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    Mitch Hedberg Day

    Today we remember a truly funny man.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

    Fairly comprehensive collection of sayings here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiquote
    USA WORLD CHAMPS
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  • #2
    My dad saw him live and said he has never laughed so hard. Lucky mother f'er.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      I was in a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me because she said, "OK, how would you like your eggs, sir?" I tried to answer anyhow: "Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Shit, it's gonna take a while. I do not have time. Scrambled. You fuckin' confused me."


      RIP

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      • #4
        I saw him and Steven Lynch live in Seattle, about two months before he died. He was drunk as fuck, yet it was still the funniest show I've ever been to.
        Originally posted by Tone
        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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