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    The final week of regular season was a shameful affair, with Brexit and Paladin forfeiting both of their games. They were already out of contention, but that’s not really the point, and not showing up to play shows a lack of respect and sportsmanship.

    In other news, Baratheon managed to get all of their starters to show up for once and beat Power with clear numbers, going 2-0 for the week. Terrorist was the other team to achieve a 2-0, while Power went 1-1. Alf lost both of their games, but at least they didn’t forfeit.

    Brexit vs Paladin
    0:00 – 0:00
    Code:
    Time is up. Both rosters are NOT OK:Brexit - Team doesn't have enough players, need at least 5Paladin - Team doesn't have enough players, need at least 5Due to the amount of draws, this game will be declared voidNOTICE: Game over
    One of the forfeit games was the 2 loser teams against each other, at least, not wasting anyone else’s time.

    HOT: the Lut Desert in Iran. Or your mom. Nah, she’s old and fat.
    NOT: Paladin & Brexit.

    Alf vs Terrorist
    6:04 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of ALF vs. Terrorist: 6:04 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | ALF                     /   344 |  433 |    3 |     38529 |    8 |    4 | 485 |       113 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Beasty                       5 |   84 |    2 |      2274 |    2 |    0 | 2.9 |         1 |  1 |
    |  Major Crisis                75 |   47 |    0 |      7348 |    0 |    3 |     |        67 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                     13 |   88 |    0 |      2762 |    0 |    0 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  not u                       43 |   44 |    0 |      4626 |    0 |    1 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Rab                         68 |   47 |    0 |      6008 |    3 |    0 |     |        41 |  0 |
    |  Shopping <ZH>               41 |   55 |    0 |      4005 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  turban                      74 |   53 |    1 |      7840 |    1 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  warportal                   25 |   15 |    0 |      3666 |    2 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Terrorist               /   430 |  349 |    5 |     93016 |    8 |   15 | 392 |      4500 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  bellflowers                  4 |   72 |    3 |      3240 |    0 |    0 | 2.8 |       329 |  0 |
    |  dreamwin                    40 |    4 |    0 |     10326 |    1 |    6 |     |       489 |  0 |
    |  kess                        82 |   30 |    0 |     15680 |    0 |    1 |     |       630 |  0 |
    |  mr. homo                     1 |    6 |    0 |      3227 |    0 |    1 | 3.7 |           |  1 |
    |  Ra                          62 |   42 |    0 |     12160 |    1 |    1 |     |       555 |  0 |
    |  Rasaq                       64 |   41 |    0 |     12092 |    1 |    1 | 3.0 |       558 |  0 |
    |  Skepsis                     77 |   42 |    0 |     14237 |    1 |    0 |     |       611 |  0 |
    |  skyforger                   85 |   40 |    0 |     15908 |    2 |    4 |     |       640 |  0 |
    |  zeebu                       15 |   72 |    2 |      6146 |    2 |    1 | 2.5 |       688 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Terrorist wins this game!
    Terrorist terrorized Alf, winning with 80 kills and a comfortable 9-minute margin.

    For whatever reason Terrorist pulled a Brexit and had 4 people sharking this game – though mr. homo apparently specced for rec fast. I’m also assuming Rasaq wasn’t in shark for long since he both went + and got a 3.0 rpd. Zeebu had trouble getting 3 reps off each death, but it doesn’t really matter since Terrorist won so clearly. Alf’s reliable shark team Beasty and Mythril continued to play well.

    Warportal’s life was terminated 15 times this match, while his opponent dreamwin died only 4 times, and dispatched WP 6 times.

    In spider, Shopping and not u stood out with bad play, and skyforger with the opposite, while everyone else played decently well.

    HOT: dreamwin (40-4, 6 teks). A very solid terrier performance.
    HOT: skyforger (85-40, 4 teks). Most kills and 4 teks, nice!
    NOT: Shopping <ZH> (41-55). Oh dear. Well, he tried. At least I hope he did.

    Power vs Baratheon
    8:59 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Power vs. Baratheon: 8:59 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   413 |  443 |    3 |     56239 |    9 |    5 | 529 |       717 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  beam                        50 |   48 |    0 |      6196 |    2 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Ephemeral                    0 |   92 |    0 |      1600 |    4 |    0 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  M_M God                     81 |   60 |    0 |     11540 |    0 |    0 |     |       176 |  0 |
    |  okyo                        81 |   58 |    0 |      9216 |    0 |    0 |     |       176 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                       78 |   37 |    0 |      9182 |    0 |    2 |     |       166 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     86 |   45 |    0 |     10984 |    0 |    0 |     |       195 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     26 |   10 |    0 |      4240 |    0 |    2 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  zidane                      11 |   93 |    3 |      3281 |    3 |    1 | 2.9 |         1 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /   440 |  418 |    5 |     90690 |   10 |   10 | 536 |      3063 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Banks                       64 |   34 |    0 |     11531 |    0 |    0 |     |       475 |  0 |
    |  cripple                    109 |   43 |    0 |     17818 |    2 |    2 |     |       641 |  0 |
    |  Holy Ship                   54 |   52 |    0 |      9914 |    0 |    1 |     |       438 |  0 |
    |  hulk                        18 |   91 |    4 |      5565 |    3 |    3 | 3.0 |       289 |  0 |
    |  Kentaro                     36 |   27 |    0 |      9202 |    0 |    0 |     |       SUB |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       30 |    6 |    0 |      8487 |    1 |    4 |     |       359 |  0 |
    |  porkjet                     10 |   93 |    1 |      4482 |    3 |    0 | 2.8 |       271 |  0 |
    |  Spezza <TW>                 95 |   47 |    0 |     16993 |    1 |    0 |     |       590 |  0 |
    |  wicket666                   24 |   25 |    0 |      6698 |    0 |    0 |     |       SUB |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Baratheon wins this game!
    With Baratheon’s whole roster magically showing up (and not leaving mid-game) for the first time during this season, including the infamous poopjet, they easily outclassed a fumbling Power.

    Once Vehicle was killed, Power seemed almost completely incapable of breaking Baratheon’s strong cram. The few times that they managed a breach, they were quickly subdued and sent back to the spawn to try again. Ogron was responsible for 4 of Vehicle’s demises.

    10* spiders Cripple and Spezza led Baratheon’s spiders into a 20-kill victory over Power, with Cripple being the only one to break 100 kills this match. Top 15 underspider Dicko was the only spider on Power to kill Ogron.

    HOT: hulk (18-91, 3 teks, 3.0 rpd). Showing porkjet how to shark.
    NOT: Ephemeral (0-92, 2.8 rpd). On the bright side, he didn’t get any teamkills. But 0 kills. Really? More importantly, though, his timing with zid was way off.
    NOT: Vehicle (26-10, 2 teks). Could’ve avoided many deaths.
    NOT: beam (50-48). A lacklustre outing.

    Paladin vs Baratheon
    0:00 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Paladin vs. Baratheon: 0:00 - 15:00
    HOT: Baratheon.
    NOT: Paladin.

    Terrorist vs Brexit
    15:00 – 0:00
    Code:
    Time is up. Brexit didn't have any player rostered at all, and thus forfeits the ENTIRE gameResult of Terrorist vs. Brexit: 15:00 - 0:00
    HOT: Terrorist.
    NOT: Brexit.

    Power vs Alf
    15:00 – 1:20
    Code:
    Result of Power vs. ALF: 15:00 - 1:20
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   335 |  189 |    4 |     85591 |    5 |   18 | 265 |      6501 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  beam                         4 |   41 |    2 |      3627 |    5 |    1 | 3.2 |       475 |  0 |
    |  Ephemeral                   40 |   14 |    0 |      9890 |    0 |    2 |     |       619 |  0 |
    |  M_M God                     52 |   18 |    0 |     12895 |    0 |    2 |     |       662 |  0 |
    |  okyo                        72 |   26 |    0 |     15663 |    0 |    6 |     |      2170 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                       70 |   24 |    0 |     16275 |    0 |    1 |     |       728 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     68 |   23 |    0 |     16165 |    0 |    1 |     |       721 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     10 |    0 |    0 |      4356 |    0 |    1 |     |       596 |  0 |
    |  zidane                      19 |   43 |    2 |      6720 |    0 |    4 | 3.1 |       530 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | ALF                     /   185 |  342 |    7 |     11111 |    5 |    0 | 344 |         7 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Beasty                       2 |   62 |    4 |       422 |    1 |    0 | 2.8 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Major Crisis                14 |    7 |    0 |      1159 |    0 |    0 |     |         0 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                      3 |   63 |    0 |       417 |    4 |    0 | 2.7 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Namnlos <ER>                 6 |   12 |    0 |       156 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  not u                       37 |   31 |    0 |      1840 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Rab                         44 |   36 |    0 |      2252 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Shopping <ZH>               19 |   47 |    0 |      1586 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  turban                      36 |   47 |    3 |      2168 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  warportal                   24 |   37 |    0 |      1111 |    0 |    0 |     |         2 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Power wins this game!
    Power KO’d an impotent and utterly ineffectual Alf, that lost by 14 minutes and almost 160 kills.

    Major Crisis started in terrier, but was later switched with warportal. Neither of them had any chance, running around like headless chicken in a slaughterhouse, for a total of 18 deaths.

    Alf tried to pull a Terrorist (using warbird/jav to take out Vehicle) with Finnish lagmaster and anime queen turban. It backfired as he was unable to get a single kill on his target, while Power countered by WB’ing okyo, who got 6 teks on the hapless Alf terriers. It was probably a smart move to try on Alf’s part, however.

    In shark, Beasty and Mythril tried their best to protect their team, but to no avail. Zid and beam both got over 3.0 rpds due to almost non-existent opposition. There’s not much to be said about spiders, except that Ephemeral, who is known as a shark, did reasonably well.

    HOT: zidane (19-43, 4 teks, 3.1 rpd).
    NOT: warportal (24-37). A lethargic and egregious performance, but of course, his team wasn’t there for him either.
    NOT: shopping <ZH> (19-47). In his defence, I’m sure no one expected him to do any better than this.
    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

  • #2
    Baser of the week: hulk (18-91, 3 teks, 3.0 rpd).
    Due to the forfeits, I’m going to give baser of the week to a player who only played 1 match this week. The Hilkster was instrumental in Baratheon’s victory over #1 seed Power with exceptional play, made more impressive by how inactive he is.

    Special NOT award of the week: Paladin & Brexit. You guys truly deserve it, congratulations. Even if you have no chance at making the playoffs and it’s <current year>, at least show some sportsmanship and show up to play.


    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

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    • #3
      thanks for doing this all season trasher

      everyone on power show up this weekend pls (for all leagues)

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      • #4
        game dead yet
        4:BigKing> xD
        4:Best> i'm leaving chat
        4:BigKing> what did i do???
        4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
        4:BigKing> ???? why though
        4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
        4:BigKing> xD

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        • #5
          yeah well i dont know how to shark so eat my donger

          also i did mvp that match for some reason. i have no idea what in the world the shark mvp formula could possibly be to cause me to mvp with a 2.5 rpd


          1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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          • #6
            Thanks for the write-up(s) Trasher! These are the bread and butter what keeps TWDT popular.

            PS. Dwopple, Davy and Havok, could you stop being useless and show up at 3.30pm EST on sunday :kiss:
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            • #7
              Thanks for the write-ups all season Trasher.
              top 100 basers list

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