Jedi Knights demand recognition as "4th Largest Religion" in the UK

[Dameon Angell]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/3...ve_Recognition

They wish to have recognition as an actual religion and .. well ... just read it. Wow.

[Pummel]

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Fucking waste of space, life, and time.

[Troll King]

Is anyone else bothered by the incredibly large, yet low, yellow bulge on the guy on the left?

[Pummel]

Is anyone else bothered by the incredibly large, yet low, yellow bulge on the guy on the left?

This is one of those things in life, best left unanswered.
......
Prolly saw a guy dressed up as Princess Leia.

[Scurvy]

disturbed? a little...
impressed? yes, i think so

[Dameon Angell]

I'm more disturbed that the "Jedi Knights" are the 4th largest religion in the UK.

[Scurvy]

Look, in America we got plenty of more important things to worry about. I think we could even use the help of the jedi knights to restore some sort of order. especially any jedi knight with a 3 foot cock.

[Suh]

i think it was back when they did the Census (HUGE nation survey) and when asked their religion, people just took the piss and wrote down "jedi knight" for the hell of it, then ofcourse 389,999 did the same "little joke". its not like there is nearly half a million people dressed as jedi wondering around the U.K.

probably such a high number did it because of the high percentage of agnostics in our country. who feel left out not having a "not sure" tick box :/ or perhaps wanted to put something different

[Mr. Peanuts]

Wait. Are you seriously saying that no one else here is a Jedi Knight?

White man is feeling oppressed.

[Doc Flabby]

i think it was back when they did the Census (HUGE nation survey) and when asked their religion, people just took the piss and wrote down "jedi knight" for the hell of it, then ofcourse 389,999 did the same "little joke". its not like there is nearly half a million people dressed as jedi wondering around the U.K.

probably such a high number did it because of the high percentage of agnostics in our country. who feel left out not having a "not sure" tick box :/ or perhaps wanted to put something different

I think alot of people thought why the fuck does the government need to know what religion i am. If you fail to fill out the census you can get 10 years in jail its not like you cant answer...


being a jedi knight is no more retarded than following any other religion. So i think jedi should get the same rights. may the force be with you!

[IKM]

In other news, Scientology wishes to have recognition as the number 3 religion in England.

[Galleleo]

Is anyone else bothered by the incredibly large, yet low, yellow bulge on the guy on the left?

I was thinking about making a reply about it until I read yours.

[Suh]

In other news, Scientology wishes to have recognition as the number 3 religion in England.

no sorry, thats your diease not ours

[Pressure Drop]

I think alot of people thought why the fuck does the government need to know what religion i am. If you fail to fill out the census you can get 10 years in jail its not like you cant answer...


being a jedi knight is no more retarded than following any other religion. So i think jedi should get the same rights. may the force be with you!

yea thats how i remember it?

ppl were pissed off with "having" to give their religion so there was a movement to take the piss and make jedi an offical religion

i can't even remember what i put in it? i don't remember fillling it out, maybe someone else in my house did it on my behalf?

i'm no longer registered to vote cuase i hate filling out the damn forms :S ment to do it ..never got around to it though

[NaiLed]

i agree, it's bollocks. just like on forms where you have to fill out your ethnicity. fuck that shit, they don't need to know that information