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a21ozcoldcup
09-22-2007, 07:38 AM
They are so fucking stupid. Oooooohhh, I use ancient weapons and have retarded wings that left me fly because they are made of some alien metal or some stupid shit. Oh and I get reborn every once in a while to fight evil.... too bad this generation has approximately 1,302,382 more awesomely cool mutates, cosmically gifted, gentically enhanced, chemically enhanced and various other meta humans that do the super hero gig 10x better than Hawkman every could.

I fully hope and expect DC to kill him off soon.. not like it matters. He would just come back to life eventually. so stupid...

Money
09-22-2007, 03:44 PM
what?

genocidal
09-22-2007, 03:50 PM
K.

a21ozcoldcup
09-22-2007, 03:55 PM
what?


http://i8.tinypic.com/4kyjhat.jpg


The mostly shitty DC comics superhero.

Troll King
09-22-2007, 04:09 PM
The only thing the Hawks have going for them is that they tend to be the most brutally violent of the core JSA/JLA members.

PH
09-22-2007, 04:14 PM
http://i17.tinypic.com/4zwk01w.jpg

a21ozcoldcup
09-22-2007, 04:16 PM
The only thing the Hawks have going for them is that they tend to be the most brutally violent of the core JSA/JLA members.

Yeah.. because they would suck even more. And anyways, what else with they do? Isn't their man "power" competence in a various forms of antiquated weaponry? That or their lame constumes.


Only thing worse than them is Aquaman... 'hey guys.. srsly, i'm useful i swear!' ... 'i can swim fast and talk to dolphins!'

genocidal
09-22-2007, 04:19 PM
The only thing the Hawks have going for them is that they tend to be the most brutally violent of the core JSA/JLA members.
Arrested development. :stuart:

Aquatiq
09-22-2007, 04:21 PM
Melee

Salubrious
09-22-2007, 05:19 PM
Hawkgirl is still cooler than Angel/Archangel.

a21ozcoldcup
09-22-2007, 05:19 PM
Melee

damn!





Hawkgirl can at least be cute depending on who the artist is.. imagine tapping that.. her mask, wings and superheroine outfit.. she could probably incorporate her stupid weapons too.. I bet she likes being hit with her mace when doing the deed. she's crazy naughty.

RATTY...
09-22-2007, 07:51 PM
Yeah.. because they would suck even more. And anyways, what else with they do? Isn't their man "power" competence in a various forms of antiquated weaponry? That or their lame constumes.


Only thing worse than them is Aquaman... 'hey guys.. srsly, i'm useful i swear!' ... 'i can swim fast and talk to dolphins!'

Last time I checked out a Marvel Dictionary, Aquaman had a lifting capacity og around 50-80 tons, compared to Spidermans 1, maybe 2 ton. And he can rape any heroes under water.

RATTY...
09-22-2007, 07:56 PM
Last time I checked out a Marvel Dictionary, Aquaman had a lifting capacity og around 50-80 tons, compared to Spidermans 1, maybe 2 ton. And he can rape any heroes under water.

EDIT: can't find the dictionary again, but 50 ton sounded a little too much, maybe he was around the 20 ton range.

RATTY...
09-22-2007, 07:56 PM
EDIT: can't find the dictionary again, but 50 ton sounded a little too much, maybe he was around the 20 ton range.

Lol, I replied myself.

RATTY...
09-22-2007, 07:57 PM
Lol, I replied myself.

Hi.

a21ozcoldcup
09-23-2007, 11:36 AM
Hi.

Is that his underwater lifting capacity? And is this with his hook hand? Without his hook hand? Why does he suck so much in the comics? They had to write so many stupid plots just to involve him back in the silver age (my preferred period of comics) .. he's a joke! I don't even know how he got his powers but it's gotta be some lame story. At least someone like Namor is all fucking Atlantean king and shit.. that's cool.

Maybe during the cold war he was popular, he could be all like 'fuck you russian subs! .. Why the fuck is Sean Connery in your Navy he's scottish you idiots!' and blam punch the subs.. killing everyone. except I never see him do that. He usually is like 'hey Jimmy the dolphin, got whap that sub with your tail to confuse their um.. whoever.... and suzy the starfish, blind their periscope so they can't navigate!'

Troll King
09-23-2007, 05:36 PM
Aquaman IS DC's Atlantean king. And like Namor, he has super-strength when on dry land because his body is supposed to be strong enough to handle the deep sea pressure; on the surface, he doesn't have as much resistance or pressure in the open air.

EDIT: The One-Year-Later "new" Aquaman is kind of lame though.

Jeenyuss
09-28-2007, 05:55 PM
wait, why was aquaman in a marvel dictionary?

RATTY...
07-06-2009, 05:27 PM
Maybe it was Namor afterall, both of them are similar, and he would still rape Spiderman. Spiderman is way overrated and hyped up, it's all Hollywood's fault.

Ilya
07-06-2009, 10:18 PM
what in the world

delete thread

D1st0rt
07-06-2009, 11:16 PM
this guy is encroaching on your territory, but you can't risk telling forum mods

what a conundrum