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    So, it's the first of April yet again... Where everyone happens to retire, quit, or indulge is us all with some folly shenanigans. But, how much of this redundant 'humor' needs to be engaged in before it really isn't funny anymore.

    A prime example of that is Chuck Norris. How many pointless and inane jokes did it take before it "got old"?

    And as for the plethora of asterisks, it was slightly humorous, especially since it did fool quite a bit of people, however, it was a bit excessive, in that you could hardly figure out what a lot of people were saying.

    I think, especially with April fools, originality is the key to humor, however redundancy seems to be dominating such pranks.

    Anyways, today I got my Holter monitor test results back from the Cardiologist... I'm fine!
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come
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    April fools! I have more severe frequent premature ventricular complexes (PVC’s) than they thought, now they’re gonna have to fix me!
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

    sigpic




    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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        That's great, I must not forget you have all-powerful access to TWGallery.. Though those who do put their pictures up at least have the self-esteem, audacity, and aren't timid... Oh wait, your pictures not on there for some reason.

        Let me update your jerk-material collection with a picture that's not over 3 years old. I made you a pretty collage, eva, so you don't have to open separate files while you masturbate. Enjoy.






        Edit: me so sorry for breaking the table
        1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


        1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
        1:trashed> wha
        1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
        1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
        1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
        1:trashed> i download my own

        sigpic




        1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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          :wub:







          p.s. i wasn't trying to insult you
          Last edited by Evasive; 04-02-2006, 12:43 AM.

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          • #6
            the one where u are staring down the chick's shirt is kinda funny
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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              woman's got a rack on her
              Originally posted by Ward
              OK.. ur retarded case closed

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              • #8
                Originally posted by stark





                Edit: hey look I'm not banned yet!
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #9
                  Piece of advice: lay off the bleach.

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