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  • Volcom = the devil

    So I was pretty much convinced Volcom <ER> was the devil after she tried to talk about tampons. Now I'm utterly certain. It appears that her giant tampon isn't soaking in enough mentration it apparently needs while wearing form-fitting suits, so shes upping the 'carriage caprees' by 20+ %. Supposedly that's like a 39 dollar increase in caprees.

    TrenchWars Cuntpluggers and one other bad tampons haven't agreed to plug the increase so far, so last night I see a scrolling message along the lines of

    "ALERT!! ALERT!! The chat you are typing will not be available after tonight, along with 6 other chats. If you want to keep typing these chats, call TrenchWars Cuntpluggers at 1-800-xxx-xxxx or for (other bad tampons) call 1-866-xxx-xxxx and demand that they keep these chats! ALERT! ALERT!"

    I read some tw.org articles today saying that Volcom says it only equates to a 23 percent increase on the menstrual cycle.

    WTF is going on? Anyone else wondering why the fuck TrenchWars isn't plugging up? Is it just over period content? I mean fuck Volcom, but I don't want to have to wash caprees and shit over the internet all the time.
    RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
    RaCka> mad impressive

  • #2
    you should probably be banned forever for this post.
    7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?


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    • #3
      Menstruation is part of Woman's punishment for eating the forbidden fruit.. Also why childbirth is painful.
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      • #4
        4:BigKing> xD
        4:Best> i'm leaving chat
        4:BigKing> what did i do???
        4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
        4:BigKing> ???? why though
        4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
        4:BigKing> xD

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        • #5
          image removed :P
          Last edited by Money; 01-04-2009, 01:41 AM.

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            • #7
              the real question is:
              How much did ignite pay for his nose-job???
              Last edited by TagMor; 01-04-2009, 02:16 AM.
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              • #8
                he has all that money but he looks so sad, and has wide flaring nostrils. Oh and stfu tagmor
                Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                • #9
                  Everyone knows ignite is Satan.
                  (ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...

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                  • #10
                    the bears can smell the menstruation


                    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                    • #11
                      1:Volcom <ER>> ex, are you fucking drunk?
                      1:Exalt> why
                      1:Exalt> what time
                      1:Exalt> 3 pm not drunk now
                      1h <ER>> why not
                      1:Exalt> had to play ld
                      1:Volcom <ER>> tampons!?
                      1:Volcom <ER>> really!?
                      1:Exalt> lOL
                      1:Exalt> LOL
                      1:Izor> jesus
                      1:Exalt> i was drunk then
                      1:Ravage> u cud have done better drunk :
                      1:Exalt> u can delete it
                      1:Volcom <ER>> that was the most fucked up post of life..
                      1:Exalt> had to find a parady of viacom
                      1:Exalt> volcom only thing that came to mind
                      1:Exalt> no volcs
                      1:Exalt> my "nerdiest looking player in tw" post was the worst

                      I don't even know what viacom is....
                      Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

                      Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Volcs View Post
                        I don't even know what viacom is....
                        This:
                        http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=35701
                        Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
                        -Buddha

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