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  • Fundies Say The Darndest Things!

    http://www.fstdt.com/

    A collection of quotes from fundies, check out the top 100!

    I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs).
    Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
    When a woman is raped, it's their own fault!
    I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed.
    Some of these have made me lol, better than bash.org...ish.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Superted View Post
    http://www.fstdt.com/

    A collection of quotes from fundies, check out the top 100!









    Some of these have made me lol, better than bash.org...ish.
    lol i found them a bit harsh as well =\
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    • #3
      "One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."
      LOLOLOLOLOL

      Thank you for the site, superted. You win the amount of one (1) interwebs.
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      • #4
        several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
        You ate some priest porridge

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        • #5
          ted we are so having words! :elvis:
          Reinstate Sarien
          ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

          Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

          "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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          • #6
            hahaha these are great.

            edit: I think we might be able to add Blueblaze's rant about rape being at the fault of the female to that site.
            Last edited by Squeezer; 01-14-2007, 03:26 PM.
            Originally posted by Tone
            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Suzie-Q View Post
              ted we are so having words! :elvis:
              I forgot to mention, credit to Suh for the link :P

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              • #8
                wtf is a fundie?
                In my world,
                I am King

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                • #9
                  The fallacies of gravity

                  just curious if anyone can explain these errors that many people are aware of when it comes to the theory of gravity

                  number 1. the way gravity reads, scientists have you think that objects of larger mass would have more of a gravitational pull then objects of smaller mass. so tell me how this makes sense

                  when we look at the sun we see the earth orbiting the sun, and the moon obriting the earth. if gravity were true, shouldnt our moon be orbiting the sun??? oh better yet, how come a planet way out in the distance such as neptune will orbit the sun, yet its moons will not orbit the sun??? something is wrong here, even at thise immense distances the moons will orbit the planets and not the sun, yet the suns "gravity" is strong enough supposedly to keep the planets in orbit.

                  number 2. why is it, only planets have orbits?? you could put a space shuttle in outter space and a astronaut will not orbit it. you could put the smallest pebbble into outter space and it will not orbit the space shuttle. why is this???? if gravity were true then surely such small objects would orbit larger ones, especially in space

                  number 3. on earth we see things that defy "gravity" on a daily basis. birds and airplanes for example. are you going to tell me that the gravity of the sun is strong enough to keep PLUTo in orbit but not an airplane or a little bird??????

                  number 4. scientists dont know how gravity works. or what it really is, and even then we see anaomolies in space that defy gravity

                  so my point is that gravity(like other scientifist "tHeories" is very on shaky grounds. it doesnt have the evidnece to back it up, and when examined critically it falls under the pressure(no pun intended )

                  show me a pebble that orbits a mountain or a bird that orbits the earth and then gravity will make sense. or better yet just show me how gravity works(if it works at all) and then maybe it will be more than just a theory

                  how do you evolutionsts explain gravity???"
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                  • #10
                    didn't i post a thread a while ago with my post making the top10?

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                    • #11
                      I am looking at this top 100.. are people really that stupid? I mean come on..

                      "I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."
                      "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."
                      How can you actually believe that when you say that. Just blatantly contradicting yourself.
                      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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