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    I'm stuck on what to do. I suppose I could buy new, but if I did, it would be more of a base model car, or I could go back a couple years, say 03-04 and get a nicer stocked car with a few miles on it. There is another twist. I actually steal cars at a decent sized dealership and they would never figure me out if I chose to steal from them. Here are my options:

    2004 Audi A4 Quattro 3.0 Turbo (Black, 73,500 miles) $15,500

    2005 Chrysler 300 Touring (Black, 52,000 miles) $14,100

    2002 BMW 325i (Dark Red, 28,000 miles) $18,000

    2008 Toyota Tundra (Blue, Reduced by Toyota) $23,900

    2007 Toyota Avalon Touring (Overstock, Reduced by Toyota) $25,100

    Obv, I usually steal Toyotas because they are easier to sell. Don't know if I should stay loyal to them, or seek a bargain. Whatcha think?
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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    And I swear to god I barely kept myself from posting this right after I saw lizard's thread for the first time. Now that the whore thread is up, I'm just throwing this out there.
    2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
    2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

    2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
    2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
    2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
    2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

    1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
    1:spider> Wooooohoo!
    1:spider> .*passes the hat*
    1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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    • #3
      "I want to fuck a car"
      Originally posted by Tyson
      There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
      Originally posted by HeavenSent
      Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
      Originally posted by Izor
      Women should never be working in the first place.

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      • #4
        "I want to kill with a car"

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        • #5
          "I want to burn a car"
          3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
          3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
          3:i.d.> da fk is that?
          3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
          3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
          3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
          3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
          3:Shadowmere> LOL
          3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

          Best> I never cooked a day in my life

          Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
          Shadowmere> Rofl
          Up in ya !> With his feet
          Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
          Up in ya !> l44t feet
          Deft> l44t f44t*
          Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
          Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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          • #6
            This thread makes almost the same amount of sense if you substitute all the 'car' with 'cat':

            "I want to steal a cat"

            "I want to fuck a cat"

            "I want to kill with a cat"

            AND:

            "I want to BBQ a cat" ?!! (you pervert)
            ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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            • #7
              This thread takes a whole new creepy twist if you replace a cat with telcat

              "I want to steal Telcat"

              "I want to fuck Telcat"

              "I want to kill with Telcat"

              AND:

              "I want to BBQ Telcat" ?!! (you pervert)

              ____________________________________

              :fear: -_-
              In my world,
              I am King

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              • #8
                Age For Cars

                So it might be wrong to steal a car, but does it make it worse if the car is under 18? I mean you had needs, and like, wow, the car totally wants to be stolen. I think you should go for it, but be carefull, if you get caught stealing a younger car it might be like a double crime. But remember your needs.:fear:
                I came, I saw, I lagged out... :rolleyes:

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                • #9
                  fuck cars, steal/rape/burn/purchase a segway

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