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  • Secret Santa Bullshit

    Yeah I hate this shit too but unfortunately it's obligatory sometimes. I need a unisex item that is less than $10. Tell me any piece of shit and I'm yours.

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    hot sauce


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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    • #3
      lotto tickets

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
        lotto tickets
        3 christmas for life tickets and one meowwy christmas
        ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
        Failure teaches success.
        . â–²
        ▲ ▲

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        • #5
          -Picture Frame
          -Coin holder
          -vitamins
          thread killer

          Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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          • #6
            i had to do this
            i had been laughing to my friends in work that the only person i wouldn't know what to buy is the stupid fat bitch

            destiny hates me and i get her :/
            and she gets me ...

            but i went to the shops with a woman from work and she got me the presents ez

            i'd highly recommend passing the buck like this, if thats not possible - bottle of wine - red

            i'd be happy with a bottle of wine
            In my world,
            I am King

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            • #7
              Buy him/her a stack of CD-Rs.

              Everyone has use for a stack of those, right?
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #8
                Tums. Everyone needs Tums sometimes.

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                • #9
                  A pack of Marlboro Reds and a box of Condoms, in the original gas station store bag, wrapped in duct tape, with a hand written tag saying Merry Christmas on it, taped on with duct tape.
                  Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                  • #10
                    Chocolate penis
                    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                    ---A few minutes later---
                    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                    9:Kim> UM
                    9:Kim> i didn't
                    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                    9:pascone> lol?

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                    • #11
                      Just go to a dollar store and buy random stuff. That's what I did.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #12
                        a huge dildo

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Money View Post
                          a huge dildo
                          a huge black dildo laced with axe body spray

                          bro
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                          All good things must come to an end.

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