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Summa
06-21-2009, 06:46 PM
TWDT-D:

HOT: Who's hot? I'm hot! Damn right. Showing an utterly depleted line Kobra Kai faced a strong opponent in team WOOT (an early favorite to go far in TWDT-D), but one man rose above. He stood up and said not this day WOOTers, today us Kobra's shall reign supreme. That man was humid. (/end self blowjob). No but seriously? 21-9? Jesus I didn't know I had that in me. 5* wbs for the win. Honorable mentions will be handed out to siaxis who had a strong showing of 15-9 and Raspi who showed a fairly dominant VETERAN performance (only guy with more experience than kid kaos.....ALLEGEDLY).

NOT: For once I would have to say there is not a definite not of the week. I mean other than WOOT not taking a depleted line seriously and paying for it dearly with their nutsack's hung on my wall. No Creature No Victory had a weak showing looking more like Creatard than the solid performer of TWL dying out early and dying often. Fieryfire definitely didn't play up to his usual game dying out early and managing to hit more rocks than opponents with his measley 4-10. But overall I would have to say a solid showing in the wb division. Very competitive matches....not so much elsewhere. (Shoutout to jaa and top5squad, the self-proclaimed season 3 champs of TWDT-D, nice job winning the first one even with chuckle as a 6*)

TWDT-J:

HOT: Talk about utter domination! No close games whatsoever in DT-J this week. You either raped or got raped. Let's list off some of our rapists!!!! Ceyve brought the house down helping PUMA to its 3-0 start with his very weak 15-4 (softy, you can do better). Ease also felt like following women into dark back alleys and came out with a dominant 18-9 controlling the game. Fieryfire made up for his poor showing in DT-D by comboing with Shadowmere to DP Kobra Kai with their 12-6 and 13-6 recs respectively. (wow this one got blatantly sexual, I hope people take tons of offense!!!! Moving on).

NOT: Those who lost this week got STOMPED. top5squad put up an alright effort and they still lost by 7. the average amount to lose by was well over 10. All of without ease must have decided to go out drinking the previous night because they all looked hung over, the strongest performance being a whopping 8-10. Evildeed for Kobra Kai managed to garner 10 deaths even though he was only subbed in with 5 left (props on that one! you should probably be in the HOT for doing something so spectacularly bad!). Oh and lets not forget mess, whom draft paid sooooo much for and fought ever so dearly to acquire....and what does he do? Turns in a 4-10. Nice pickup on that one draft!

TWDT-B:

HOT: A very strong game turned in by JAMAL and Internet Predators beating Without Ease....who still looked hung over...to an absolute pulp. Kobra Kai didn't fair so well either showing yet another depleted lineup (imagine that!) after humid stopped hitting ridiculously amazing and impossible wb shots during the first 5 mins. One person who definitely deserves an honorable mention here is Jethro Tull. BrokenLAG was traded by top5squad to ruby and was deemed the single most overrated player in the draft....and he made jaa pay for trading him away. 5 terr kills was just the tip of the ice berg, his lag will be haunting top5squad players in their sleep. Other honorable mentions handed out to every single spider in the Revenge vs. WOOT game, very strong showing.

NOT: Let's just leave Without Ease alone....I have bashed them enough. They showed a weak line compared to probably the strongest line and they paid for it...along with their hangovers....just can't stress how weak of a showing it was. Kobra Kai....not much better, we gotta get out act together. But let's focus on 2 people in particular: Necromotic and Brookus. I am sorry, but if someone paid 64*s for my ass, I would bring my A game. Necro did not. Sporting a 68-98 shark-like record (maybe a ph in shark record), albeit in a winning effort, he definitely did not pay off for the cost. OH!!! and what is that over in the terr kill column? A 2.....64* worthy right there! My 18* ass got more TeKs than you in an 11 minute shorter game. But I believe that Brookus takes the cake. I will be honest. Overall a very solid game for his first one back on the high competition scene. But 2 mistakes cost his team the game. That warp and then the impatience. Seriously...who warps to the middle of the cram when there are 2 opposing spids covering under? Come on, you knew better than that! And then, you survived a pelting, only to try and rush back in even though you had 50 seconds to get to the flag. Maybe a little antsy, but those dumb moves cost WOOT a game that was well in hand.

Draft
06-21-2009, 07:00 PM
TWDT-D: Oh and lets not forget mess, whom draft paid sooooo much for and fought ever so dearly to acquire....and what does he do? Turns in a 4-10. Nice pickup on that one draft!

Mess played on his stupid 17" :(


HOT: One person who definitely deserves an honorable mention here is Jethro Tull. BrokenLAG was traded by top5squad to ruby and was deemed the single most overrated player in the draft....and he made jaa pay for trading him away. 5 terr kills was just the tip of the ice berg, his lag will be haunting top5squad players in their sleep.


yeeeeeeeeee! (well worth geio/lockdown trade) :groovy:

I.d.i.o.t.
06-21-2009, 07:55 PM
You've bashed us enough, Summa? Where have you been bashing us and why haven't I seen it yet? :(

Btw, it was a little silly to have the first weeks games start on Father's Day. :p

ignite ignite
06-21-2009, 08:41 PM
Mess played on his stupid 17" :(




yeeeeeeeeee! (well worth geio/lockdown trade) :groovy:

Nice 50 point player draft. Hey I think Ceyve was like 15, gg

Salubrious
06-22-2009, 12:10 AM
No offense or anything Summa, but seeing as how quickly these HoN articles went up and how brief they are, you can pretty much tell that you just did what everyone else has done or is capable of doing, i.e. look at the "Hosts post your scoreboxes here" thread and took a mental note of recs and whatnot, rather than having actually seen all the games you've written about. Seems kinda pointless if you ask me.

Case in point would be the jav match between Internet Predators and Kobra Kai, which would seem like rape if you just look at recs, but in fact KK was leading the entire game up until midway.

Draft
06-22-2009, 12:22 AM
Nice 50 point player draft. Hey I think Ceyve was like 15, gg

game of his life

ignite ignite
06-22-2009, 01:26 AM
No offense or anything Summa, but seeing as how quickly these HoN articles went up and how brief they are, you can pretty much tell that you just did what everyone else has done or is capable of doing, i.e. look at the "Hosts post your scoreboxes here" thread and took a mental note of recs and whatnot, rather than having actually seen all the games you've written about. Seems kinda pointless if you ask me.

Case in point would be the jav match between Internet Predators and Kobra Kai, which would seem like rape if you just look at recs, but in fact KK was leading the entire game up until midway.

go write them next week

Burnt
06-22-2009, 01:41 AM
i.e. look at the "Hosts post your scoreboxes here" thread and took a mental note of recs and whatnot, rather than having actually seen all the games you've written about.

Yeah humid why didn't you have 4 clients open taking notes on every game at once while playing/hosting/running the entire league?

ignite ignite
06-22-2009, 02:38 AM
Yeah humid why didn't you have 4 clients open taking notes on every game at once while playing/hosting/running the entire league?

while getting 20 kills as well

ignite ignite
06-22-2009, 02:42 AM
You've bashed us enough, Summa? Where have you been bashing us and why haven't I seen it yet? :(

Btw, it was a little silly to have the first weeks games start on Father's Day. :p

your roster is complete garbage anyway, and it shows at how horrible you are at recruiting players/realizing talent

Salubrious
06-22-2009, 03:27 AM
go write them next week
That's the job of guys like you who never do anything.

Yeah humid why didn't you have 4 clients open taking notes on every game at once while playing/hosting/running the entire league?
Like I said, I didn't mean any offense to Summa and I appreciate his effort, but these HoN articles aren't necessary at all, so go fuck a flying ostrich you nipplecutting duckcunt.

Creature
06-22-2009, 08:31 AM
while getting 20 kills as well

21 u mean

duel pasta
06-22-2009, 09:11 AM
No offense or anything Summa, but seeing as how quickly these HoN articles went up and how brief they are, you can pretty much tell that you just did what everyone else has done or is capable of doing, i.e. look at the "Hosts post your scoreboxes here" thread and took a mental note of recs and whatnot, rather than having actually seen all the games you've written about. Seems kinda pointless if you ask me.

Case in point would be the jav match between Internet Predators and Kobra Kai, which would seem like rape if you just look at recs, but in fact KK was leading the entire game up until midway.

Exactly what I was thinking

This HoN is so off =/

Exalt
06-22-2009, 12:30 PM
good game humid, pro stuff man, 21 kills is hard to do, especially in 5v5

Summa
06-22-2009, 01:11 PM
No offense or anything Summa, but seeing as how quickly these HoN articles went up and how brief they are, you can pretty much tell that you just did what everyone else has done or is capable of doing, i.e. look at the "Hosts post your scoreboxes here" thread and took a mental note of recs and whatnot, rather than having actually seen all the games you've written about. Seems kinda pointless if you ask me.

Case in point would be the jav match between Internet Predators and Kobra Kai, which would seem like rape if you just look at recs, but in fact KK was leading the entire game up until midway.

funny thing, you criticize me for not being accurate, when that was the DT-J match I was at for its entirety being that it was my team's match. Yeah we did lead while wax was 12-3 and the score was like 26-24, but then they just utterly raped us. To be honest any team with competitive players can hang on and compete up through around 25-25 or 30-30, its when players start dying out and getting high on deaths that the game changes. When the game changed, we and almost everyone else this week got raped. Mind you we had startup difficulties with out DT-J match so I didn't get to watch any of the other DT-J ones, but I did catch at least the end of every single other match.

To be honest these probably aren't the best of HoN...a few inside jokes for people who have been following the TWDT threads in here closely, but to be honest I am not good at this whole insulting thing. I tried, I guess it was ok, but no one else stepped up and wrote one. I figured as head of TWDT its my job to make the league as enjoyable as possible and if no one else wants to write this, then I will and maybe it won't be as quality, but it will still bring some slight enjoyment.

P.S.: ty and I still kick ass for my 21-9 (probably going to go something like 4-10 next week if I even get added).

Voth
06-22-2009, 01:24 PM
Might want to save the time it takes to write these in the future humid... this is a thankless and shitty job. Taking time to write the article and then being bashed for it is always a great feeling.

Salubrious
06-22-2009, 02:30 PM
funny thing, you criticize me for not being accurate, when that was the DT-J match I was at for its entirety being that it was my team's match. Yeah we did lead while wax was 12-3 and the score was like 26-24, but then they just utterly raped us. To be honest any team with competitive players can hang on and compete up through around 25-25 or 30-30, its when players start dying out and getting high on deaths that the game changes. When the game changed, we and almost everyone else this week got raped. Mind you we had startup difficulties with out DT-J match so I didn't get to watch any of the other DT-J ones, but I did catch at least the end of every single other match.

To be honest these probably aren't the best of HoN...a few inside jokes for people who have been following the TWDT threads in here closely, but to be honest I am not good at this whole insulting thing. I tried, I guess it was ok, but no one else stepped up and wrote one. I figured as head of TWDT its my job to make the league as enjoyable as possible and if no one else wants to write this, then I will and maybe it won't be as quality, but it will still bring some slight enjoyment.

P.S.: ty and I still kick ass for my 21-9 (probably going to go something like 4-10 next week if I even get added).
Well the accuracy criticism was just a small detail I mentioned, and I can only comment on that one match since that's also the only jav match I watched. I can't comment on any of other games having missed all the dueling matches completely and again missed all the basing matches except for my own. However, the point I WAS trying to get at is despite not having seen any of the matches I could still gather as much as information as you did just from looking at the final scores.

There's no harm meant and I realize you're just trying to make the league more enjoyable and that, like you said, most likely no one else has bothered volunteering for the job, but I figured I'd comment anyways because that's what internet forums are for.

Might want to save the time it takes to write these in the future humid... this is a thankless and shitty job. Taking time to write the article and then being bashed for it is always a great feeling.
I suppose there's just no possible way to write any criticism directed towards any members of this community and not have it be interpreted as "bashing".

Exalt
06-22-2009, 03:31 PM
look salubrious, I'm guessing you don't have a large amount of experience in TWL, which is what HoN is modeled after here...

well the point being, when you lose a game, you are going to be analyzed as having done bad... it doesn't matter if you were 9-0 during the match and all of your teammates sucked and died out... if you end up 9-10 it is still a 9-10, and a loss

you have to accept the good with the bad in these cases... you will lose games and you will be bashed, and you will win games and you might be praised

don't be a sore loser about it though, that doesn't help... if you don't like what someone said about you well... then prove them wrong the next week, that is the best advice I can give you

people are always going to talk bad about you if they don't like you too, so nothing matters beyond those points either.. I wouldn't look at HoN as anything beyond entertainment, realize that and you will be fine... don't let it get to you so much

ignite ignite
06-22-2009, 04:05 PM
Well the accuracy criticism was just a small detail I mentioned, and I can only comment on that one match since that's also the only jav match I watched. I can't comment on any of other games having missed all the dueling matches completely and again missed all the basing matches except for my own. However, the point I WAS trying to get at is despite not having seen any of the matches I could still gather as much as information as you did just from looking at the final scores.

There's no harm meant and I realize you're just trying to make the league more enjoyable and that, like you said, most likely no one else has bothered volunteering for the job, but I figured I'd comment anyways because that's what internet forums are for.

I suppose there's just no possible way to write any criticism directed towards any members of this community and not have it be interpreted as "bashing".

How about you don't open your mouth in the first place to say dumb shit to the guy that is doing ALL THE WORK in the league and then criticizing him for being pointless on something. Leave those brilliant philosophers Exalt and Kid Kaos to that.

Salubrious
06-23-2009, 12:28 PM
look salubrious, I'm guessing you don't have a large amount of experience in TWL, which is what HoN is modeled after here...

well the point being, when you lose a game, you are going to be analyzed as having done bad... it doesn't matter if you were 9-0 during the match and all of your teammates sucked and died out... if you end up 9-10 it is still a 9-10, and a loss

you have to accept the good with the bad in these cases... you will lose games and you will be bashed, and you will win games and you might be praised

don't be a sore loser about it though, that doesn't help... if you don't like what someone said about you well... then prove them wrong the next week, that is the best advice I can give you

people are always going to talk bad about you if they don't like you too, so nothing matters beyond those points either.. I wouldn't look at HoN as anything beyond entertainment, realize that and you will be fine... don't let it get to you so much
I have no clue what you are talking about. Thank you for completely misunderstanding me.

edit: since you think my post was because I was being made fun of in the article or something, just out of curiosity which person in the not section do you think I am.

How about you don't open your mouth in the first place to say dumb shit to the guy that is doing ALL THE WORK in the league and then criticizing him for being pointless on something. Leave those brilliant philosophers Exalt and Kid Kaos to that.
Howabout you go and fix-fix your speech-speech impediment-ment, ignite ignite. Don't comment on Summa's workload when you're already making matters unnecessarily more difficult with your awesome bidding strategy.

Vatican Assassin
06-23-2009, 03:11 PM
Don't comment on Summa's workload when you're already making matters unnecessarily more difficult with your awesome bidding strategy.

Owned.

the_paul
06-23-2009, 07:45 PM
game of his life

He was teaching English in the middle of the game. He's pro

Downfall
06-23-2009, 11:43 PM
Owned.

double fucking owned.

Hercules
06-24-2009, 12:57 PM
ya'll the worst players of the week for always stirring up drama on forums, faggots.

Jrahen
06-26-2009, 06:13 AM
ya'll the worst players of the week for always stirring up drama on forums, faggots.

sup farmer go back to collecting cotton u useless peasent

kthx
06-29-2009, 12:49 PM
your roster is complete garbage anyway, and it shows at how horrible you are at recruiting players/realizing talent

Why is 3-10 trying to judge anyone.

Burnt
06-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Why is 3-10 trying to judge anyone.

Every elite player goes 3-10 once in awhile