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    Hot or Not
    Week 3


    Week 1
    Week 2
    Week 3
    Week 4
    Week 5
    Week 6
    Week 7
    Quarter-Finals
    Semi-Finals
    Finals







    TWDT-D

    Silence vs. Baratheon
    50-36

    Rasaq (14-5), Ease (12-8) and Tripin (11-8) led Silence to the 14 point victory over Baratheon, ahead of Lee, pee pee sock, and 2pacZ.

    On the losing side, Flew (10-10), AFRI (9-10), JAMAL (7-10), and M_M God (7-10) did their best to get the W, but were let down by a poor round from Stannis (5-10).

    HOT: Rasaq
    NOT: Stannis (5-10).



    Stannis did march forward... into Silence's bullets, as his warbird dodging skills receded faster than his hairline. The Iron Throne may he his by rights, but the only thing he sat on this game was a back of dicks.

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    Blooms vs. Stark
    50-37

    Free agent extraordinaire Okyo (13-10) made his serendipitous debut, MVP'ing the game ahead of Racka (9-6), aprix (9-9), maketso (8-4), Ricko, and wiibimbo.

    Best (9-10), olde (9-10), and Racketeer (9-10) approached parity, but were let down by Siaxis and i.d..

    HOT: Okyo
    NOT: i.d. (4-9). The id, the ego, and the superego are part of Psychoanalytic theory, and your teammates are hoping you take a Freudian slip into a trash compactor.

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    Terrorist vs. Kamikaze
    50-32

    Despite not possessing a single warbird over 7-Stars, Terrorist moved to an impressive 3-0 in TWDT-D, slamming the Kamikazeans by a whopping 18, as they take full advantage of the lack of resolution caps.

    Stayon (14-4), Little Buddha (11-3), Kado (9-2), dreamwin, Ison, and Rows led the jihadists to victory.

    For the Kami, only Zazerick (9-10) neared 1:1, as bellflowers, Cloth, nosydawg, and Skatarius all negged.

    HOT: Stayon
    HOT: Kado, for an excellent 9-2 sub-in
    NOT: Ison, with an atrocious 0-6 on the winning team, yikes! Don't worry, I've found an activity better suited to your particular skill set:



    There's a 0 and plenty of 6s in there...

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    Fire vs. Paddington
    50-49

    This was another 50-49 Paddington thriller, as Tiny's team once again lose a heartbreaker to Fire, as Raazi (15-9) managed to outduel Geio (13-10) and Trasher (9-10) 1v2 down 49-48, and clinch the victory for Cres's squad.

    Raazi was followed into battle by his squires, #1 FA pick Mythril (10-10), 7-Star Superstar 24 (11-10), 6-Star Megastar Sir Spider (8-10), and Outlaw Star anime-watcher Turban (6-10).

    Following Geio and Trasher into the depths of despair, Shadowmere (11-10), Hulk (9-10), and Weak (7-10) put in solid performances in this exciting and taut match!

    HOT: Raazi


    Last edited by ogron; 02-01-2016, 02:02 AM.
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    TWDT-J


    Stark
    vs. Baratheon
    50-36

    Stark put in a balanced effort, as Healt (11-5), Omega Red (10-6), Best (11-10), Cape (8-9), and i.d. (9-6) took the match 50-36.

    Despite JAMAL's (14-10) best efforts, Baratheon fell short in jav, as passable efforts from Stannis (8-10) and Beasts (7-10) were weighed down by M_M God (4-10) and vys (3-10).

    HOT: Healt
    NOT: M_M God and vys, who combined for a 7-10 much in the same way a taco bell and my colon combine to destroy public restrooms.

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    Blooms
    vs. Kamikaze
    50-32

    Blooms doubled their win count from the previous two weeks after winning a pair of games in warbird and javelin, as aprix (14-4) led sn0_op (10-4), Racka (10-10), Spawnisen (8-6), and maketso to the W.

    For the Kamikaze, the entire squad negged, as skatarius, Cloth, Jebass, Kess, and Zazerick got mangled.

    HOT: aprix
    NOT: Kess (4-10). Magellan circumnavigated the earth in 1522. Following in his fellow Portugese explorer's shoes, Kess circumnavigated the toilet bowl as Blooms flushed him down the drain, although they did leave a nice, flowery scent afterwards, so there's that.

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    Silence vs. Fire
    50-43

    Commodo (11-7), Roiwerk (11-8), Tripin (10-9), Ease, Zizzo, and Rasaq chipped in to take down Fire in a close match this Sunday, as the Silencers took it by seven.

    For the Targaryans, 24 (12-10) and Shaun (11-10) were on point, but were let down by Mikkiz (7-10), Wax (6-10) and Turban (3-10) especially.

    HOT: Commodo
    NOT: Turban (3-10). Turban put in one of the worst performances of his career, likely to get extremely low on health and energy intentionally, but for what reason I don't know...



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    Terrorist vs. Paddington
    50-44

    Speaking of Dragonball Z, Dreamwin went Super Saiyan this week, dropping a monster 18-7 to lead Rough (13-9), Stayon (10-8), ROWS, Rab, and Kado to the win for Terrorist.

    For the Paddington Bears, Trasher (13-10), Tiny (11-10), and Shadowmere (10-10) played well, but were let down by Ardour (4-10) and Mad Jack (4-10).

    HOT: Dreamwin
    NOT: Ardour (4-10). Just because your +/- is the exact margin of defeat doesn't necessary mean you were responsible for the loss. Remember, correlation doesn't equal causation. Although if the score of your uncles' 287 bowling score correlated with your heartbeats per minute and exploded, I'm sure it would cause your teammates to celebrate.
    Last edited by ogron; 02-01-2016, 01:15 AM.
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    • #3
      TWDT-B


      Terrorist vs. Kamikaze
      15:00-5:52

      Terrorist managed their second 3-0 in three weeks, as they defeated Kamikaze in base, with voth (22-1) terring ahead of hellkite (3.0 RPD) and nokkonent (2.6 RPD) in shark.

      Stayon (88-32), Dreamwin (88-47), Rab, Rough, and Kado spidered for the winning side.

      Kamikaze continued to suffer from the effects of no Cranium, as Zazerick (33-7) did his best in terr ahead of menelvagor (2.7 RPD) and skatarius (2.7 RPD).

      Mr. Tinkles (70-51), bellflowers (65-58), Kess, Cloth, and Cyrus spidered for the losing team.

      HOT: Stayon
      HOT: Dreamwin

      NOT: Cyrus (46-56). Just add an "O" to the beginning of your name, and you're ready to become the next Egyptian god of the afterlife. You're already dead, and given how you keep thinking you're capable of spidering, you're clearly in deNile.

      I'll see myself out.

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      Silence vs. Paddington
      15:00-10:05

      This was a good game, as Silence took it 15-10, as Zizzo (45-9) terred ahead of Mattey (2.9 RPD) and Commodo (3.0 RPD) in shark.

      wbm (104-59) led his team, ahead of Ease (98-49), Rasaq (90-48), Tripin, and 2PacZ.

      For Paddington, Major Crisis (41-12) terred of Hulk (2.8 RPD) and milosh (2.6 RPD).

      Their spiders were led by Trasher (106-51), who rallied ahead of Jatt (88-56), Holy Ship (84-67), Geio, and Gurliver.

      HOT: wbm
      NOT: Major Crisis (41-12), with an unwanted surplus of deaths in a game with even kills on both sides. Like the unwanted surplus of dildos being airmailed to the Oregon militiamen, you're also a dick flying around. The next time you protest Tiny's bad terring, maybe you should actually perform better than him.

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      Baratheon vs. Blooms
      15:00-6:33

      Baratheon continued its romp through TWDT-B unabated, as the squad improved to 3-0, downing Blooms 15-6.

      Stannis (29-3) terred ahead of Rodney (3.0) and Zidane (3.1), whilst JAMAL (106-45) led all spiders, ahead of Solace (86-31), Mr. Homo (77-44), Sulla, and Afri.

      For the Blooms, maketso (30-8) terred in front of Valker (2.7 RPD) and Oder (2.8 RPD), with aprix (75-47), sphinx (66-37), HalTaffin, Smoking Blue, and Spawnisen in spider.

      HOT: JAMAL

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      Fire vs. Stark
      15:00-14:13

      This was the best basing match of the week, as Fire narrowly edged out Stark in a thriller, as Cres's team somehow managed the victory despite getting outkilled by 60!

      Mikkiz (36-6) once again proved to be the difference, proving his worth in TWDT-B and improving his record to 2-0, terring marvelously in front of Mcvicar (3.0 RPD) and Mythril (3.0 RPD).

      The Fire spiders were led by bugs (117-60) and Raazi (100-51), alongside TheWadoRooster (88-69), Turban, and 24.

      An odd choice and misuse of a player in terr, as M_M God (???) terred to a 42-9 score with Cape absent, ahead of porkjet (2.9 RPD), Markmrw (3.1 RPD) and Beasty.

      Cripple put on the performance of the season in spider, amassing the highest score I've seen in TWDT in 5 years, putting up a Titanic 161-65!!! Holy shit. squallFF8 chipped in with a 102-53, along with Mean Gene (88-64), Omega Red, and The Juggernaut.

      HOT: Mikkiz (36-6)
      HOT: Cripple (161-55)
      NOT: Stark, for not spidering a god-tier TWLB champion spider who is on a rampage through basing, when you have other options like Mean Gene with tons of ship 5 experience. That's like acquiring Kevin Love for two 1st rounders then not using any of his offensive skills and just sticking him in the corner to shoot 3s. Oh, wait...
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        Players of the Week


        WB of the Week: Raazi (15-9)
        Raazi stunned a crowd of 50+ onlookers as he took on two Paddington warbirds 1v2 down 48-49, slaying them both and clinching a critical victory for Fire, and wowing spec chat with his superior play. Kudos!


        Jav of the Week: Dreamwin (18-7)
        Dreamwin gobbled up Paddington in a tight 50-44 match featuring multiple veterans, posting a Herculean effort which was very much needed to come away with the win.


        Baser of the Week: Cripple (161-55)
        This was maybe the biggest score in TWDT-B history, and in a 15 minute game no less. Wowza! Stark unfortunately managed to lose the match 15-14, but through no fault of his own, putting up a Colossal performance. Great work!

        Honorable Mention: Mikkiz (36-6). Mikki the Maestro put on another indelible performance, carrying his team to the narrowest of victories for Fire as they won the match despite their spiders being outplayed.



        Player of the Week: Stayon.
        Stayon led Terrorist with a superb 14-4 to knockoff Kamikaze in TWDT-D, a solid 10-8 in TWDT-J versus a recalcitrant Paddington, and a game-high 88-32 over Kamikaze in TWDT-B, as his team went a perfect 3-0 this week, leading the league.

        Honorable Mention: Dreamwin and Ease. The Week 1 and 2 Player of the Weeks both helped their teams (Terrorist and Silence, respectively) to 3-0 performances as well, and continue to impress across all three leagues.
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            it was a 1v3 mothafuka

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              Fire vs silence (jav)
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