Obamanopoly, Again. GG random abusing mod.

[kthx]

5:Izor> lag killer is going to invent a board game...obamopoly
5:Izor> it will be like the new electronic monopoly with debit cards except the bank will automatically give everyone even money
5:Wark <ER>> the electric and water plant will be blank spaces because we won't be able to drill for water, and we use too much water. Free Parking will be replaced by a "rich tax"
5:Izor> when you land on a hotel and cant afford it they just let you stay there for free
5: Pitviper> lol... if someone lands on free parking the money is to be divided evenly amongts the players
5:Wark <ER>> and railroads will be replaced by bicycle trails
5: Pitviper> no no izor.. if you cant afford it.. the other players must buy it for you
5:Wark <ER>> When you pass go you collect 200 dollars, unless you have over 1000 dollars, then you give 50 to the rest of the players.
5: Pitviper> "Please advance to go.. if you pass another player along the way...give him 1/3 of your money"
5:Izor> chance will be "you tore your acl, but universal health care gives doctors no incentive to give you surgery, so you wait 6 months to heal it. Skip your next 5 turns"
5:Wark <ER>> LOOOOOOL
5: Pitviper> LOL
5:Wark <ER>> "Don't go to jail, blame society for rolling triples three times and collect 200 dollars in welfare"
5: Pitviper> lol
5:Izor> LOL
5:Wark <ER>> rooooofl
5:Izor> the pieces to this game will be a 40 bottle
5:Izor> and some other homeless shit
5:Izor> when you go bankrupt you just go to the government to get bailed out
5: Pitviper> i get to be the shopping cart piece... wark is the cardboard box... izor can be the burnt american flag
5:Izor> "The house you couldnt afford is being foreclosed, gain 400000$ in welfare from your harder working opponents"
5:Wark <ER>> LOL
5:Izor> eventually we'll all be so rich that the bank will be out of money
5:Izor> so it will just create more out of nowhere
5:Izor> and bail the game out
5:Wark <ER>> thats ok, the new monopoly game comes with a scanner/printer
5:Wark <ER>> Instead of community chest and chance there is Community Orginization where you re-arrange houses and hotels on the board so they look nice, and the Change card where you tell everyone that this game needs hope and change

[Izor]

uh oh...you're gonna get banned!

[HateTheFake]

Chance> You have been given illegal funding from terrorist, but you use your charisma and lie. Everyone believes you, advance 3 spaces

Community Chest> Your neighbor needs money forgo your paycheck this week to pay for his bills

[kthx]

The big 3 got raped by the lazy unions, no more car token, sorry.

[PH]

just convert it to a subaru.

i predict b&jöllnir being swung at this thread very soon.

[H.M.S. Stargazer]

Sarien is back???

[Money]

Gg

[Lucon]

This thread must be an illusion. Nobody's that brazen.

[MetalHeadz]

I'm gonna make a Bushopoly board...

Community chest cards:

*The government has expanded it's military budget to fund unwinnable ideological wars, and to give Southerners a false sense of national pride. Go back three spaces.*

*You inherit $500! Give 20% back to the bank if you have 5< houses or a hotel, but 40% if you have 1>.


Chance cards:

*The president has made another linguistic misdemeanour. Make an unfounded statement about how Bush is a leader rather than a talker to the player to the right.

*You fall ill with cancer, unfortunately the government has not regulated the health insurance sector and you cannot afford the premiums. Give the bank all your savings and property.*

Rules

*Richer players get 2 rolls of the dice
*The leader gets an extra $200 for passing 'GO!'
*At $20,000 you are able to exchange your figure for an 'SUV'. Once this happens, every other player must give $10 to the bank at every go

[Aquatiq]

at least obamanopoly was funny

[raizin]

I'm gonna make a Bushopoly board...

Community chest cards:

*The government has expanded it's military budget to fund unwinnable ideological wars, and to give Southerners a false sense of national pride. Go back three spaces.*

*You inherit $500! Give 20% back to the bank if you have 5< houses or a hotel, but 40% if you have 1>.


Chance cards:

*The president has made another linguistic misdemeanour. Make an unfounded statement about how Bush is a leader rather than a talker to the player to the right.

*You fall ill with cancer, unfortunately the government has not regulated the health insurance sector and you cannot afford the premiums. Give the bank all your savings and property.*

Rules

*Richer players get 2 rolls of the dice
*The leader gets an extra $200 for passing 'GO!'
*At $20,000 you are able to exchange your figure for an 'SUV'. Once this happens, every other player must give $10 to the bank at every go

How about Chance Card Bush brainwashes idiot euros to do whatever he wants (Tony Blair ring a bell?)

worry about your own government

[Izor]

lol metalheadz please just give up now you embarrassed yourself so bad with those comments...you cannot compete with people that are intelligent AND have a sense of humor

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVxqX...?t=9468&page=2

goddammit someone beat us to the punch

[Raver420]

[Lucon]

lol metalheadz you cannot compete with people that are intelligent AND have a sense of humor

Good thing there aren't any around, huh?

[Money]

I'm gonna make a Bushopoly board...

Community chest cards:

*The government has expanded it's military budget to fund unwinnable ideological wars, and to give Southerners a false sense of national pride. Go back three spaces.*

*You inherit $500! Give 20% back to the bank if you have 5< houses or a hotel, but 40% if you have 1>.


Chance cards:

*The president has made another linguistic misdemeanour. Make an unfounded statement about how Bush is a leader rather than a talker to the player to the right.

*You fall ill with cancer, unfortunately the government has not regulated the health insurance sector and you cannot afford the premiums. Give the bank all your savings and property.*

Rules

*Richer players get 2 rolls of the dice
*The leader gets an extra $200 for passing 'GO!'
*At $20,000 you are able to exchange your figure for an 'SUV'. Once this happens, every other player must give $10 to the bank at every go

way to ruin another thread.