Guy gets stabbed for masturbating. Continues to masturbate while waiting for police.

[Liquid Blue]

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/arti...019162978.html

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

talk about dedication eh?

[Adman]

better than blueballs

[Vykromond]

SSCU Trench Wars Forums > Other Forums > General Discussion - a masturbation marathon

[Cops]

good read, fucking jokes.

[Xog]

so wait, she was sent to jail and he's walkin around scot free?

[Lucon]

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, "

This whole story oughta be turned into a nursery rhyme.

[Zeebu]

so wait, she was sent to jail and he's walkin around scot free?

released on parole immediately

[Capital Knockers]

like it or not, that's dedication people. Get'er done.

[Squeezer]

guy has my last name. not a relative.