2004, 10:28 PM
I thought the element was made out of recycled plastic spoons.

Squeezer
09-21-2004, 11:20 PM
who cares about enviornmental crap...the H2 looks good....thats enough fo me

Richard Creager
09-21-2004, 11:23 PM
I thought the element was made out of recycled plastic spoons.
All hondas are.

Apho
09-22-2004, 02:06 PM
Rofl, people bitching about why there car is smaller than others. On a 2d spaceship game forum, at that.

I hear they're comming out with an H3. Not much changes are done to it besides it being more fuel efficient. But that's just money down the drain on the H2.

I don't think its a big fucking deal. Maybe SUV's headlights are higher.This is quite possibly due to the fact, well, its taller. Honestly, I'm sure all major leading car company owners couldn't devise such a scheme, as to where they all build SUV's to bug people who own Ford festiva's and 89 Corolla's with "SUV's inconviently-aimed headlights!!!" The work of satan, without a doubt.

Jesus christ, cry because the sun burns your eyes when you stare at it. At least it'll make you seem a bit smarter.

Adman
09-22-2004, 05:12 PM
who cares about enviornmental crap...the H2 looks good....thats enough fo me

no it doesn't.... it's just ugly... hummers are meant for off roading and doing crazy army shit, not taking up a lane and a half of down town driving getting 2 miles to the gallon...

and they're ugly.

Troll King
09-22-2004, 05:44 PM
H2 = Road Levi

Rion.
09-22-2004, 05:46 PM
Road Levi :D

Do they come fitted with a .3 second rocket and warp-back-to-house-after-shopping functions?

Troll King
09-22-2004, 05:49 PM
No, but it takes you forever to "green up" at a gas station.

Adman
09-22-2004, 06:12 PM
not to mention, is sucks ass.

It's ugly.

Saturn V
09-23-2004, 02:33 AM
You think the H2 is bad? Look at this thing (http://usatoday.com/money/autos/2004-09-13-newtruck_x.htm).

We're all fucked.

Sleepy Weasel
09-23-2004, 03:13 AM
I think Plaxico Burress (WR for Pittsburgh Steelers) drives one of those monstrosities.

Richard Creager
09-23-2004, 07:46 AM
I can't wait until "omgz were fucked" is no longer the overused forum phrase.

Dameon Angell
09-23-2004, 10:25 AM
You think the H2 is bad? Look at this thing (http://usatoday.com/money/autos/2004-09-13-newtruck_x.htm).

We're all fucked.

Holy shit, I want.

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/assets/severe/CXT-2.gif This is kickass, the whole "mini big rig" thing is definately my thing.

Troll King
09-23-2004, 11:05 AM
It looks like it's about to transform and kick Megatron's ass.

Jeansi
09-23-2004, 12:11 PM
http://www.nettiauto.com/viewVehicle.php?id_car=117640

PaulOakenfold
09-23-2004, 02:00 PM
I hear NASA is opening its own Crawler line:
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0203/columbiacrawler_ksc_big.jpg

Dameon Angell
09-23-2004, 05:14 PM
It looks like it's about to transform and kick Megatron's ass.

if only that were true... damnit >.<

Squeezer
09-23-2004, 10:05 PM
that is one big ass picture

1ight
09-24-2004, 05:51 AM
... ... .. .. .. . . . .
You know.. you don't need to type it out ".?find" with a dot, outside the game... (Location: .?find)


Ezor, I might agree with you. But its like complaining about Mc donalds, how much they consume on their products. Or why Bill gates is such a dick and makes windows a monopoly. Or why IE is in general used more then anyother web-browser, that drags down the evolvement of webdesign/creation of websites, adding bounderies for possibilities. In time all of the world's natural sources will dissepear because of the big consumnation in America and other big I-countries. We're all going to die. -_-++

Offtopic: I don't know, should I download naruto? ^_^; Takes days before you have all possible epis in a watchable res. :/

Dameon Angell
09-24-2004, 11:41 AM
Watch out, I'm gonna crush you all in my mini-big rig one day. I say, "fuck traffic", I'll drive over it all.

uranium
09-24-2004, 06:48 PM
microsoft isnt and cant be a monopoly anymore

Selex
09-25-2004, 01:12 AM
Why bash the H2?
No one likes it in the first place, it is just a shitty version of the H1 after all.
Bad mileage and eats Gas like candycanes.. If you say you dont like candycanes ... Screw you!!! :rolleyes:

Ilya
09-25-2004, 07:47 AM
if i could get an H1 for free, i would.

and then i would run over little cars and be like "haha"

fun will be had by all

za gophar
09-25-2004, 01:11 PM
i dont like suv's. actually, i hate them.

Richard Creager
09-25-2004, 01:37 PM
if i could get an H1 for free, i would.

and then i would run over little cars and be like "haha"

fun will be had by all
You could run over all cars.

Ezor
09-25-2004, 04:05 PM
Big vehicles for small dicks. End of story.