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Claushouse
07-27-2014, 08:56 PM
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Claushouse
07-27-2014, 08:56 PM
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Claushouse
07-27-2014, 08:56 PM
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Claushouse
07-27-2014, 08:57 PM
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Claushouse
07-27-2014, 08:57 PM
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Zidane's Power broke ahead of the pack with a perfect 3-0 this week, becoming the first squad to reach double-digits with 10, while Skatarius's Kamikaze clinched a piece of 2nd place with a strong 2-1, remaining undefeated in basing, with 7 wins total. Hulk's dun vs me went 1-2 for the second week in a row as its grasp on a first round bye starts to slip, but remains in 2nd with 7 wins as well.

Zizzo's Tool had another good week, powered by their Fierce starters, going 2-1 again in both jav and wb, good enough for 6 wins total and a tie for 4th, despite not yet winning a single basing match. Undercut's Kusoge hangs onto 4th with a single win in basing, with 3 wins in jav and base apiece.

Pressure's Oblivion vaults into a tie for the 6th and final playoff spot, with a great 2-1 showing this week, only dropping wb, as they double their win count to 4. Commodo's Unleash dropped their first wb game of the season but also won their first in jav, giving them a piece of 6th with 4 wins. And finally, Cranium's Sour Milk, after a superb 3-0 last week, once again dropped to 0-3, and remains tied for 6th with 4 wins as well.

So, we're starting to see a bit of stratification, with Power on top, Kamikaze/dun vs me/Kusoge/Tool in the middle vying for the 2nd bye to the semis, and Sour Milk/Unleash/Oblivion fighting for the final playoff spot.

It's anyone's game still, with all 8 squads easily able to make the playoffs, and no squads dropping out as we pass the halfway mark of the regular season. And not a single forfeit due to lack of players. That seems to be a good sign going forward, and with everyone in contention, it should keep players interested til the very end of the season.

Given how tight things are, I'll have to go over the tiebreak rules and make sure I didn't fuck anything up : )

Ricko
07-28-2014, 10:37 AM
I appreciate the effort you put in on a weekly basis on these reports, a lot of fun to read.

ffe
07-28-2014, 10:39 AM
"WALMART where everyone is not of the week" holy crap I'm dead irl plz call the coroner.

Depre
07-28-2014, 03:47 PM
This is actually fucking hilarious

LF
07-28-2014, 05:30 PM
You can keep taking cheap shots at me every week in these things but I'm still connected to (one of the few) only good looking girls to play tw and you still have the imprints of ease's nuts on your chin. I think Ive been mentioned in these things more than anybody and I haven't even shown up for a single game yet. Besides of course the two people who only tolerate you because they have to (and because you have soft lips I hear) Ease and Mikkiz.

nuketheyanks
07-28-2014, 07:38 PM
You can keep taking cheap shots at me every week in these things but I'm still connected to (one of the few) only good looking girls to play tw and you still have the imprints of ease's nuts on your chin. I think Ive been mentioned in these things more than anybody and I haven't even shown up for a single game yet. Besides of course the two people who only tolerate you because they have to (and because you have soft lips I hear) Ease and Mikkiz.
there are plenty of goodlooking girls who play/played tw, which u talking about?

Rough
07-28-2014, 08:23 PM
You can keep taking cheap shots at me every week in these things but I'm still connected to (one of the few) only good looking girls to play tw and you still have the imprints of ease's nuts on your chin. I think Ive been mentioned in these things more than anybody and I haven't even shown up for a single game yet. Besides of course the two people who only tolerate you because they have to (and because you have soft lips I hear) Ease and Mikkiz.Lol LF you have no idea

what's goes on Pandora chat with claushouse but I will give you a few quotes.claushouse> Turban, you are my favorite to win twel-j man can't wait to wreck shit up with you on thunder this season

claushouse> You are so god-like ease, you are literally untouchable in this game hands down
claushouse> Ah god these twdt summaries are going to take another 4 hours to do, hold on boys
claushouse> I am the only one who beat hulk in twdt, no one else can say that

Let me be clear with everyone when I say this, this guy literally has no life whatsoever... From what I've heard he logs in at 11am and stays on this game at 1am (I am on after 5 so I get to see him kissing everyone on Pandora chat) but the thing that surprises me the most is...this guy has no job, no income coming in and is / was living with a raccoon at some point in his life at some apartment. Hey, guess when you have your mom paying your bills and rent you can definitely enjoy this type of life! Twdt for life!

LF
07-28-2014, 09:34 PM
living with a raccoon

I'm dying

nuketheyanks
07-28-2014, 09:36 PM
I'm dying
were you living with the raccoon? are you dying because the raccoon bit you?

Welfare
07-29-2014, 12:56 AM
LOL rough ruthless

Ricko
07-29-2014, 04:32 AM
this isn't the first time Rough has viciously attacked someone's personal life, makes you wonder why he has the need to do it, get a grip you e-dick

Jerome Scuggs
07-29-2014, 07:21 PM
there's fun trash talk, namecalling, and nerd-shaming which is always fun, ranging from "you suck" to "you suck AND you live in a basement"

and then there's "oh god mommy and daddy are fighting again let's silently creep out of the room", ie, "when keeping it real goes wrong"

this thread went from the former to the latter real fast, and its just awkward and weird now

Claushouse
08-01-2014, 09:33 PM
You can keep taking cheap shots at me every week in these things but I'm still connected to (one of the few) only good looking girls to play tw and you still have the imprints of ease's nuts on your chin. I think Ive been mentioned in these things more than anybody and I haven't even shown up for a single game yet.

You've refused to play for your team like a little baby and readers voted like 30-1 to bring back NOT and a meaner, more incisive Hot or Not and you're shocked I've made two jokes at your expense? I trash like 20 people a week in these things, get over yourself.

Hot or Not is intentionally written to be mean and funny because that's what the people want. I've gone out of my way to write positive HoNs that highlight good play and frequently exclude really bad scores or talking about them or NOTs over the years, but everyone complained it was too friendly and positive. I know absolutely nothing about you, nor do I want to. If you can't see the forest for the trees, I really can't help you.




Lol LF you have no idea

As for Rough, the guy is the biggest cancer I've ever seen in this game. He has 10,000 hours usage and has never missed a league match in 12 years but acts like everyone else is a loser. He logged in and trashed his own TWL team the entire season berating everyone and saying we were going to lose constantly. All he does is troll his own squad. Then he lies about everything, from pretending he owns a restaurant to constantly bragging about making 65000$ a year to making fake quotes about people and spamming them in chats.

This is the type of thing he writes:


Not only Tiny is a horrible TWL OP who has a vendetta against Pandora since the stomping we gave him last season which he later fell to the wrath of Revenge(no javs) in the playoffs, he is even more of a horrible human being. He is a perfect man for this job as he has three kids and a wife who left his deadbeat ass since he neglects his family because of this game. The guy has no career or future in his life to even do anything so he brings his mall cop mentality on this game so he can feel as a big man. Let's face it, he puts this game ahead of his family we all should be happy for it right? Let's not hate on this deadbeat father anymore, his life is already in shambles...literally lol. Speak among yourselves now.

He posted that on forums then spammed the link and just repeatedly typed "LOL" and "GOT 'EM" over and over in Pandora chat... the only reaction was people telling him to shut the fuck up or that he'd gone way too far, and that it wasn't even funny. But he just kept LOLOLOL'ing and didn't give a shit.

No one who is happy and successful in real life comes online and acts the way he does, I can only surmise he's an incredibly unhappy person who's only sense of self-worth and feeling like a man is coming online and trying to be an e-bully.

Rough
08-01-2014, 09:57 PM
If people ask me what I do, I will gladly tell them what I do( Mean Gene Grandma is my #1 customer woo hoo) and nothing to pretend but I love how someone can knock me down for having a pretty decent life when you have no job / income coming through at all.

First of all, everyone laughed and loved my post about Tiny AT THAT TIME but that is totally besides the point. I don't remember why I did it but maybe that's because it was a fierce vs pandora rivarly and it kept things entertaining but yes personal life is personal life at the end of the day.

Second, I am sorry for attacking your personal life (here we go again) and I am only apologizing because a few close Pandora / Thunder guys came to me saying you take pills for depression on a weekly basis. Sorry to hear that but I can understand why with where you are coming from and your personality.

I wish you goodluck in you're future and hope everything goes well, I really do.

Claushouse
08-01-2014, 10:27 PM
You're a complete psychopath man, no one even read my post everyone in Pandora/Thunder was busy in ?go Deathmatch the entire time... "a few close Pandora/Thunder guys came to me saying you take pills for depression" In the 10 minutes it took you to reply to my post these people magically told you all this while playing deathmatch over a thread they didn't read? You're not close to anyone here man, you're just a sad little e-bully fake apologizing while throwing in what you purport to be more negative information about my personal life in the process as if you're fooling anyone...

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EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE, told you take that Tiny shit down. At best one or two people said "LOL" and then followed it up with "yo that's really bad man"... only you think trying to hurt tiny like that is really funny, because you're a sad fuck. This passive-aggressive fake apology thing is pretty pathetic and just shows what a sad person you are.

You're a squad cancer, and an anti-social psychopath, and I hope you get the help you need man, in the form of a fucking bullet to the head, because you are literally beyond saving -- there's no cure for being a piece of shit unable to empathize with other human beings.

Jerome Scuggs
08-01-2014, 10:29 PM
Second, I am sorry for attacking your personal life (here we go again) and I am only apologizing because a few close Pandora / Thunder guys came to me saying you take pills for depression on a weekly basis. Sorry to hear that but I can understand why with where you are coming from and your personality.

I wish you goodluck in you're future and hope everything goes well, I really do.

So you're only apologizing because other, decent human beings tried to check your aggression but you're such an ass you betray their confidence by revealing something they've told you and use that to further shit on klaushaus?

Odds are the women who winds up letting you slide into her cooz is going to be on some sort of anxiety/depression medication, I feel bad knowing you're going to drive someone to suicide one day.

edit: and double fuck you because after seeing klaus' reply i just realized i referred to zidane as a "decent human being". you made me do that, that's on you bro.

Downfall
08-01-2014, 10:51 PM
Rough took the "villain role" way toooooooooooo far

Frightful
08-01-2014, 11:26 PM
If people ask me what I do, I will gladly tell them what I do

What do you do?


I love how someone can knock me down for having a pretty decent life when you have no job / income coming through at all.

The ol' "my life is better than your life" argument. Intellectual checkmate.


Second, I am sorry for attacking your personal life (here we go again) and I am only apologizing because a few close Pandora / Thunder guys came to me saying you take pills for depression on a weekly basis. Sorry to hear that but I can understand why with where you are coming from and your personality.

"I am sorry" "I am only apologizing because..."

Which is it?


I wish you goodluck in you're future and hope everything goes well, I really do.

I also wish you goodluck in you are future.

Ricko
08-02-2014, 08:36 AM
so to keep a fierce/thunder rivalry going you attack someone's personal life? If you want an in-game rivalry talk about their spaceship flying skills, leave the IRL stuff out of it, pathetic.

That was a really nice apology - you managed to show that you don't actually have any intentions on apologising and instead you bring up that he takes pills for depression? Another spiteful attack. Don't know if it's true about claus but depression is a very wide spread issue and it's not a laughing matter (I don't have it but fuck people like you).

Efhat
08-02-2014, 07:48 PM
Funny, Rough is a restaurant owner? That faggot was bragging about how he worked for some IT company and was a future owner of it and makes like 150k a year. Guy is a straight up irrelevant, compulsive loser.

Every time I've seen that stupid faggot he's insulting someone. He seriously has the audacity to even address someone and bring up the intake of depression pills? Straight up Rough, you're seriously the biggest faggot this game has ever seen. Explains why Amputate always made fun of your nerdy ass on Syndicate chat for being scared to post a picture of yourself. Probably a grand total of 95 pounds wet, and still live with your mom.

Only indecisive, down syndromed, insecured, nothing going for their life nerds like you literally hop on this game and attack someones personal life the way you have. Seriously, you must have the lowest self esteem. You're probably that guy that hides in closets in The Benchwarmers. And you hop on every opportunity you get to insult someones personal life because you have nothing going for you.

You have played this game for over a decade, and as claus said up there, you haven't missed a league game up to date. You're such a stupid mother fucker. It's people like you that get their ass straight up beat on the street, and in schools. It's people like YOU that ruin peoples lives. Sadly enough we live in a world where people on the internet actually take shit that you say seriously. Thank God Tiny is a grown man and can give a fuck less what a 30 year old virgin that still lives with his mom has to say over an internet game. Because I sure as hell know you will NEVER grow the balls to say that to someone in real life. Typical fucking bitch you are.

Me, and plenty of other people have called out your nerd ass to show yourself. But you hide in a corner, and go back to your lame ass insults. Don't think anyone has seen your face except Amputate. Someone whos that ashamed to show themselves, is probably the twin of the hunch back with down syndrome on 300, but it's ok because I know no one can give one fuck less what you have to say anymore, you faggot troll.

Claus, keep doing what you're doing. It's because of contributions like the ones you've been doing, is what keeps this game going. Rough is just some insecure virgin faggot who will never see the light of day, nor get laid. And I seriously hope that faggot gets ran over by a bus, and has his corpse get eaten by fucking maggots.

I feel bad for your mother Rough, I seriously do, to be supporting a 30 year old man playing this game.

I hope one day some guy legit breaks your 15 inch nose, and beats the living fuck out of you for the e-nerd/warrior faggot you are.

It's people like you that I would love to have 5 minutes with, alone. Everyone in TW knows I've never had one problem showing myself. Yeah, I have an accent, yeah I'm cuban, yeah I don't give one fuck what anyone has said about me. But I'm 100% sure the day you legit have the balls to show your puny self on this game, will be the last day you play, because I know for a fact, even LiL*PiGGy can whoop your fucking faggot ass.

SHOUTOUTS TO ALL MY HOMIES - CLAUS/LF/ DICE NATION / FIERCE NATION / BRUTAL NATION (fuk u) / JAMAL <3 (join fierce) / HOMIES IN SS - cuban papi

Reckful
08-02-2014, 07:49 PM
Yo Im all for the good rivalries on this game but fuck learn to draw a line in the sand or take a timeout from the game shits not cool.

Dwopple
08-02-2014, 08:00 PM
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kess
08-02-2014, 08:13 PM
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MHz
08-03-2014, 12:32 PM
Claus, keep doing what you're doing. It's because of contributions like the ones you've been doing, is what keeps this game going.


Yup, this. I know claus is often maligned for using colourful language from time to time, but he runs TWDT pretty fucking tightly by my reckoning.

LF
08-03-2014, 02:35 PM
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