In this thread you help Ewan find his keys

[Ewan]

Ok, here's the situation.

I am planning to go back to Uni in about 2 hours. However, I cannot find my keys and I have not started packing.

I last remembered having them when I got home from the pub (not drunk) after watching the Liverpool - Chelsea game. I used them to get in the door.

Yesterday I did not have them. As far as I can remember all I did after coming home on Wednesday was play on the computer. I've looked on the key hooks, and below in case they fell off. I have looked on and around the desk on which this computer sits. I am wearing the same jeans I had on on Wednesday and I wasn't wearing a jacket.

I've checked my bedroom floor (I tend to put the jeans on the floor when I take them off, and the keys may have been in the pocket at the time).

Checked the bathroom, in case I took them out / fell out when going for a poo or washing.


HELP ME

[Blanke]

Do a thorough sweep of every location again.

When I usually look for something that size, I'll overlook it many times when it was actually right in front of me the whole time.

Overturn the rest of your house to find it.

[Ewan]

I've ran out of places to look. I just cannot think of anywhere where they could physically be.

[Blanke]

I can tell you one place where they won't be hiding.

Your computer.

Stop checking the forums and go search!

hah

[Ewan]

Ok I'm gonna do a list of places.

I'm not doing this cause I think you'll find it interesting, this will genuinly help me.


Dining Room
Sideboard
Sideboard Drawers
Under Sideboard
PC Desk
Under PC Desk
Window Sill
Rest of Floor

Kitchen
Work surface x 2
Sink
Recycling Bag
Bin
Floor

Lounge
Sofa (on, in and under)
Floor
Coffee Table
Desk
TV
On / around TV
Bookshelf x 3

Rest of Downstairs
Stairs
Key hooks
Under key hooks
In coat pockets / bags
Floor

Bedroom
Floor
Desk
Bookshelf
Shelf
Pockets
Bags
Boxes

Bathroom
Magazine box
Toilet
Floor
Around bath
Toiletry holders
Sideboard

Brother's room
Loads of boxes
Floor
Sink
Bookshelf
Shelf

Sister's room
Bed
Floor
Boxes
Shelves

Mum's room
Bed
Floor
Bedside table

Rest of upstairs
Chest of drawers (on / in)
Floor
Shelves

Car
Under seats
On seats
Boot
Little holdy bits in the doors
Coin holder
Glove compartment




Obviously you don't know my house but any typical places I may have missed?

I know you might think I am wasting my time posting on the forum. But it's helping me think of places I might not have looked in yet, and also I don't have the patience to look non-stop for more than about 20 minutes.

[Superted]

They'll be in the last place you look, so start there.

[Ewan]

Well I've given up.

Looks like I won't be going back until Sunday

[ZeUs!!]

when I got home from the pub (not drunk)

Wasted potential

[Mulkero]

Well if you had your keys when you came home, they must be somewhere. Or did you leave them in the keyhole after opening to lock? :P

edit: typo

[ZeUs!!]

Ewan you've probably swallowed them and you'll have to wait for them to pass through. Remember to check each time before you flush

[Golden Sun 1]

U shud have a keyring on them, so wen u whistle they beep

Or u cudda left them in ur door

[Arikel]

Ok, here's the situation.

I am planning to go back to Uni in about 2 hours. However, I cannot find my keys and I have not started packing.

I last remembered having them when I got home from the pub (not drunk) after watching the Liverpool - Chelsea game. I used them to get in the door.

Yesterday I did not have them. As far as I can remember all I did after coming home on Wednesday was play on the computer. I've looked on the key hooks, and below in case they fell off. I have looked on and around the desk on which this computer sits. I am wearing the same jeans I had on on Wednesday and I wasn't wearing a jacket.

I've checked my bedroom floor (I tend to put the jeans on the floor when I take them off, and the keys may have been in the pocket at the time).

Checked the bathroom, in case I took them out / fell out when going for a poo or washing.


HELP ME

?find Key
Not online, last seen 6 days ago

Sorry! someone had to do this joke... :fear:

[Facetious]

UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER

havent heard that shit since 1993, have you? fuck yeah.

[Pandagirl!]

Check under things too. I always end up kicking things under my dresser by accident. Once I spent 2 hours looking for my flipflop, and I just happened to find it by chance, under my dresser. So now whenever something is missing, that's where I look. So be sure to check under things.

[Kyace]

On top of the fridge? In your sheets on your bed? Did they fall betwee the bed and wall? Under your pillow? Do you have a jar you empty your pocket change into? Where do you place your billfold? Do you have a backpack( or purse:P )? Check whereever you place snack food. Also check under your keyboard.