ilya lives

[Fit of Rage]

ilyawesome: they're gonna unban me in a week i think
novassault: FUCK THAT
novassault: YOU'RE GETTING OUT NOW
ilyawesome: PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON!
novassault: so whats it like being banned
ilyawesome: my dog is licking my toes and im all "mmm"
ilyawesome: feels sort of like a mixture between eating raw fish and getting head
ilyawesome: and Sweet Tomatoes
novassault: what, being banned or the dog lick?
ilyawesome: both
novassault: cool
ilyawesome: the word "ass" is in your sn
ilyawesome: thats awesome
ilyawesome: being banned is kinda dumb cause you can still read posts but you cant respond
novassault: what's cooler
ilyawesome: so its like you see stabwound call you a "deprived peice of shit" after banning you and you just want to say something back but YOU CANT

[Verthanthi]

that conversation would have been more entertaining if it was more like that scene in Bottlerocket where Dignan is talking to Anthony from inside prison.

[Fit of Rage]

it only got better from there

[Richard Creager]

T Minus 12 seconds before stabwound edits it and you get yelled at.

GO FORUM STAFFI!!

[hogo]

FREE ILYAZ!@!!one!!!

[cundor]

Forums are no fun without Ilyaz
Bring the beast back ffs
Go Ilyaz! Go GO gO

[PH]

Informal negotiations won't work, guys. It's time to get official.

I, the undersigned, being of sound mind, hereby propose the following:

• IlyaZ's ban from the Trench Wars forums is immediately declared null and void.
• IlyaZ is returned unharmed to the Trench Wars forums.
• In exchange for IlyaZ's safe return, I, the undersigned, offer for trading purposes three members to be placed on the ban list: deutschpunkrevolte, Stylez and a future forum user who registers any time in 2006.
• As an added incentive, should this trade be accepted, under the watchful eye of a webcam and for the staff's entertainment, I, the undersigned, will shamelessly get disgustingly intoxicated, lose consciousness and awaken in a pool of my own vomit and urine.

I, the undersigned, reserve the right to modify or cancel this trade at any time and for any reason without notice.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Keep the twat banned

[Sarien]

T Minus 12 seconds before stabwound edits it and you get yelled at.

GO FORUM STAFFI!!

Ease up on Stabwound, man. It's akin to torturing a stupid animal. He can't really understand that there is any other way than being a useless dick.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Maybe I'm the black sheep of forum staff, but really, I feel that Ilya's ban was a little out of place. Maybe it was one of those "if we have to do it for one, we have to do it for all" things, but I feel that a ban was a little over zealous. For real, there are guys (who I willl not mention because they fucking thrive on attention) who are a real fucking pain the ass that we don't ban, and we ban Ilya for a picture? I saw the picture, and while it might be a little off-color, was it really worth a week ban? I mean, even at the base level, the guy totally runs the gallery--can't we give him a little leeway? It's not like the guy is a shithead 12 year-old that craves attention.

[Richard Creager]

(who I willl not mention because they fucking thrive on attention)

Don't worry conc, you can say it's me.

[cundor]

That brings us to the question: "Who banned Ilyaz?"
10$ it was Wadi

[PH]

Goodbye.

I'm gonna say it was this dude.

[Bilbo]

That brings us to the question: "Who banned Ilyaz?"
10$ it was Wadi

It happened in your thread dude.

[cundor]

It totally did
How could I forget
Who wants my 10$???