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    Week 3 and the most talked about player this season, Baratheon’s porkjet, finally showed up, helping them win both their games and improve their record to a whopping 2-4, which they desperately needed to have a chance of making the playoffs. Ogron’s sigh of relief was probably premature, however, since TW deemed spaceship battles more important than maternal ties.

    Power continued undefeated by stomping Paladin and Alf, improving their record to 6-0.

    Terrorist went 1-1, as did Alf, suffering their first defeat this season.

    Paladin continued to bravely show up (except, again, for their Dice players) and get promptly destroyed.

    Brexit pulled a porkjet vs Terrorist and forfeited, and lost vs Alf for a 0-2 week.

    Terrorist vs Brexit
    15:00 – 0:00

    Code:
    Brexit failed to submit a line with more then 5 players, and therefor forfitts -Namnlos <ER>
    The ignominious Brexit players were evidently unable to show up due to much-needed dentist appointments.

    HOT: Terrorist.
    NOT: Brexit.
    NOT: Namnlos.


    Baratheon vs Paladin
    15:00 – 2:18
    Code:
    Result of Baratheon vs. Paladin: 15:00 - 2:18
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /   312 |  240 |    3 |     80757 |    7 |   15 | 327 |      4732 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Banks                       40 |   14 |    0 |     10913 |    0 |    1 |     |       590 |  0 |
    |  cripple                     68 |   10 |    0 |     15541 |    0 |    3 |     |       696 |  0 |
    |  Holy Ship                   46 |   30 |    0 |     11232 |    0 |    3 |     |       610 |  0 |
    |  hulk                        17 |   59 |    2 |      6037 |    2 |    2 | 2.9 |       494 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       15 |    1 |    0 |      4949 |    0 |    1 |     |       563 |  0 |
    |  porkjet                      8 |   56 |    1 |      4437 |    3 |    0 | 2.8 |       464 |  0 |
    |  Spezza <TW>                 62 |   28 |    0 |     14457 |    2 |    2 |     |       669 |  0 |
    |  tj hazuki                   56 |   42 |    0 |     13191 |    0 |    3 |     |       646 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Paladin                 /   237 |  312 |    0 |     15601 |    7 |    0 | 348 |         6 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  24                           5 |   69 |    0 |       835 |    4 |    0 | 2.6 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Birger BROSA                55 |   28 |    0 |      2577 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  chrona                      16 |   10 |    0 |       980 |    0 |    0 |     |       SUB |  0 |
    |  eavenly                     42 |   36 |    0 |      2249 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Jessup                       5 |   11 |    0 |        19 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  LaSenza                     47 |   24 |    0 |      3247 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Magnum Size                 53 |   49 |    0 |      2845 |    1 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Mean Gene                    1 |   62 |    0 |       805 |    2 |    0 | 2.7 |           |  0 |
    |  Siaxis                       8 |   15 |    0 |      1187 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  too fresh                    5 |    8 |    0 |       857 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Baratheon wins this game!
    Baratheon finally caught a break and ended their 0-4 losing streak with a decisive victory against the worst basing team in the league.

    Poopjet and hulk finally showed up to shark, which was probably unnecessary in this match, but it was most likely better warm up than pub for their real opponent (Terrorist) of the day.

    HOT: Cripple (68-10). Very standard Cripple rec again, but of course he didn’t have to sweat for it at all.
    NOT: Siaxis (8-15). The loudmouthed fisherman stepped into terrier. He obviously had no chance with this team, but still, that’s pretty damn bad.

    Baratheon vs Terrorist
    15:00 – 12:21
    Code:
    Result of Baratheon vs. Terrorist: 15:00 - 12:21
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /   549 |  578 |    3 |     91202 |   16 |    7 | 630 |      3124 |  2 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Banks                       72 |   56 |    0 |     11814 |    2 |    2 |     |       403 |  0 |
    |  cripple                    132 |   64 |    0 |     19255 |    1 |    1 |     |       625 |  1 |
    |  Holy Ship                   73 |   85 |    0 |     12189 |    1 |    0 |     |       406 |  0 |
    |  hulk                        17 |  114 |    3 |      4771 |    5 |    0 | 2.8 |       188 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       38 |    5 |    0 |      8607 |    0 |    0 |     |       290 |  0 |
    |  porkjet                     10 |  114 |    0 |      4139 |    4 |    1 | 2.7 |       173 |  0 |
    |  Spezza <TW>                123 |   54 |    0 |     16978 |    2 |    1 |     |       592 |  0 |
    |  tj hazuki                   84 |   86 |    0 |     13449 |    1 |    2 |     |       447 |  1 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Terrorist               /   575 |  560 |   11 |     80690 |   16 |    5 | 660 |      1852 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  dreamwin                   121 |   67 |    0 |     14849 |    2 |    1 |     |       363 |  0 |
    |  Dwopple                     15 |  118 |    4 |      4852 |    1 |    3 | 2.7 |        18 |  0 |
    |  KESS                       116 |   67 |    0 |     13183 |    1 |    0 |     |       407 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                      31 |    8 |    0 |      6084 |    2 |    1 |     |       100 |  0 |
    |  skyforger                   84 |   63 |    0 |      9986 |    2 |    0 |     |       288 |  0 |
    |  WAR <ZH>                    16 |  119 |    7 |      4553 |    7 |    0 | 2.9 |        10 |  0 |
    |  zeebu                       89 |   64 |    0 |     13047 |    1 |    0 |     |       307 |  0 |
    |  Zizzo                      103 |   54 |    0 |     14136 |    0 |    0 |     |       359 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Baratheon wins this game!
    Baratheon’s second win of the season came against a much tougher opponent.

    Baratheon’s star spiders Cripple and Spezza lifted Banks, tj poopchute and Holy Ship on their broad shoulders in this extremely tight matchup. On the other side, Dreamwin and Kess lead ZIzzo, zeebu and skyforger.

    Both sides somehow managed to get their starting sharks on at the same time. Dwopple stood out with 3 teks.

    Ogron and Dikkiz played reasonably well in the red ship.

    HOT: Cripple (132-64, 1 tek). Most kills.
    NOT: Holy Ship (73-85). I hate to do this after last week, but this is inexcusable. I’m assuming Holy Ship did not follow my advice of shooting at asteroids.

    Brexit vs Alf
    10:57 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Brexit vs. Alf: 10:57 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Brexit                  /   497 |  518 |    8 |     64111 |   34 |    7 | 545 |      1357 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  3DM                         59 |   50 |    0 |      6510 |    2 |    0 |     |       154 |  0 |
    |  Commodo                     18 |  104 |    7 |      4764 |   19 |    0 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Geio                        86 |   57 |    0 |     10253 |    0 |    2 |     |       254 |  0 |
    |  GLYDE                       10 |   97 |    1 |      3254 |    9 |    0 | 2.5 |         1 |  0 |
    |  mcvicar                     81 |   70 |    0 |     10884 |    2 |    0 | 2.2 |       235 |  0 |
    |  omega red                   92 |   53 |    0 |      8990 |    1 |    0 |     |       276 |  0 |
    |  Pat B                       92 |   77 |    0 |     11059 |    0 |    1 |     |       276 |  0 |
    |  Pressure                    59 |   10 |    0 |      8397 |    1 |    4 |     |       160 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Alf                     /   510 |  503 |    6 |     94633 |   34 |   10 | 609 |      4342 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Beasty                       8 |  104 |    0 |      4557 |   20 |    1 | 2.9 |       208 |  0 |
    |  Flion                       70 |   51 |    0 |     11790 |    0 |    1 |     |       438 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                      8 |  105 |    4 |      4069 |    6 |    0 | 2.9 |       193 |  0 |
    |  not u                       80 |   59 |    0 |     12319 |    3 |    0 |     |       475 |  0 |
    |  Reaver                     116 |   43 |    0 |     20456 |    2 |    3 |     |       608 |  0 |
    |  ROZAY                      105 |   55 |    0 |     18092 |    1 |    1 |     |       567 |  0 |
    |  turban                      82 |   77 |    2 |     13967 |    1 |    2 |     |      1516 |  0 |
    |  warportal                   41 |    9 |    0 |      9383 |    1 |    2 |     |       337 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Alf wins this game!
    Alf’s fifth win of the season came against a weak Brexit that was drowsy and droopy from the anaesthetics of their dentist appointment.

    Alf’s spiders won kills by a small margin, since Brexit was missing their starters Ro, Ease and Skatarius. Captain Attacks was MIA as well. Reaver was the standout spider with most kills of the match. Rozay did well again, breaking 100 kills. Turban apparently taped his forward button down going 1:1 with 2 teks. Not u and flion played about as well as can be expected of them.

    Pressure made a valiant effort in terrier, achieving 59 kills, 4 of which were teks, almost outkilling a spider on his team, but it was just not enough to keep the sinking ship afloat. Warportal did not play poorly, but his performance pales in comparison.

    Beasty and Mythril outplayed last week’s baser of the week Commodo and 6* catamite GLYDE in shark, which was probably the deciding factor in the outcome.

    HOT: Reaver (116-43, 3 teks). Most kills and 3 teks. Quite nice.
    HOT: Pressure (59-10, 4 teks). Thix played his heart out.
    NOT: GLYDE (10-97, 2.5 rpd). A weak performance.

    Power vs Alf
    15:00 – 4:11
    Code:
    Result of Power vs. ALF: 15:00 - 4:11
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   405 |  298 |    1 |     91237 |   11 |   10 | 411 |      4623 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  beam                         7 |   75 |    1 |      4472 |    7 |    0 | 2.5 |       404 |  0 |
    |  M_M God                     72 |   32 |    0 |     13970 |    0 |    3 |     |       649 |  0 |
    |  nosydawg                    52 |   32 |    0 |     12896 |    0 |    1 |     |       575 |  0 |
    |  okyo                        97 |   28 |    0 |     18077 |    2 |    4 |     |       742 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                       64 |   29 |    0 |     13986 |    0 |    1 |     |       620 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     81 |   26 |    0 |     16207 |    1 |    0 |     |       683 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     24 |    1 |    0 |      7347 |    0 |    1 |     |       539 |  0 |
    |  zidane                       8 |   75 |    0 |      4282 |    1 |    0 | 3.0 |       411 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | ALF                     /   297 |  409 |    4 |     22023 |   10 |    1 | 496 |         7 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Beasty                       3 |   94 |    1 |      1028 |    4 |    0 | 2.7 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Flion                       48 |   44 |    0 |      2657 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                      5 |   88 |    3 |      1467 |    2 |    0 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  not u                       23 |   21 |    0 |      1723 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  Reaver                      71 |   28 |    0 |      4991 |    1 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  ROZAY                       51 |   47 |    0 |      3574 |    1 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Shopping <ZH>               17 |   23 |    0 |       929 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  turban                      55 |   54 |    0 |      3340 |    2 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  warportal                   24 |   10 |    0 |      2314 |    0 |    1 |     |         1 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Power wins this game!
    The two undefeated basing teams faced off in what proved to be a very lopsided match with Power asserting clear dominance over Alf with a difference of over 100 kills and 10 minutes.

    Protected by zid and beam, Vehicle died only once, while warportal was slayed 10 times. Beasty and mythril played decently.

    Alf’s spider line was very good – for Power to poop on and flush down the toilet. Alright, I guess Reaver played alright. Turban kept smashing his head bloody against a wall in a vain attempt of breaching the enemy lines. Can’t fault him for trying.

    HOT: okyo (97-28, 4 teks). Okyo showed again that he is criminally underrated as a 7* as he got both most kills and most teks in this match.
    NOT: Shopping <ZH> (17-23). He was fortunately subbed out before he could embarrass himself further.

    Paladin vs Power
    3:21 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Paladin vs. Power: 3:21 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Paladin                 /   218 |  332 |    6 |     17656 |    8 |    3 | 418 |         5 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  24                           4 |   80 |    5 |       770 |    3 |    1 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Birger BROSA                43 |   29 |    0 |      3171 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  chrona                      30 |   24 |    0 |      2665 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  eavenly                     28 |   48 |    0 |      1590 |    3 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Jessup                      52 |   48 |    0 |      3524 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  LaSenza                     37 |   18 |    0 |      2420 |    0 |    1 |     |           |  0 |
    |  Magnum Size                 21 |    9 |    0 |      1862 |    0 |    1 |     |         0 |  0 |
    |  Mean Gene                    3 |   75 |    1 |      1054 |    2 |    0 | 2.6 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Myollnir                     0 |    1 |    0 |       600 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   326 |  219 |    1 |     80738 |    9 |    9 | 356 |      4363 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Clay                        17 |   21 |    0 |      3105 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  1 |
    |  Ephemeral                    3 |   59 |    0 |      3638 |    3 |    0 | 2.8 |       418 |  0 |
    |  Henry Saari                 48 |    4 |    0 |     11029 |    1 |    1 |     |       601 |  0 |
    |  M_M God                     68 |   24 |    0 |     14186 |    1 |    3 |     |       660 |  0 |
    |  nosydawg                    23 |   13 |    0 |      7407 |    1 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  okyo                        62 |   17 |    0 |     13612 |    0 |    2 |     |      1055 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     79 |   19 |    0 |     16634 |    1 |    0 |     |       701 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     16 |    3 |    0 |      6240 |    0 |    1 |     |       488 |  0 |
    |  zidane                      10 |   59 |    1 |      4887 |    2 |    2 | 3.2 |       440 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Power wins this game!
    As expected, Power decimated Paladin.

    Free agency pick up 24 helped Paladin keep a bit of their dignity by sharking with Mean Gene, forming a decent ?go base shark team. Zid & Eph proved to be too much for them, though.

    The stoic Magnum Size was unwillingly thrust into terrier again, and handled himself well considering the circumstances.

    Power’s spiders outkilled Paladin by 100. Kudos to Henry Saari for a terrier-esque rec. Birger Brosa played decently well and Lasenza annoyed everyone in warbird.

    HOT: zidane (10-59, 2 teks, 3.2 rpd). Zid was allowed to roam free collecting greens, which resulted in this ridiculous rpd.
    NOT: eavenly (28-48). Shameful display. Should join the pub practise contingent of Attacks and Holy Ship, though it’s doubtful if any amount of practise will help someone who does this poorly after playing for 20 years.
    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

  • #2
    Baser of the week: Cripple (68-10) & (132-64)

    The consistent spider legend had most kills in both of his matches this week. Not that impressive vs Paladin, but pretty nice while competing with Spezza against Dreamwin and Kess.
    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

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    • #3
      As you know Trasher, I am not a big fan of base (it's growing on me) but it's content like yours that makes it interesting for non-basers looking in! Yet another wonderful HoN from you, though honestly this one is by far my favorite to date, the way you started this one.. LOL.. some good shit! Can't wait for more. Thank you for taking the time to write this up for us and yea, see ya in game buddy. Bye!

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      • #4
        :thumbsup:
        MRW

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        • #5
          Good stuff trasher. Also, I think you are the first HoN writer who releases the posts just before the next round, good thinking there

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Steep View Post
            I think you are the first HoN writer who releases the posts just before the next round, good thinking there
            That's entirely because I'm lazy and put things off to the last minute.

            But I said I'd do these so I'll try to see it through.
            JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
            JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
            mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
            mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

            Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

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            • #7
              Great write-up Trasher, very funny, thanks for this!


              And if by "Ogron played reasonably well" you mean "Ogron put in a masterful performance against Terrorist's full line that outkilled them by 30 with TJ Hazuki randomly AFKing for 2 minutes across the entire match", then I agree!
              top 100 basers list

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