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    The New Facebook

    Basically there is a new "News Feed" that allows any potential stalker to gather innumerable amounts of information about you. It also allows the internet-savvy person hilarious amounts of fun, delving into the personal lives of others (at their expense). Here is an example:

    Originally posted by Vatican Assassin
    i just wish it was longer
    Originally posted by Cops
    it could have happened in the middle of a park at 2'oclock in the afternoon while your parents were at work and I followed you around all afternoon.
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    Im stalking you Gen.

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    • #3
      couldnt say it any better than my boy here

      5:gen> man
      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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      • #4
        mini feed is fucking gay
        USA WORLD CHAMPS

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        • #5
          Suff could rape and murder me if he so desired.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by D1st0rt
            mini feed is fucking gay
            word. facebook? more like emobook. :gap: HAR HAR

            Seriously, I bet you Facebook will start making MP3 players and cell phones soon.
            1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
            1: oar> yeah
            1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
            1: hed> and after dinner
            1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

            7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
            7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

            3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
            3: Nimesh> my sis does
            3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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            • #7
              like helio with their myspace mobile
              sigpic
              All good things must come to an end.

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              • #8
                HAHAHA THIS SHIT IS GREAT. Thanks to Facebook for making the single greatest harrassment tool ever made.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #9
                  I joined the Students against the newsfeed group on facebook, it has about 111,000 members already!
                  A drunken mans words are a sober mans thoughts

                  LIGHT4CHAMPS

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                  • #10
                    It's not toggleable?
                    Originally posted by Ward
                    OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                    • #11
                      I joined like 10 of those anti-newsfeed groups because I figured it would show up on everyone else's newsfeeds and they would think it was funny. In doing so, I found out that those anti newsfeed people are mostly insane. I am against the newsfeed because if you can see all the updates on one page, what's the point of looking at facebook? Also, I have all these "friends" that I don't really give a shit about and I don't care about seeing their updates. These other people think the newsfeed is like anally raping them and that it affects their privacy somehow. They really need to stfu.
                      5:gen> man
                      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                      • #12
                        Haha, Jessica broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years today, and I think because of me. She posted that it "was complicated", so you know what I had to do. Talk to Steve about it.

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                        Last edited by DoTheFandango; 09-06-2006, 07:23 PM.
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                        • #13
                          I don't get it, with the new news feed wouldn't Steve have known without you telling him? If he doesn't have facebook and you did that you are a fucking douchebag.
                          5:gen> man
                          5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Facetious
                            If he doesn't have facebook and you did that you are a fucking douchebag.
                            Not so much told him about it, but asking "what's up with you and Jessica".

                            Me and Steve go way back. Way back to wednesday lol danecook.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #15
                              What is facebook and what is news feed?
                              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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