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gullible Irish man > Allright paddy, hows about ye?
crazy welsh man > Not to bad, yourself?
gullible Irish man > aw fine. Still up to yer preaching then?
crazy welsh man > course, here did you ever here the one about the snakes?
gullible Irish man > No? wtf is a snake?
crazy welsh man > you know those ones in the bible sent by satan to decieve eve?
gullible Irish man > hmmm problem is the bible is all in latin, i can't read or understand latin.
crazy welsh man > thats why i'm hear
gullible Irish man > aw thats grand, go on then
crazy welsh man > right there like an elongated lizard without legs..
gullible Irish man > hold up there, you've lost me. Whats a lizard
crazy welsh man > hmm right you've never seen a lizard, come to think of it neither have i being from wales and all. Ok there like a giant worm that can eat mice and things.
gullible Irish man > shit a giant worm sounds a bit scary
crazy welsh man > yeah, there is some that can bite you and poison you till you die.
gullible Irish man > holy fuck, there is nothing here that can bite me and kill me
crazy welsh man > yeah do you know why that is?
gullible Irish man > ehm its to cold for snakes to live here?
crazy welsh man > nope its becuase i ran all the snakes out of Ireland
gullible Irish man > WOW!!! i'd never seen any before you came but i'm sure glad you got rid of them
crazy welsh man >yeah i'm ace
gullible Irish man > i mean you must be the greatest irish person ever
crazy welsh man >i'm welsh
gullible Irish man > ahh forgot, still you've done more for Ireland than anyone else.
crazy welsh man >indeed
gullible Irish man > i'm going to tell everyone what a great guy you are
crazy welsh man >yeah you should , getting rid off all the snakes isn't easy you know
gullible Irish man > i reckon you'll be remembered forever for this
crazy welsh man >rightly so, i'm even going to clear the land of any fossil evidence that snakes ever existed here
gullible Irish man > thats a very thorough job you've done
crazy welsh man > i don't do things by 1/2's
gullible Irish man > just glad you rid off all them snakes before i ran into them, never even knew such a dangerous creature existed here
crazy welsh man > yip your a lucky man i came allong. Now go spread the word that your all safe from evil snakes cuase of me
gullible Irish man > will do !!!
crazy welsh man > Not to bad, yourself?
gullible Irish man > aw fine. Still up to yer preaching then?
crazy welsh man > course, here did you ever here the one about the snakes?
gullible Irish man > No? wtf is a snake?
crazy welsh man > you know those ones in the bible sent by satan to decieve eve?
gullible Irish man > hmmm problem is the bible is all in latin, i can't read or understand latin.
crazy welsh man > thats why i'm hear
gullible Irish man > aw thats grand, go on then
crazy welsh man > right there like an elongated lizard without legs..
gullible Irish man > hold up there, you've lost me. Whats a lizard
crazy welsh man > hmm right you've never seen a lizard, come to think of it neither have i being from wales and all. Ok there like a giant worm that can eat mice and things.
gullible Irish man > shit a giant worm sounds a bit scary
crazy welsh man > yeah, there is some that can bite you and poison you till you die.
gullible Irish man > holy fuck, there is nothing here that can bite me and kill me
crazy welsh man > yeah do you know why that is?
gullible Irish man > ehm its to cold for snakes to live here?
crazy welsh man > nope its becuase i ran all the snakes out of Ireland
gullible Irish man > WOW!!! i'd never seen any before you came but i'm sure glad you got rid of them
crazy welsh man >yeah i'm ace
gullible Irish man > i mean you must be the greatest irish person ever
crazy welsh man >i'm welsh
gullible Irish man > ahh forgot, still you've done more for Ireland than anyone else.
crazy welsh man >indeed
gullible Irish man > i'm going to tell everyone what a great guy you are
crazy welsh man >yeah you should , getting rid off all the snakes isn't easy you know
gullible Irish man > i reckon you'll be remembered forever for this
crazy welsh man >rightly so, i'm even going to clear the land of any fossil evidence that snakes ever existed here
gullible Irish man > thats a very thorough job you've done
crazy welsh man > i don't do things by 1/2's
gullible Irish man > just glad you rid off all them snakes before i ran into them, never even knew such a dangerous creature existed here
crazy welsh man > yip your a lucky man i came allong. Now go spread the word that your all safe from evil snakes cuase of me
gullible Irish man > will do !!!