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    Is anyone else sick of turning on the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet and repeatedly seeing these African Wildebeasts getting there nuts eaten by lionesses while they are just chilling in a field? I have aspirations of taking an extended leave to the grasslands of Africa and teaching these fine animals how to protect themselves. I mean...You got legs and horns for a reason right? FUCKING USE THEM. I'd kick those lions in the face if they tried eating my balls.

    In all actuality I'm leaving for Greece in the morning. Had to say something.

  • #2
    spend some $$ and bring a satcam I wass dl the locals kickin your ass
    ?find dads revenge

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    • #3
      if a lion were coming at me i would whip out my dick and start peeing at it. surely this would throw it off guard.
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #4
        Im going to greece as well in two weeks or so $$
        Originally posted by Tyson
        There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
        Originally posted by HeavenSent
        Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
        Originally posted by Izor
        Women should never be working in the first place.

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        • #5
          do you do anything else than travel?
          Originally Posted by HeavenSent
          You won't have to wait another 4 years.
          There wont be another election for president.
          Obama is the Omega President.
          http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            mastrubate

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Emaho View Post
              menstruate
              gg

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              • #8
                I pray for mantra to never run into that front ass..
                Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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