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    Thanksgiving Thread

    I know we have a strong international community here, and not everyone celebrates Thanksgiving. But Happy Thanksgiving anyway! For the American contingent among us---how are you spending the holiday?

    Personally, I had plans to spend time with my dad's family at their vacation condo about 5 hours away, but today I changed my mind and just decided to stay home. I fkn hate driving with all the newbs on the road, and I'm trying to save money anyway. After calculating the expenses, it just seemed way more practical to stay in town.

    I might go visit my uncle and his wife, before he moves back to Texas, but it's going to be pretty low-key.

    Happy Holidays, you little ho-ho whores. :santa:
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    hm

    I'm going to live a normal day.

    As I do not live in America.

    =/

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    • #3
      holidays are always great so..


      happy thanksgiving!!
      Originally posted by Tyson
      There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
      Originally posted by HeavenSent
      Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
      Originally posted by Izor
      Women should never be working in the first place.

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      • #4
        The usual "Goto grandma's house and see family" stuff. I haven't been able to do this in a couple years, though ... so it's better.
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        • #5
          big ass turkey and 4 apple pies.

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          • #6
            I'm in Massachusetts till friday, then I'm at my college friends' party all Saturday.

            Fuck yeah.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              masturbating with your left hand is like pushing on a "pull" door
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • #8
                What kind of funky shape must your penis be for that to be the same?

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                • #9
                  I'm happy this year because I get 2 personal cans of cranberry sauce (everyone was always pissed when they went to get some and it was already gone)
                  USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                  • #10
                    I fucking hate cranberry sauce. I'm going to dinner with family friends tomorrow, and I don't trust them to make the shit I like for thanksgiving so I made mashed potatoes, stuffing (one half bag of cubed, one half bag of the mushy kind), and ham, because turkey fucking sucks when its made wrong, and its always made wrong so it's too dry. I'll have leftovers fucking forever, it's badass.
                    5:gen> man
                    5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                      masturbating with your left hand is like pushing on a "pull" door
                      Unless you're ambijerxstrous.

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                      • #12
                        i'm left handed

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                        • #13
                          I have to work till 21:30, so home around 22:30 today. Totally forgot about Turkey Day. So my Yankee girlfriend is home alone with dinner.

                          .. Whoops .. :w00t:

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                          • #14
                            Dont think they celebrate it here..

                            Gonna sit at home and play
                            3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
                            3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
                            3:i.d.> da fk is that?
                            3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
                            3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
                            3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
                            3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
                            3:Shadowmere> LOL
                            3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

                            Best> I never cooked a day in my life

                            Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
                            Shadowmere> Rofl
                            Up in ya !> With his feet
                            Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
                            Up in ya !> l44t feet
                            Deft> l44t f44t*
                            Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
                            Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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                            • #15
                              I'd just like to say that Burzum ruined Thanksgiving. THAT IS ALL.
                              Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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