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    TWDT-J Hot or Not




    Week 1
    Week 2
    Week 3
    Week 4
    Week 5
    Semi-Finals
    Finals



    TWDT-J
    Commodo won't be able to write TWDT-J until playoffs. WE NEED SOMEONE TO STEP UP AND DO WEEKS 2-5. I'll fill in for this week.

    Power
    vs. Baratheon
    50-18

    Uh................. this may come as a huge shock, but I'm starting to get the feeling Baratheon isn't winning TWDT-J. Baratheon hasn't drafted a javelin since Ease destroyed their hopes and dreams in the 2013 TWDT-J Semi-Finals by singlehandedly willing his team into the Finals and winning the title:

    Code:
    Result of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 43 - 50
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
    | Thunder                 /    40 |   50 |    1 |     10190 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |    |
    |  Turban                       8 |   10 |    1 |      2048 |  0 |
    |  Best                         8 |   10 |    0 |      2048 |  0 |
    |  Ease                        14 |   10 |    0 |      3602 |  0 |
    |  Undercut                     4 |   10 |    0 |      1000 |  0 |
    |  Obi                          0 |    0 |    0 |         0 |  0 |
    |  Tsunami                      6 |   10 |    0 |      1492 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /    49 |   43 |    3 |     12510 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |    |
    |  euforia                     16 |    7 |    1 |      4077 |  0 |
    |  cranium                      7 |   10 |    0 |      1777 |  0 |
    |  Demonic                  5 |    8 |    0 |      1269 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                       5 |   10 |    0 |      1274 |  0 |
    |  Eelam                       16 |    8 |    2 |      4113 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----'
    ROUND OVER: Baratheon wins!
    Current game standing of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 1 - 1
    MVP: Eelam!
    Code:
    Result of Thunder vs. Baratheon: 50 - 41
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
    | Thunder                 /    49 |   41 |    2 |     12451 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |    |
    |  Turban                       9 |   10 |    0 |      2303 |  0 |
    |  Ease                        19 |    5 |    2 |      4873 |  0 |
    |  Best                         9 |    9 |    0 |      2238 |  0 |
    |  Undercut                     3 |    2 |    0 |       766 |  0 |
    |  4|20                         2 |    8 |    0 |       500 |  0 |
    |  Tsunami                      7 |    7 |    0 |      1771 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /    39 |   50 |    0 |      9860 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |    |
    |  euforia                     12 |   10 |    0 |      3049 |  0 |
    |  cranium                      5 |   10 |    0 |      1282 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                       6 |   10 |    0 |      1545 |  0 |
    |  Demonic                  7 |   10 |    0 |      1668 |  0 |
    |  Eelam                        9 |   10 |    0 |      2316 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+----'
    GAME OVER: Thunder wins!
    MVP: Ease!



    Anyway, Roiwerk (15-1), Ricko (14-5), Zidane (8-0), Trasher (8-3), and Henry Salami made short work of their floundering enemy, beating them by a whopping 32!

    For their own health and safety, the names of the players on Baratheon have been withheld from the press, as none of them got more than 4-10. Pray for Mojo.

    HOT: Roiwerk (15-1)
    NOT: [REDACTED]

    ---

    Terrorist vs. Paladin
    50-37

    Terrorist took home their first jav win by 13, as Dreamwin (14-9), Zizzo (7-3), Skyforger (10-10), Kess (9-10), and Rasaq forged ahead.

    For Paladin, only vys (11-10) went positive, with Mean Gene approaching parity, whilst Jessup, Mohmmad and Myollnir struggled mightily.

    HOT: Dreamwin (14-9)
    NOT: Myollnir (1-10). More like Myopic, amirite? You're either the worst healthy human to ever play this game, or the best player with Parkinsons, and I'm a huge fan of your work in Back To the Future as Marty McFly.

    ---

    Brexit vs. ALF
    50-47

    Commodo (18-9) put in a gargantuan effort, carrying Brexit to a narrow 50-47 win, ahead of Iron Survivor (11-10), Olde, Omega Red, and 3DM.

    Singer (13-10) and Turban (10-10) played well, but could buoy sub-par outings from Fork, Rab, Reaver, and DeathlyHallow.

    HOT: Commodo (18-9)
    NOT: Fork (2-6). Fork, like Adam Sandler movies, somehow continue to find outlets to play despite a constantly decreasing star rating due to being fucking terrible, baffling scientists and people with eyes.

    ---

    Paladin vs. Baratheon
    50-18

    Aha! Paladin! An easy match for Baratheon to get their footing and improve their-- nope, they lost 50-18 again. OHMYGODTHISPLACEISONFIRE!

    porkjet> PANIC

    Kira Tomato was an absolute fucking monster, going 17-3 like Jason and the Argonauts, as Baratheon got golden fleeced.

    Racka (13-3) continues to impress in javelin, with vys, Spezza, and Jessup completing the rout.

    HOT: Kira Yamato (17-3)

    NOT: [REDACTED]

    ---

    Terrorist vs. ALF
    50-47

    Another close and exciting match, as the Finnish duo of Dreamwin (14-9) and Zizzo (16-8) domdinated the match, winning narrowly by 3 kills, ahead of Kess, skyforger, and Toxic.

    Turban (11-10) and Reaver (11-10) led the charge for ALF, but Rab, Singer, and DeathlyHallow couldn't hit 1:1.

    HOT: Zizzo (16-8)
    NOT: Toxic (5-10). Toxic had the worst score on the winning team, joining an elite group of players in TW history.



    ---

    Power vs. Brexit
    50-38

    Trasher (12-6), Roiwerk (13-8), and Zidane (11-7), along with Bacon, Henry Saari, and Ricko, convincingly took down Brexit and claimed the W.

    Omega Red (11-10) was the lone standout for the blimey Brits, as Commodo, Pressure, Olde, mcvicar, and Iron all negged.

    HOT: Trasher (12-6)
    NOT: mcvicar (2-6). How many Brits are there on this team??? The biggest surprise of the FA Draft was that you didn't draft a dentist.
    Last edited by ogron; 04-30-2017, 08:43 AM.
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  • #2
    Jav of the Week: Commodo, with a Titanic 18-9 against ALF in a tough 50-47 win over ALF. Nice work!
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    • #3
      thx for the read. commodo nice games !

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