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    Well i was diggin thorugh some old emails and look what i found, got a good laugh out of some of them LOL.

    >You Know You're Canadian When...
    >
    >
    >You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
    >
    >You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
    >
    >The mosquitoes have landing lights.
    >
    >You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
    >
    >You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
    >
    >Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at
    >Christmas.
    >
    >You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one
    >meter above the ground.
    >
    >You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
    >
    >Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
    >with snow.
    >
    >You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with
    >only 8 buttons.
    >
    >You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
    >
    >The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
    >pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
    >
    >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
    >plant.
    >
    >The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
    >
    >Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
    >
    >You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
    >
    >You head south to go to your cottage.
    >
    >You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
    >prowl on your deck.
    >
    >You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
    >
    >The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.
    >
    >You find -40C a little chilly.
    >
    >The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
    >
    >You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
    >jewellery and your Sorrels.
    >
    >You can play road hockey on skates.
    >
    >You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
    >Construction.
    >
    >The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
    >
    >You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
    >
    >You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
    >
    >You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
    >
    >You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
    >
    >You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
    >I just spilled my poutine".
    >
    >You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
    >
    >You drink pop, not soda.
    >
    >You know what it means to be on pogey.
    >
    >You know that a mickey and 4x4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"
    >
    >You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
    >
    >You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
    >
    >You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap
    >place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
    >
    >When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix
    >it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
    >
    >You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and
    >you don't want to know if he has!
    >
    >You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
    >
    >Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
    >
    >You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
    >
    >You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
    >
    >You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
    >
    >You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
    >
    >You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
    >
    >You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
    >
    >You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
    >
    >You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
    >
    >You participated in "Participaction".
    >
    >You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
    >"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough
    >for me".
    >
    >You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
    >
    >Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you carry
    >a Canadian passport.
    >
    >You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the
    >missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
    >
    >You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar
    >added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal
    >packaging.
    >
    >You are excited whenever an American television show mentions
    >Canada.
    >
    >You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
    >
    >You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
    >"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
    >
    >You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling
    >nauseous.
    >
    >You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
    >
    >You know what a toque is.
    >
    >You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
    >
    >You know Toronto is not a province.
    >
    >You never miss "Coaches Corner".
    >
    >Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
    >
    >You don't feel the urge to purchase maple syrup at the airport.
    >
    >When in Niagara Falls, you scoff at how pathetic the American falls
    >are compared to the Canadian ones.
    >
    >You've plugged a car in overnight.
    >
    >You're not easily impressed by British accents.
    >
    >You're easily impressed by British accents.
    >
    >You assume the channel you're watching the Super Bowl on probably
    >isn't showing the really good commercials.
    >
    >You won a copy of the Bob and Doug record on CD, but refuse to admit
    >to anyone that you've ever said "eh" in your life.
    >
    >You fly into a rage in a Los Angeles 7-Eleven because they don't
    >sell Crispy Crunch.
    >
    >You would feel safe leaving your children alone with a grown man in
    >a leotard playing a flute to a chicken.
    >
    >You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick
    >because you don't own a gun.
    >
    >You actually get these jokes and send them to all your Canadian
    >friends.
    >
    >You need a list like this to explain to you what it means to be
    >Canadian
    >
    >
    >
    >Some Cool Things About Canada...
    >
    >1. Lacrosse
    >
    >2. Hockey
    >
    >3. Basketball
    >
    >4. The biggest flags ever seen at the Olympic closing ceremonies
    >were Canadian (twice...and the second one was smuggled in against a
    >rule that was made because of the first one)
    >
    >5. Beer commercials
    >
    >6. Much Music
    >
    >7. Tim Hortons
    >
    >8. In the war of 1812 we burned the White house and most of
    >Washington
    >
    >9. Canada has the largest French population in the world that never
    >surrendered to Germany
    >
    >10. Our "Civil war" was led by a drunken, insane William Lyon
    >McKenzie
    >
    >11. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little under an hour
    >
    >12. The only person arrested and hanged after our civil war was an
    >American mercenary who slept in and missed the whole fight, showing
    >up just in time to get caught
    >
    >13. The Hudson Bay company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface
    >
    >14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in
    >less than three minutes
    >
    >15. We wear socks with our sandals
    >
    >16. We can out drink Americans
    >
    >
    >"O'Canada!" . . . eh!
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

  • #2
    What's this I hear about Canada not being a country, is that true?

    btw, your baseball teams suck =P
    I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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    • #3
      Umm.. I beleave canada made foot ball to..

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      • #4
        "Canda" only does well in ww6...sometimes

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        • #5
          You know your American when you cant spell "Canadian" right in your Topic

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DarK!
            You know your American when you cant spell "Canadian" right in your Topic
            Amen.
            i'm bored

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            • #7
              Canada seems like a pretty gay place to live to tell you the truth.

              California living 4 life
              2 time TWLD runner up.

              If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kid Kaos
                Canada seems like a pretty gay place to live to tell you the truth.

                California living 4 life

                seems?
                have you ever been there?

                see that's the thing with americans
                judging books by their cover..
                sheesh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DarK!
                  You know your American when you cant spell "Canadian" right in your Topic

                  You know YOU'RE a fucking moron when you can't spell "you're" right in your own witty reply.
                  Last edited by Annux; 08-05-2002, 05:31 PM.

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                  • #10
                    There are some really nice houses along the Canada border around Lake Eerie, really affordable too and great location. Crazy winters though, I hear.

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                    • #11
                      it's a typo, sheesh. Every one knows i can't type, play one of my hosted games sheesh, give a guy a break, and i am canadian.
                      There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                      • #12
                        Notice how I quoted DarK! and not you?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          "Canda" only does well in ww6...sometimes
                          i wasn't referring to you... i wasreferring to the people that obviously have never made a typo in their lives.
                          There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                          • #14
                            Next time, quote people properly, you silly canuck

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kid Kaos
                              California living 4 life
                              you sound like my kinda guy
                              Originally posted by Yoshiba
                              i lag when i smoke weed

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