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    Masturbation is cruelty to animals…

    Choking the chicken
    Spanking the monkey
    Rubbing the one eyed snake


    you should be ashamed....

  • #2
    Meh, fk the animals, it gives us fun and releases strain and pressure as a susbstitute for sex which most of us cannot get.

    We are after all animals ourselves.

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    • #3
      I asked 3 medical students, an aspiring politician, and an aspiring lawyer (through the astounding power of MSN) what animal phrases they called masturbation. They said (we'll have to take their word for it that these exist):

      Clubbing the baby seal
      Drain the monster
      Flail the whale
      Drizzle the squid
      Dunking the dolphin
      Bleed the lizard
      Helping the python shed its skin
      Milk the maggot
      Twirl the squirrel
      Donkey spank
      Pound the pelican
      Tame the shrew
      Charm the serpent
      Hack the hog
      Bringing Mr. Weasel back from the dead (lol)
      Burp the worm
      Cracking the bat (ok we're cheating here)

      Its amazing what ppl from all parts of the world (well scotland, england, burma, and malaysia at least) can call it lol...
      Well, very simply, it's a biscuit, but it is also a cake - think of it as the transvestite of biscuits. They're about the size of, well, a biscuit, and they're basically a disc of sponge, with a bit of orange-flavour jelly on top, covered in a thin layer of chocolate.

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      • #4
        Milk the maggot
        Would you even want to say and make that as a comparison?

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        • #5
          polishing the lighthouse

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          • #6
            Waxing the bean

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            • #7
              TOUCHING YOUR WIENER
              Originally posted by Yoshiba
              i lag when i smoke weed

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              • #8
                fuking a sock. [or all of the animals listed above.]

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                • #9
                  floggin the dolphin
                  Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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                  • #10
                    i stil like mine better
                    Originally posted by Yoshiba
                    i lag when i smoke weed

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                    • #11
                      lol me too TOUCHING YOU WEINER!!! LOL LMAO!!!

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                      • #12
                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by Disliked
                        [B]fuking a sock.
                        WHAT THE HELL?

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