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Shadows Fall
08-27-2002, 02:07 AM
Here are my stories:

we had this one old teacher that was like 4 feet tall and we used to sneak up behind her and measure to see who was taller
anyway i tried and she caught me and grabbed me by the neck and said sit down little boy blue


this one chick would wear just like a vest and we would walk by her sideways and look at her titts
but we got caught and she wore a sweater under for the rest of the year


some guy punched this chick so my buddy threw a desk at the guy and punched him out and broke his own hand on the guys head


these 2 guys were fighting by my desk so i stabbed the one guy in the ass with my pencil and almost got suspended and they got nothing for fighting


lotsa people would light desks on fire


my buddy broke a buncha test tubes and put them where the thermometers are and the teacher almost cut herself and blamed me and said she was gonna charge me


one guy in welding filled a metal box with acetlyne and then lit it with a torch and all you could hear was this huge bang. i went back there and the guys face was all black and so were his coveralls . i asked him what he did but he couldnt talk he was in shock of seeing his live flash before his eyes. the teacher went and got him and told him to go to the washroom and check his pants


we had this one like snack bar in our class where students worked and this one kid stole 75 bucks outta the teachers money drawer and went and bought like 30 bucks in gum balls and went to the arcade at lunch and gave everyone money
he was caught and had to pay it back


this one chick had her purse on the floor and some guy kicked it and her tampon fell out and the teacher asked her if it was hers and she was so embarrased and denied it was hers

Shadows Fall
08-27-2002, 02:31 AM
my teacher had been teaching the pythagorean theorem, and when he had taught it, he always said "remember pythagorous is your best friend, he'll always save you when you're in trouble" or something to that effect. Later that year during the math 30 final a kid from my class stands up and yells "Save me Pythagorous" i still think i would have done better on that exam if i hadn't been laughing so damn hard


Grade 9 - Teachers and students begin to find the boys bathrooms getting vandilised with poo. Someone is taking a shit then putting it in their hand and writing "THE POO BANDIT" on the wall. This goes on everyday in random washrooms through-out the school, and no one can figure out who is doing it. About 3 months later after it has happend over 60 times... the teachers set up a sting and catch the "poo bandit" while he is doing his crime. The kid is expelled, and the teachers hold a meeting to tell each other who the kid is, and not to tell the students who it was.



when i was in grade 4, i did something,(can't remember what, but it was probably stupid) and i got sent to see the vice principal, who whacked me across the hand with one of those pointer things. when i got home, my dad asked me what happened to my hand, so i told him. the next morning, my dad took me into the vp's office, grabbed him by the throat and slammed him into the wall. he told him if he so much as blinked at me again, he'd rip his throat out. so, the cops came to our house and questioned my dad, but he denied it.
the vp didn't even look at me the rest of the time i went to that school.


I was in electronics class and my teacher asked the students to test their strength to see if they can break this plastic box.
The teacher gave the box to this fat asian kid to see if he could break it. The fat guy was trying so hard to break it, his face was all scrunched up. then one kid yelled out 'hes tryin to masturbate!'
...the teacher then kicked him out of the classroom

Puppet Master
08-27-2002, 03:01 AM
last year my friend took my $50.00 bill and scanned it into the computer at the computer lab and printed it. at lunch he tried to get the lunch room lady to break it and give him 2 20's and a 10 but she knew it was fake and he got put on probation and a week in In School Suspension. luckily he didnt tell on me.

that one about the "poo bandit" is fuken helarious

Superted
08-27-2002, 06:10 AM
One time we was in maths wiv mr corrigan, he was a fat hairy guy wiv a smalls hirt that showed his bum and tum. Anyway in class the door was opened and some kid ra n in, threw a snowball at his back then legged it ^_^

Verthanthi
08-27-2002, 08:10 AM
A couple of freshman girls set our bird sanctuary on fire.

A kid overdosed on caffiene pills. 3 days later, his friend also overdosed by taking an entire bottle of them with coffee.

A bunch of seniors with three days left until graduation got caught drunk on the head of school's lawn.

A senior attended one of the huge school dances in a ski mask carrying a camera shortly after the Columbine stuff. He got put on probation for "Poor Judgement"

A friend of mine was brought before the Discipline Commitee for "Excessive of Charges". These included carrying a pocket knife, hiding in the ceiling, showing up to sports in hiking boots, and sleeping outside in the snow.

Brian Henson (Jim Henson's kid) gave a lecture at our school, and one of the teachers asked him to sign her breast.

Annux
08-27-2002, 08:54 AM
I am the Poo Bandit.

Troll King
08-27-2002, 11:28 AM
We staged a walk-out to protest the teacher union's work-to-rule actions. Someone pulled the fire alarm and everyone walked out On the football field where most of the students went, there was a text book bonfire and a 100-person game of "Duck-Duck-Goose".


But I'm glad I'm not at Shadow's school. I wouldn't be able to stand it.

a2m+
08-27-2002, 02:54 PM
Me and a few friends slipped laxative into a kid's drink when he got up to buy the rest of his lunch. It said only to use a teaspoon...we poored in half the bottle.
when he came back and drank some, he was wondering why it tasted funny, so we told him we slipped sugar and salt into it...He said that it made it taste better so he drank the rest of his drink untill finally some other kid from another lunch table told him.
He was threatening to go tell the principal but we convinced him that chocolate was supposed to slow down the laxative process...So we gave him chocolate laxative...Yet again, only 2 was needed to activate the laxative and he ate 9 of them. When he ran out of his class to go to the bathroom, the faculty made him take a drug test.
Supposedly he crapped his pants on the bus ride home.
Me and my friends had the choice of getting suspended or having 5 saturday detentions, so we picked the saturdays.
That was our main claim to fame...if you ask nitti about it, he'd probably crap his pants remembering about it.


Another thing we did, although not as funny, was when me and my friends pissed on a kid's toothbrush during an over-night school trip. It was all yellow and wet...and the kid STILL used it.

Of course there are many other stories, (such as starting food fights when our school was hosting a debate with all other new jersey schools having 2 representatives in white shirts over) but I don't feel like telling my life story :/

Ruby
08-27-2002, 03:13 PM
Back in my Senior year, right before I graduated we decided to do something so funny that it would make everyone laugh in the entire school as a way to say "fuck you" because the principle was such an asshole. (It was a small school, about 400 kids). My friend and I did some espionage, and we went over the principles house every night, kept going, lookin' through the window and waited until they were havin' sex. I brought my Camera with me and took a picture that showed some bush. We were almost caught, but we took off fast and were wearing dark clothes. So I finally get home, and scanned it on my computer, and blew it up. Brought it to school and I waited until school was over, me and my friend hid in the ceiling (they were removable tiles in the classrooms) until 10:00 pm, when the night janitors finally left and the place was locked, we went into the server administrator room, and we transfered the picture to each computer in the entire school (I had to network each one together), we stayed over night at the school (we brought food and everything, even sleeping bags which we put in our lockers) and waited until early morning. That morning we jammed ourselves into the server room, and locked it so no one could get in, then when the first bell rang, we opened up the picture in each computer. For 4 seconds there was a moment of silence, and then you could hear hundreds of kids laughing, and some rushing to the bathroom pissing their pants. We quickly unlocked the server room and ran out, and went to the office to act like we were tardy, and we never got caught. After school was over that year, the principle who had worked over 20 years there quit. I still get friends who e-mail me and people I don't even know saying thanks.

triceratops
08-27-2002, 03:37 PM
all i got out of your post:


Originally posted by Ruby
I graduated... because... My friend and I... were havin' sex...

Fallen Angel
08-27-2002, 03:54 PM
I've seen an entire class walk out on one of their final exams two minutes after it started, because some idiot substitute teacher had been "teaching" them the wrong subject matter the entire semester.

Haven't witnessed alot of practical jokes though :(

Ruby
08-27-2002, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by triceratops
all i got out of your post:



I feel sorry for you.

Mythrandir
08-27-2002, 04:11 PM
Funny how people are so proud of being complete assholes

Yoshiba
08-27-2002, 04:28 PM
in third grade there was this girl who wasnt completely there. whenever she had to go to the bathroom, she would stand up and run out of the classroom full speed. one day, as she was running by the teacher he picked her up and twirled her around in the air and said "ITS A CARNIVAL RIDE HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

in 9th grade my friend stole 10 valiums from this old guy his mom took care of. him, my other friend and i took 2 each, but the other guys, upon noticing that they didnt work right away, took 2 more without telling me. one period later in band, one of them fell asleep during a lecture about how we had to be responsible and then woke up at the part where the teacher was talking about paying bills, he yelled out "i pay my own bills" and then laughed and fell back asleep. then in science he went to the nurse and he threw up on the door on the way out and then just left. and in history which was next period, my other friend told me "hey we took too much i feel sick" he told me that 3 separate times and then as he was going to the nurse he worte me a not that said the excact same thing

some guy i used hang with did lines of coke in class off his binder. then at lunch he freebased crack.

Mayo Inc.
08-27-2002, 07:06 PM
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL????? Jesus... some of that shit is really... really stupid. Nothing crazy really happens at my school probably due to the fact that most (I say most because there are some people who shouldn't have gotten past 4th grade) of the people in my classes are mature. Our senior prank was pretty crazy tho... some people cemented a tree in the middle of the football field on the 50 yard line... good stuff but whatever. Jesus weird ass schools.

Bioture
08-27-2002, 07:13 PM
I got a soda from a soda machine and stuck a piece of paper to it that said "Congradulations you've won $20 Lunch money. Please bring this can to the nearest attendant" and gave it to my friend cuz he needed lunch money. He asked around and never got the money and never got to eat lunch.

Bioture
08-27-2002, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Mythrandir
Funny how people are so proud of being complete assholes

Thats what we do in our teen years. Mebbe you forgot what it was like. Besides, us youngns arent supposed to have the incredible insights you middle-aged people do.

-BIo

Troll King
08-27-2002, 07:51 PM
I remember this one time, Slater was taking a driving test with a practice car, and I tried to rig it so it would malfunction, but then Kelly tried to drive it and got into a crash, and pretended to have amnesia to teach me a valuable lesson.

Annux
08-27-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Bioture
I got a soda from a soda machine and stuck a piece of paper to it that said "Congradulations you've won $20 Lunch money. Please bring this can to the nearest attendant" and gave it to my friend cuz he needed lunch money. He asked around and never got the money and never got to eat lunch.


That, right there, is some fucking, CRAZY shit.

Dude, are you serious about him not getting the money OR eating the lunch? I mean, WTF?! This is waaay outta this world and I don't believe your story of myth and mayhem.

Adman
08-27-2002, 08:30 PM
a trailer flipped and landed on the teachers truck. (theory work for whole class for 2 weeks until damage was paid for)

Teacher set the gas line on fire with an acetylene torch. (safety meeting after the fact saying we should've pulled the fire alarm instead of just running out of the shop)

a kid lost his finger in a jack, got it put back on :) (funny looking no doubt. another safety meeting)

CAreburator cleaner fight. (serious shit, 1 guy got suspeneded for 15 days, auto almost cancelled)

Putting the demoition derby car together and watching the derby was awesome.

Removing the tire valve stems from various teachers cars, police called no one caught. (random acts)

And a number of fist fights in the shop.

Auto 5 years of fun.

Exceed
08-29-2002, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Mayo Inc.
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL????? Jesus... some of that shit is really... really stupid. Nothing crazy really happens at my school probably due to the fact that most (I say most because there are some people who shouldn't have gotten past 4th grade) of the people in my classes are mature. Our senior prank was pretty crazy tho... some people cemented a tree in the middle of the football field on the 50 yard line... good stuff but whatever. Jesus weird ass schools.

Mayo, where do you go to school? That's exactly the senior prank that happened at my school this year :-)

Epinephrine
08-29-2002, 01:27 PM
My school wasn't really into pranks as much but here's some funny things that happened...

In chemistry one year, our teacher decided to treat us all to something fun. He'd been saving up a ball of sodium all year, and it was getting pretty big. He took us outside to the field, and threw the ball into a large puddle of water. The thing fizzed and then exploded... Needless to say there was a large mushroom cloud hanging over our school for an hour or so :)

In my first year (university) calculus exam we wrote it in an arena.. around 600 people in the class. One hour into the three hour exam, this guy gets up, throws his chair, then walks out. The second he was out of the testing area (but still in the arena) he goes off "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BULLSHIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" He throws his textbook into the trash can "I'M NEVER TAKING THAT SHIT AGAIN FUCK THIS". Everyone in the arena was laughing heh.

-Epi

Superted
08-29-2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Mayo Inc.
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL?????

School webs ite (http://www.little-lever.bolton.sch.uk/)

Information about it (http://www.schoolsnet.com/cgi-bin/inetcgi/schoolsnet/sguide/snet/school.jsp?OID=134394)

Th@ KiLL@
08-29-2002, 03:59 PM
funniest thing i did was bully the english teacher with some friend, he was "sick" for 6 weeks (so 6 weeks no english)
to bad we had a replace teacher after the 6 weeks. the teacher returned and gave lessons other classess

Superted
08-29-2002, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Th@ KiLL@
funniest thing i did was bully the english teacher with some friend,

bad offensive langauge edited out. i hope some1 does that to you when ur older.

Superted
08-29-2002, 04:11 PM
edited out

Pandagirl!
08-29-2002, 04:41 PM
Lol

I didn't do this to the teacher, but he did it to me...

He was like asleep in class, so I woke him up. Then he's like, "Excuse me for a sec." He came back with a fresh poured, steaming hot cup of coffee. He told me to come to his desk. I came, and he dumped it all on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like ohmigosh cuz it was soooo hot and like i was wearing a white shirt!

Annux
08-29-2002, 04:47 PM
So what? you got no tits at 12.

Th@ KiLL@
08-29-2002, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Th@ KiLL@
funniest thing i did was bully the english teacher with some friend, he was "sick" for 6 weeks (so 6 weeks no english)
to bad we had a replace teacher after the 6 weeks. the teacher returned and gave lessons other classess

thats why my english sucks :/

Superted
08-29-2002, 05:27 PM
edited out, im not gonna waste my breath on this lil shit.

Th@ KiLL@
08-29-2002, 05:28 PM
cant im with all the gangs with da school, GG

Superted
08-29-2002, 05:40 PM
edited out, im not gonna waste my breath on this lil shit.

Epinephrine
08-29-2002, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
Lol

I didn't do this to the teacher, but he did it to me...

He was like asleep in class, so I woke him up. Then he's like, "Excuse me for a sec." He came back with a fresh poured, steaming hot cup of coffee. He told me to come to his desk. I came, and he dumped it all on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like ohmigosh cuz it was soooo hot and like i was wearing a white shirt!

Could probably sue him for a lot of money :P

-Epi

The Crimson King
08-30-2002, 12:13 AM
Tough to argue with Mythrandir on this one. Being a complete fuck isn't cool no matter how old you are. And you can blame it on your youth if you're young, but since you've never been OLD, I wonder this:

How can you be sure it's your youth? Maybe you're just a fucking asshole for life . . Maybe it continues for decades; you just keep pulling stupid, juvenile, and malignant pranks on others to satisfy your own deep-seated insecurities, until it finally culminates one drunken Friday night when you start ass-fucking your neighbor's Doberman puppy, shaving it, painting it red, and strapping a sign on it that says "HEY LOOK YOU FAT FUCK IT'S SANTA CLAUS!"

Geez, I hope that's not the case.

tCK

This nice girl gave me head in a classroom once, during a music class. Also, this kid in my junior high lit a 13-ball roman candle and threw it out the window (the classroom was two rooms, it was the metals shop), but then he slammed the window and it shattered all over the place, so we all laughed our asses off watching the fireballs shoot all over the place outside. And in high school I -- know this guy -- who regularly took massive quantities of LSD and went to his morning class, which happened to be Advanced Placement Chemistry, a two-hour class. This was followed up by Advanced Placement Calculus. Funny stuff.

recon marine
08-30-2002, 12:50 AM
people do stupid shit like this cuz you don't really get into too much trouble when you're in high school

When I was in my Junior year in High School a bunch of the seniors took this cart, took off all their clothes and held some nude cart race thing. It was hilarious, and quite disturbing. That's the last thing I really wanted to see when I look out my classroom.

When I was in Junior High we also had a Poo Bandit

We also had a retarded kid that would squad down and take a dump in the middle of the stairs. He even took a dump in the middle of the library.

I seen the best chick fight ever when I was in 9th grade. I've never seen so much blood and hair flying around in my whole life.

Our school mascot is a camel. And last year at homecoming (which was also my 18th bday) someone lit the camel on fire.

And grafiti on the camel seems to be a tradition at our school. One time my best friend and I took a porno magazine and taped it to the camel. The funny thing was, someone spray painted "Boyd's whore house" on the camel (Boyd is our principals first name)

And to top it all off, there's this retard at the high school that was caught on numerous occations jacking off in the bathroom. It got so bad that the teachers would have to send kids to the bathroom to see if he was jackin off. It was ultimate punishment

Epinephrine
08-30-2002, 01:02 AM
Ohh.. back in grade 8 we used to have Roman Candle fights by the store near our school. Well not really. More like a bunch of crazy kids would buy a lot of roman candles and start fighting while everyone else got caught in the crossfire:P

Yeah they really didn't care that they were selling fireworks to 13 year old kids... and not on holiday days either:)

-Epi

Puppet Master
08-30-2002, 04:10 AM
last year i heard a 7th grader was caught jacking off in the gym locker. the teacher and a bunch of kids were the ones who caught him doing it and he got like a week of In School Suspension.....how embarrassing

Joe
08-30-2002, 09:45 AM
lets see uhm I Started a fire in my school got suspended for 2 weeks. the library is always the bes place to start

Troll King
08-30-2002, 10:37 AM
This didn't happen in the classroom, but one guy turned our cafeteria into a drive-thru...

Pandagirl!
08-30-2002, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Epinephrine


Could probably sue him for a lot of money :P

-Epi

Yea, that would be sweet. But I don't wanna even try to do that to him...you don't know him! He's mean!

Lol who wants to hear a sick story?

In 3rd grade I walked into one of the bathroom stalls and there was a two foot long turd in it, except it was curved around the whole tiolet seat. It was so sick!

Lol

And that teacher I was talking about before made us watch a video on a mammoth's sperm...very disturbing.

Oh and that same teacher, walks with his hands in his pants, is like hes masturbating in the middle of class, very, very, disturbing

Annux
08-30-2002, 02:47 PM
Don't say such things about Troll King. He's not masturbating, he's itching his crab-infested genitalia.

Mattey
08-30-2002, 10:20 PM
Those crabs probably came from a strippers thong or something... probably not from sex, right disliked.?

Troll King
08-31-2002, 11:20 AM
I got them from looking at Annux's infamous penis pic.

Annux
08-31-2002, 11:21 AM
Troll King is really Foxy Brown.

You're not fooling anyone.

Mayo Inc.
08-31-2002, 11:22 AM
Hey this might sound crazy to the rest of you weird people in bad schools...

one time my physics teacher told us to get out our homework.... and EVERYONE HAD IT! WTF! HOW CRAZY!!! and to top it all off we acctually went over it without having a desk set on fire or some idiot trying to get attention by being a jackass! wow!

Annux
08-31-2002, 11:26 AM
I've only seen one story crazier than yours Mayo...


Originally posted by Bioture
I got a soda from a soda machine and stuck a piece of paper to it that said "Congradulations you've won $20 Lunch money. Please bring this can to the nearest attendant" and gave it to my friend cuz he needed lunch money. He asked around and never got the money and never got to eat lunch.

Dim
09-01-2002, 06:45 AM
I used a picture of my teachers head and put it on pamala andersons body and posted it around school.

Hacked the school website with help from my friends.

Mail Bombed my head of year

Through like 10 test tubes out the window and cut my headteachers hand.

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I have never been caught for any of these offenses.

Dameon Angell
09-01-2002, 03:30 PM
[B]My high school is like about 50 people, TOPS. lol . But anyways here we go[/B[

1. Last day of 9th Grade me and like 5 other people made a human ladder and got onto the marquee sign and started taking off the letterings and parts of messages and broke all the glass letters and left the pile next to it so the teacher could see it. We were out of school by the time they noticed, so noone got in trouble for that one.

2. On a class camping trip (remeber, small school, about 8 people in this trip. lol) one morning the guys...4 of us.. were chucking rocks at the girls bathroom wall, to scare them, and most of them screamed and ran out, but one guy, threw the rock thru the window and nailed our teacher in the face with it and all the glass fell on her cutting her up.

3. My class of about 8 or 9 people (small school, very very small. lol) has successfully made each one of our teachers, including the principal cry at least once, and up to about 7 or 8 times in 1 year. And it seems to be funnier and funnier every time.

4. A couple of guys poured super glue into the key locks and locked the doors from the inside of all the classrooms. Noone could get in. haha :D

5. Ok, in the middle of english class, remeber again, small school, about say...10 people in the classroom. We were reading aloud and 2 people who were going out at the time were masterbating eachother...not really oral sex..but they werent kissing, just a fingerin and a hand job, and the funny part was when they were trying to hide the noises they were making. Good shit.

6. A different camping trip (about 12 of us this time, small school lol) we stole some charcoal lighting fluid from another campsite and made our fire bigger and had a little contest of everyone jumping over the fire and then we kept making it bigger and bigger until people coulnt get over it, or just pussied out.

7. The same camping trip, the teacher "overseers" "chaperones" "whatever you wanna call them, ditched us when it was snowing and we didnt have "snow clothes" cuz it wasnt supposed to snow, and we had to fend for ourselves in the wilderness...alone for about a good portion of the day. Funny part was watching the girls freak out and coming to the guys for help. Good shit.

Thats all for today! PM me if you wanna know more about how freaking small my school is. Its a funny story in itself

Annux
09-01-2002, 04:11 PM
are you sure you live in LA?

Dameon Angell
09-01-2002, 04:14 PM
close, about an hours drive from Downtown. I live in Northridge to be precise.

Yoshiba
09-01-2002, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Dameon Angell
They say there is always one girl that is supposed to be with one boy in this world. I have come to the conclusion that my "girl" is dead already or was just never made. ~ A saddened Dameon Angell

darn glitches. probably has something to do with your horoscope

Mattey
09-01-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Dameon Angell
close, about an hours drive from Downtown. I live in Northridge to be precise.

I hate those Los Angeles blizzards...

DoTheFandango
09-01-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by ThAT KiLLAT
cant im with all the gangs with da school, GG

thats just.. wow
just wow

Dameon Angell
09-02-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Dameon Angell
They say there is always one girl that is supposed to be with one boy in this world. I have come to the conclusion that my "girl" is dead already or was just never made. ~ A saddened Dameon Angell

DAMN HOROSCOPES...DAM WOMEN MAKER! THE WOMAN MAKER SKIPPED ME :( . Im gonna go shoot myself now.

Yoshiba
09-02-2002, 12:18 AM
taking ones own life is a terrible thing and is not to be joked about.













said the anal retentive principal.

pv=nrt
09-02-2002, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
Lol

I didn't do this to the teacher, but he did it to me...

He was like asleep in class, so I woke him up. Then he's like, "Excuse me for a sec." He came back with a fresh poured, steaming hot cup of coffee. He told me to come to his desk. I came, and he dumped it all on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like ohmigosh cuz it was soooo hot and like i was wearing a white shirt!

omg i am a guy and the same thing happened to me the next day in class. we should so go out. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
hee hee hee hee hee stfu hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Mattey
09-02-2002, 01:16 AM
I think PV is being facetious...

Pandagirl!
09-02-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by pv=nrt


omg i am a guy and the same thing happened to me the next day in class. we should so go out. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
hee hee hee hee hee stfu hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

LOL!

pv=nrt
09-02-2002, 05:54 PM
sorry but a man can only take so many "hee hee" and "lol" before he snaps.

lies mattey. i know not what you speak ( err type!)

Mattey
09-02-2002, 07:16 PM
It's Lolz and teehee... newb :)

Roxin
09-04-2002, 08:43 AM
I have come to the conclusion of the fact which My school sux...

Ive only ever seen people rutting behind the school fence in a corn field :P

Digitalwave
09-07-2002, 09:24 AM
My friend got suspended for ripping pages out of a porno and taping them to the TVs in all his class rooms.

Roxin
09-07-2002, 04:44 PM
elite $$$...wish i was there to see it

Bigwig
09-08-2002, 03:47 AM
lets see, run of the mill stuff really. somebody set fire to the front lawn on the last day of school, with some flammable liquid, nothing huge just widespread, oh and everybody through their notes into the fire. people jumping from 3rd story windows into this huge snowbank that developed one year, that was more fun than anything. one time there was this fight and somebody got his head smashed into this mesh glass, and there was a head shaped bubble. that was really more interesting, not wild or anything.

Da1andonly
09-08-2002, 11:46 AM
OMFG i typed everything but it didnt get posted.

Just making it short then ffs.

We drank beer and watch porn in the middle of a class while we had our principal. lol

We had a retard that had read in a dictionary that "Gay" means happy (it means that too)..and he was running around the whole school screaming "IM GAY".

We had another retard that would feint every day, and run to the toilet every break (dont ask me why :/)

And another jackass that would make up stupid stories about what he had done, and think that everyone would believe them.

We had another retard too, that was gay (he admitted it)..we called him "Marble" because of his big and round head. :)

The last day of school at 9th grade we went down to the school toilets and sprayed / tagged EVERYTHING in the bathroom..lol funny times.

I know, my school was weird :)

Dystrophy
09-08-2002, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Da1andonly

"IM GAY".

Pandagirl!
09-08-2002, 02:10 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digitalwave
09-08-2002, 02:20 PM
HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dameon Angell
09-10-2002, 08:16 PM
Well met noble Digitalwave, you have done us all a great worth. I am laughing as I type this message....ha ha. Ha.
hahaha
ha
hahaha
hahahahaha
ha ha
ha haha
har har

c-dawg
09-11-2002, 10:33 AM
mmm one year some rastas started goin to our school, next day all the trailer trash had noose's strung up in the trees outfront at the smoke pit, huge b/w clash, resorting in the rastas running to tim hortons and calling the cops, 6 carloads of dumb redneck jocks outside trying to get em to come out, .... also on the racist note... paci chicks throughout highschool, we'd make fun of em, you know the usual shit. chicks vs chicks, id never fight a paci chick in my life after 1 fight i witnessed, bra straps came flying off, lil grade 9's holding their erections down... bahah pretty hurtin, smoked alot of weed at school... didn't go to class much... but boy was highschool the greatest

Annux
09-11-2002, 01:57 PM
And now, you're a telemarketer!

Almost too fitting...and they say life is 'unfair'

LOFFLES

Mattey
09-11-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Annux


LOFFLES

Waffles? Where's waffles? I want waffles. Where's IHOP?

Zerzera
09-15-2002, 02:36 PM
In prim. school we used to put soap in the coffee of the teachers, untill one teacher went totally crazy threatening us all if it would happen again.

My best friend during the first 3 years in highschool once sprayed teargas in the eyes of the math teacher. She freaked out and he got suspended. I must say that I found that action quite sick.

The same teacher used to spit while she was talking. So one day all of the people in my sister's class brought umbrellas into the classroom, she left crying.

One teacher was the worst bitch I've ever seen, we made her crazy by humming all the time.

One time I was driving the loser of class totally crazy and he punched me soft on my chest. I said that if he was so cool he had to try it again. He didn't dare to so I threw his bag into the garbage and start to calling him names. At the momen he hit me full on the eye the teacher walked in and he got suspended.

One time I started a project in art-class and I wouldnt be able to finish it in time so I wrecked it and went to the teacher saying some fuckup demolished my project. He gave me a 7.

One day of our classmates came racing on his scooter on the schoolyard. He got of and told us how he outskilled a policecar in the city. At that moment a policecar stopped behind him. They concluded that a kid on a scooter would be on his way to school. He was badly fined.

My sister now became teacher.. I feel sorry for her, school-kids suck. They don't deserve education....

Pandagirl!
09-15-2002, 03:53 PM
Lol!

Something else happened....

This guy that lives down the street from me broke in to the middle and high school. This is what happened at the middle school.
He broke in and stole food from the cafe. Very funny considering the food is disgusting. So then he puts a pizza in the oven, and goes to wreck some stuff.
So he goes into every single class and unplugs the TV's. Then, whenever we sees an aquarium, he dumps it out. Anything that will make a mess, he dumps out.
So he goes into my science teachers class. My science teacher has lots of jarred stuff. Now, he doesn't turn on any of the lights, but he can see where the jars are. So he goes up to the jars and emptys them, one by one. He empties this one, and it sloshes all over his leg. The bad thing is, it was a jar of about 10 squids. Then he emptys the next jar, various stages of a pigs birth. He goes on down the line until he empties the last one. A tarantula. But of course he doesn't relize it, so it was very funny, because he thought it was alive :p
Next, he goes into the gym and spraypaints the floor. He must have picked out the wrong spraycans, because the paint was pink and purple. And no one can tell what he tried to do on the gym floor....
Then, he remembers the pizza. So he runs back there and opens the oven. He picks up the pans, scalding hot, without hot pads. Hehe, it was very funny to watch.
I'm probably boring you all so I'll be quiet now....
Oh yea, and how do I know this? It was all caught on the security cameras, and the whole school got to watch it :)

Ennui
09-15-2002, 06:19 PM
50,000 crickets, 12 squad cars, 1 k-9 unit, and 1 helicopter. 10 days of suspension, unlawful entry charges, and 1,000 dollar lawyer fee...We got caught.

Default
09-15-2002, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Ennui
50,000 crickets, 12 squad cars, 1 k-9 unit, and 1 helicopter. 10 days of suspension, unlawful entry charges, and 1,000 dollar lawyer fee...We got caught.
WHO KNOWS!

Ennui
09-17-2002, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Default

WHO KNOWS!

What?

Dystrophy
09-17-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Ennui
k-9 unit unlawful entry...We got caught.

Animal sex?

Volcs
09-25-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
Lol

I didn't do this to the teacher, but he did it to me...

He was like asleep in class, so I woke him up. Then he's like, "Excuse me for a sec." He came back with a fresh poured, steaming hot cup of coffee. He told me to come to his desk. I came, and he dumped it all on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like ohmigosh cuz it was soooo hot and like i was wearing a white shirt!

suuuure....

Pandagirl!
11-16-2002, 05:05 PM
Heh..here's a little trick my science teacher taught me.
He said, "Never assume."
Then he wrote the word assume on the board.
Then he drew lines in it, making it say ass|u|me
And that's really odd cuz we get detentions for saying crap in his class.

Annux
11-16-2002, 05:10 PM
im going to assrape you

Mattey
11-16-2002, 06:00 PM
Doggy style?

Pandagirl!
11-16-2002, 06:04 PM
lol

Digitalwave
11-16-2002, 06:41 PM
what the fuck does "never ass|u|me" mean?

Blast
11-16-2002, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
Heh..here's a little trick my science teacher taught me.
He said, "Never assume."
Then he wrote the word assume on the board.
Then he drew lines in it, making it say ass|u|me
And that's really odd cuz we get detentions for saying crap in his class.

Why do you post on these boards? Can you even understand anything that we write?

Annux
11-16-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Digitalwave
what the fuck does "never ass|u|me" mean?


Assuming makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'

...that's what she was trying to say, I think :rolleyes:

Pandagirl!
11-16-2002, 08:54 PM
Yea Annux, you know what it means.

I debating posting it becuase I didn't know if you guys would get it or not (which it seems like most of you didn't), but then I decided "What the heck?" and posted it lol.

Digitalwave
11-16-2002, 08:55 PM
Yeah dude, what the heck! hehe!

Cops
11-16-2002, 09:12 PM
Disliked lies as he has said many times he doesent go to school. 23 hours of computer in his room.

Troll King
11-16-2002, 11:32 PM
I first saw that one years ago on Benny Hill.

Annux
11-17-2002, 11:18 AM
This thread is worst than 8 Mile.

Mattey
11-17-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Digitalwave
Yeah dude, what the heck! hehe!

He has lost all hist inhibitions... he will be chained no longer. He is going to post whatever he wants regardless of relevance. The proverbial panda's have been let out.

Pandagirl!
11-17-2002, 06:23 PM
I'm a she.

Volcs
11-17-2002, 07:19 PM
oh... my... GOD! You are dumb as paint! And coming from me that means you're pretty fucking stupid...

Webbb Llama v1.5
11-17-2002, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Annux
This thread is worst than 8 Mile.

You gotta lose yourself in the moment
You want it
You better never let it go

Annux wanna battle rap?

Heatha
11-17-2002, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Webbb Llama v1.5


You gotta lose yourself in the moment
You want it
You better never let it go

Annux wanna battle rap?


- nooooooo, no battle raps ever webbb -

Mayo Inc.
11-17-2002, 07:54 PM
SOMEBODY CALL KID KAOS HE'LL TEAR YOU UP! HE REAPS MINDS!

MaGi kOz
11-18-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Troll King
I remember this one time, Slater was taking a driving test with a practice car, and I tried to rig it so it would malfunction, but then Kelly tried to drive it and got into a crash, and pretended to have amnesia to teach me a valuable lesson.

Saved by the bell.

pv=nrt
11-18-2002, 01:50 AM
This isn't really classroom more like campus. Me and 11 guys are playing survivor campus. From Sunday night till Thursday night we are sleeping on campus in places such as 24/hr computer labs, dorm lobbies, and getting locked into libraries. Each night we will have challenges and vote people into the loser tribe. Should be a gay old time. The winner gets a trophy that should be worth $60 because thats what we put in. should be an interesting time nonetheless as people have already given us the weirdest looks for having our sleeping bags.

Troll King
11-18-2002, 02:05 AM
My two and a half months of waiting have finally paid off. Thanks Magi Koz.

Blast
11-18-2002, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
Yea Annux, you know what it means.

I debating posting it becuase I didn't know if you guys would get it or not (which it seems like most of you didn't), but then I decided "What the heck?" and posted it lol.

I understood it, I just can't imagine why the hell anyone would post that anywhere. "Assuming makes an ass out of you and me...huh huh huh huh huh" is like classic thing fifth graders thought was funny, and that people say when they're drunk as shit with a bunch of sober people, and they sort of want to get decked.

MaGi kOz
11-18-2002, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Troll King
My two and a half months of waiting have finally paid off. Thanks Magi Koz.

no problem.

PolluX
11-18-2002, 08:18 PM
Once I was playing with Typex on my bench, putting small drops on the desk and then set them on fire. It was so much fun I always made bigger and bigger drops untill I got the perfect idea too fill the groove(?) (where u put ur pens in) up with Typex. What I hadn't see that there was a rather big hole in it, so the Typex was leaking on the shell below the desk. On this shell I had put my agenda and my cigarettes. When I lit the Typex my bench almost exploded, I tried to put the fire out with an other book, but the Typex (still liquid) came on this book which caught fire, I had to throw everything outside the window, my ciggys, agenda and the book. When the teacher saw me throwing these things outside, he just told me to move to an other bench and wait till the fire went out. I never heard anything about it ever again, damn I was one scared lil kid!

An other time, same year, I started fooling around with a teacher.
We stole his agenda, and putted in some other kids backbag, a smart kid :-), and put the smart kids agenda on the Teachers desk. When the class ended, the teacher took this agenda, saw it wasn't his, read the name of the boy and gave everyone but that stupid brain E ack, suspension! We had lots of fun tho :-)

Cuz our class was still a lil bit mad at that teacher, we were planning on getting even with him, but noone really stood up after the prev. against him...xept me. We were quarling/discussing and suddenly this teacher just took my backbag and hold it out of the window, claiming he would drop it if I didn't quit. "U are too pussy to do that!" I challenged him....and there went my backbag, from 3 floors high , It was raining pretty hard and when I picked it out of the tree it fall in too, all my books were wet. I had to buy all new ones and that stupid ass teacher didn't payed a single cent. :mad:

Warportal could tell 100 stories like this, he was always my best buddy in class (still is alltho he quit SS :-p ) , he should come and tell some stories and show u guys how evil we are!!! :D

Louis XV
11-18-2002, 10:15 PM
pollux, can I get your autograph

PolluX
11-19-2002, 07:11 AM
hehe something funny happened to me yesterday!
My friend and I came back from a cantus, it's a drinkingfest, and we were walking over our campus. Then suddenly we saw 3 bikes standing against a tree. I was like:" hey, wouldn't it be funny if we hung them up in the same tree?". So we did, but we didn't know that those bikes were the bikes of the security of our campus. We managed to hang one bike in the tree, but by the time we tried to pull up the second one, 5 security people surrounded the tree. So we jumped out and started running, I never ran so hard when I was drunk.
the security followed us for 30 minutes, but we were faster and shook them off our backs!

Then we had to throw up both of us, WHAT A NITE! :)


Here is my autograph louie!

YUNG SLUT HORNY BITCH SUCKING AND RAPED BY DADDY (http://www.priestcult.com/users/vortex/PolluX.jpg)
I must warn u it's scary :p

Pandagirl!
11-20-2002, 05:44 PM
Lol man you are crazy =p

Andy Rooney
11-20-2002, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by PolluX


Here is my autograph louie!

YUNG SLUT HORNY BITCH SUCKING AND RAPED BY DADDY (http://www.priestcult.com/users/vortex/PolluX.jpg)
I must warn u it's scary :p



When you use the letter 'u' instead of saying you, it makes you seem infinitely less scary.

Annux
11-20-2002, 09:41 PM
This one time, me, Elvis Duran, Johnny 5, and General Tsao got fake hall passes and smoked doobies in the girls room. It was so rad.

Pandagirl!
11-26-2002, 07:12 PM
WEEEEE something else really cool happened.
The 7th graders (last year 6th graders) did really good on the proficiency tests, so we got to do some stuff crazy. He did all this stuff on different days:
We got to have the principal work on the roof for a day, while it's snowing, and he was wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
Then he kissed a pig.
Then he shaved his head and painted it half red and half gold (school colors).
Then he cross dressed wearing a mini skirt that said angel on the butt and a tube top that said princess, with high heels.
And then the people that passed all the section (me!) got to toilet paper the school! Omg it was so awesome cuz it was snowing and he had to clean it up, and it was all wet. And we got it in the tops of the trees and stuff, it was crazy!

Digitalwave
11-26-2002, 07:42 PM
Does that make 8th graders last years 7th graders??

BrokenFist
11-27-2002, 04:38 AM
Judging by her I'm assuming that last years 8th graders are this years 8th graders.

Pandagirl!
11-27-2002, 04:46 PM
I'm confused.

Yoshiba
11-28-2002, 12:25 AM
im amused

Pandagirl!
11-28-2002, 09:06 AM
Lol...that rhymes!

Eeks
11-28-2002, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by pandagirl89
WEEEEE something else really cool happened.
The 7th graders (last year 6th graders) did really good on the proficiency tests, so we got to do some stuff crazy. He did all this stuff on different days:
We got to have the principal work on the roof for a day, while it's snowing, and he was wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
Then he kissed a pig.
Then he shaved his head and painted it half red and half gold (school colors).
Then he cross dressed wearing a mini skirt that said angel on the butt and a tube top that said princess, with high heels.
And then the people that passed all the section (me!) got to toilet paper the school! Omg it was so awesome cuz it was snowing and he had to clean it up, and it was all wet. And we got it in the tops of the trees and stuff, it was crazy! I think i'm stupid because I didn't understand a single word of this.

cundor
11-28-2002, 02:08 PM
i raped my biology teacher (a she ofcourse)
i raped my geology teacher (a she ofcourse)
i raped my math teacher (a she ofcourse)
i raped my english teacher ( a she ofcourse)

now take a good listen to this!
If u want to rape ur french teacher....CHECK TWICE BEFORE U GO IN AND MAKE THEM SCREAM!!!!!:D

Pandagirl!
11-28-2002, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Eeks
I think i'm stupid because I didn't understand a single word of this.

Lol...long story short...we did good on a test and my principal did weird stuff and we got to TP the school.

Eeks
11-29-2002, 07:54 AM
In my country TP means something else.

nemiseph
11-29-2002, 10:48 AM
We did some good things. In order of greatness:

1: Set light to the gas taps on our science lab
2: Let off a fire extingusher at out substitute french teacher
3: Set fire to a bin in the playground (not really in classroom, but just outside)

Ahh - such great memories....

Late
11-29-2002, 11:00 AM
Crazies what I've ever done for school is homework :D
I wanna hear it now, if you have done anything crazier like that!

Ownage :p

Eeks
11-29-2002, 01:35 PM
ONCE I HAD TO LIKE READ THIS NOVEL FOR THIS COURSE AND I HAD NOT READ IT YET AND I WAS ON BREAK WAITING FOR THE COURSE CLASSES TO START AND I READ MAIN PARTS OF THE BOOK WITH SUPER ULTRA TURBO QUICKREADING TECHNIGUE AND WROTE A PAPER ABOUT THE BOOK IN 15 MINUTES AND GOT AN A !

PolluX
11-29-2002, 04:57 PM
That's sad.
So what you are saying is that you went to a really stupid school?? :p

Pandagirl!
11-29-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Eeks
In my country TP means something else.

Well in my country (USA) it means to take toilet paper and throw it in trees, on the roof, in the windows, cover the security camera, etc.

Dystrophy
11-29-2002, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by pandagirl89


Well in my country (USA) it means to take toilet paper and throw it in trees, on the roof, in the windows, cover the security camera, etc.

I feel like smothering you with my avatar.

Pandagirl!
11-29-2002, 05:21 PM
Aren't you special.

Byrd
12-02-2002, 08:37 PM
in the 8th grade , we had a black teacher (as long as i am called white , they can handle black) who was a little bit too.... like "feeling" oriented and that kind of shyness kinda thing goin on... well n-e wayz , for 4 straight months we (me and about 20 others in a class of 30 ppl) started making her slowly go insane.... we'd draw a big penis on the chalkboard, and then put chalk in her chalkboard erasers (twice she called the janitor because she didn't know what was wrong with the erasers) :D
and we would tie peices of fishing line to things on her desk , like books and pencil holders and shit.... when she would reach for them we'd pull them off and she had no clue :p . she would be saying some huge ass lecture about edgar allen poe , and we'd just start a "humming" trend where one of us would humm , then she'd tell that person to stop , so someone else would start up again (repeat for hours) . finally one day some administrator came in and showed her some english dept. finance record shit for the year and budget shit (including her salary) and she was like "why can't they pay teachers more these days?" , and eric blurted out "because you're black". she gave him a weird look and started pullin her hair out and shit and ran out of the classroom and didn't come back for 4 months , as a gym teacher rofl :rolleyes:

Digitalwave
12-02-2002, 08:44 PM
RACIAL PROFILING

PolluX
12-02-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
in the 8th grade , we had a black teacher (as long as i am called white , they can handle black) who was a little bit too.... like "feeling" oriented and that kind of shyness kinda thing goin on... well n-e wayz , for 4 straight months we (me and about 20 others in a class of 30 ppl) started making her slowly go insane.... we'd draw a big penis on the chalkboard, and then put chalk in her chalkboard erasers (twice she called the janitor because she didn't know what was wrong with the erasers) :D
and we would tie peices of fishing line to things on her desk , like books and pencil holders and shit.... when she would reach for them we'd pull them off and she had no clue :p . she would be saying some huge ass lecture about edgar allen poe , and we'd just start a "humming" trend where one of us would humm , then she'd tell that person to stop , so someone else would start up again (repeat for hours) . finally one day some administrator came in and showed her some english dept. finance record shit for the year and budget shit (including her salary) and she was like "why can't they pay teachers more these days?" , and eric blurted out "because you're black". she gave him a weird look and started pullin her hair out and shit and ran out of the classroom and didn't come back for 4 months , as a gym teacher rofl :rolleyes:

HAHAHAH $ Teachers deserve that!!! especially the blacks, no ... I mean especially women!!!...erhm eek...especially teachers...
GODDAMN EVERYTHING IS RASICIST THESE DAYS...
bah, I think I am going to shoot some blacks in my backyard...



Black horses that is..u stupid fuck

Byrd
12-03-2002, 09:26 PM
no... i am about true equality... and they don't call me English-American , and there is no "White-Pastey-Kid" scholarship fund.... and there is no NAAWP... i believe in true equality or none at all.... same thing for womens rights.... if u want all our rights... you can be drafted too.... they just want the good parts without taking the bad...

hogo
12-03-2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by PolluX
HAHAHAH $ Teachers deserve that!!! especially the blacks, no ... I mean especially women!!!...erhm eek...especially teachers...
GODDAMN EVERYTHING IS RASICIST THESE DAYS...
bah, I think I am going to shoot some blacks in my backyard...



Black horses that is..u stupid fuck


WTF U CANT SHOOT HORSES EITHER THATS ANIMAL PROFILEING OMG U RACIST BIGGIT THE AARA (anti animal racist association) IS GONNA GET YOU!@

hogo
12-03-2002, 10:03 PM
btw lux were still on for mexican friday right?

Mattey
12-03-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
no... i am about true equality... and they don't call me English-American , and there is no "White-Pastey-Kid" scholarship fund.... and there is no NAAWP...


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Are you kidding, or just willfully ignorant?

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-03-2002, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
no... i am about true equality... and they don't call me English-American , and there is no "White-Pastey-Kid" scholarship fund.... and there is no NAAWP... i believe in true equality or none at all.... same thing for womens rights.... if u want all our rights... you can be drafted too.... they just want the good parts without taking the bad...
Are you from the South or something? Sounds like there's an angry white boyee struggling to come to grips with the fact that he's in the majority.

Please. There are so many things wrong with your statement that I feel bad pointing them out. They don't call you "English-American"? How about "Anglo-Saxon"? I'm sure you've heard that one before. There's no "White-Pastey-Kid" scholarship fund? No, there's just thousands of scholarships that cater to your class. A rose by any other name, and such. There's no NAAWP? You're right, but having one would be redundant and unnecessary. You believe in "true equality or none at all?" Wake up, the world isn't divided up into black-and-white issues... you'll get along a lot better if you start to realize that life is a string of compromises. Same thing for women's rights? What? Were you born in a cave? I suppose all women should remain barefoot and pregnant, right? Good God.

Adman
12-04-2002, 12:54 AM
conc you left me barefoot, and i don't know what the fuck you did but it made me feel pregnant :p

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-04-2002, 01:27 AM
I told you not to drink that last Mickey's grenade, but did you listen to me? Noooooooo. I want a blood test.




PS - (Canadians have Mickey's grenades, right?)

Adman
12-04-2002, 02:01 AM
not that i know of.

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-04-2002, 02:31 AM
See? This is why there is no good Canadian hip-hop. You ain't thug enough.

Bigwig
12-04-2002, 03:25 AM
theres good hip hop? shit, i've been missing out!

hold on i think i'm gonna defend canadian hip hop here...

hmmmmm...

yeah i think i will

name one canadian hiphop artist. i'm willing to bet you've never heard one.

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-04-2002, 03:42 AM
Isosceles.

And actually, Isosceles isn't bad.

Pearl Jam
12-04-2002, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Bigwig
theres good hip hop? shit, i've been missing out!

hold on i think i'm gonna defend canadian hip hop here...

hmmmmm...

yeah i think i will

name one canadian hiphop artist. i'm willing to bet you've never heard one.

Rick Moranis

PolluX
12-04-2002, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by HoGo
btw lux were still on for mexican friday right?

Yeah yeah, sure we are... I cleaned my rifles..this time I will shoot more mexicans then u, bud :)

Digitalwave
12-04-2002, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Bigwig
theres good hip hop? shit, i've been missing out!

hold on i think i'm gonna defend canadian hip hop here...

hmmmmm...

yeah i think i will

name one canadian hiphop artist. i'm willing to bet you've never heard one.

SNOW - INFORMER.MP3

Pollux, you are a racist pile of shit.

pv=nrt
12-04-2002, 12:14 PM
ONly pansies drink te grenades. you might as well and spend the whiole $1.68 to get the 40 of mickeys. Canadians you should lobby to have mickey's imported into your area. Tis the only way to celebrate.

Adman
12-04-2002, 12:23 PM
hehe, i love my Crown Royal. And ummmmmm aren't Bone Thugz from Canada :p.

i really like them.

Byrd
12-04-2002, 03:57 PM
actually.... if you listen to the demands of jesse jackson and the NAACP , they DEMAND equality.... and are not considerd racist for it... but if I demand equality, i am considerd racist.... jesse jackson blackmaled the Toyota Manufacturing plants , that unless a certain % of there workforce was black , they would be labeld a racist organization.... well if EVERY race did that , you would have more then 100% , i am 1/64 black , i have nothing against them , but ... when you demand equality.... i am someone who holds you too it... and there was never a compromise when womens rights is an issue... EVER.... it's all or nothing.... well... lets compromise... women can't be drafted, so what do i get in return for having my life at stake? nothing.... and then they whine about pay diffrences? most of the time the dad is the breadwinner and the DAD can be drafted... the DAD can die so wouldn't it be nice to have a nice fat chunk of change to leave his family? Exactly... and for instance... my school news-paper made a BIG deal because in a school that is 55% black, 15% mexican , and 30% white , ONE black child passed the Advanced Placement test , and on the front page and it took up almost all of it.... the other 29 children who passed it , where in a corner listed in alphabetical order , no picture, no nothing.... some of you say it's to give blacks a good example? Well thats a double edged sword... think about how dumb that makes them feel..... when they consume 55% of the pop. and have 1/30 of the awards.... racist? i think not - Byrd

Mattey
12-04-2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
actually.... if you listen to the demands of jesse jackson and the NAACP , they DEMAND equality

HOLY SHIT!! They want equality now?!

Blast
12-05-2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
racist? i think not - Byrd

I think so, you shithead. Don't you get it? Ha, no, obviously, you don't get it. You don't want equality. Not for a fucking second. The opportunities "English-Americans" get are ridiculous. I, too, long for a day when affirmative-action doesn't exist, but I hope it's a result of all of the public schools in the country being equally good. Fuck you. You suck.

Dystrophy
12-05-2002, 05:01 PM
fag

Troll King
12-06-2002, 06:31 AM
I don't think Jesse Jackson is the ideal icon to represent anti-racist movements.

What many in the field of anti-racist discussion are looking at is the difference between equality and equity. Equality means that everybody should be considered to be equal and the same while equity means that everybody should have equal and fair opportunities. The theory is that people should not consider themselves to be all equal, first because it's a very naive position, but also because we can never be equal due to a variety of reasons such as class, experience and perspective. Affirmative action is a call for equality and the prevalent trend in anti-racism is that this is wrong and unfair to society.

Equity is the prefered alternative, in that people shouldn't be hired to fill a racial quota, but that people should be given a fair chance to get a job but that the final decision is based on skill.



Basically, for those who want the summary version: the anti-racist movement is moving away from affirmative action because it seeks fairness by ignoring differences. What we should want instead is fair and equitable opportunity for all.

Digitalwave
12-06-2002, 09:54 AM
Troll, why do you waste your time trying to teach stuff like this to little kids in an internet game?

Byrd
12-06-2002, 10:49 AM
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."

if we are not , are you instating that it should be:
"welcome to life in the food chain." ?

if the constitution says we are equal, then why can't I have
the same rights and standing of an african american student...
simply because i was born white? Because i chose not to follow
the "rap" culture? because i am not a thug and 55% of the white population is not born out of wedlock? that makes me less of a man? I think Orwell said it best (or most honestly about our world) when he said: "All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others." In a public school , if there is a guys football team.... and 12+ girls want to play football.... they HAVE to make a girls football team by LAW. Thats all i'm asking... equal distribution of the pie.... why not check the welfare standings of this country.... that alone should show you i am being cheated of my slice of the pie.... sure sure , help people in need.... did you know that thinking black males are better at basketball because they simply are black , is a racist thought? read the dictionary once and a while... you'd be suprised how racist you really are... one way or the other... and on that note about public schools being equal..... they get MUCH more funding in New York public schools, then my school in virginia... difrence? where does the money go.... money management is no excuse for bad SAT scores... also some of it is genetic. (There was a study done that showed that your sat score reflects the number of books in your home , even if you never read them.... books are cheap , hell you can get them at good will.... don't blame test scores on cost because books are free )

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-06-2002, 12:53 PM
Who else wants to see Na$ and Byrd mix it up, steel cage, no-holds-barred-style? Strange thing is, I'd be cheering for Na$.

Byrd
12-06-2002, 01:43 PM
yeh.... right..... untill i use my www.shadowcrew.com skillz to fuck with his credit and steal his social security info and ruin his life....

Azhran
12-06-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
yeh.... right..... untill i use my www.shadowcrew.com skillz to fuck with his credit and steal his social security info and ruin his life.... People like this scare me :(

RogerMexico
12-06-2002, 02:08 PM
I haven't read anything in this thread except for tha last page, and I only read that because I was curious what my lanky frined ConcreteSchlyrd was preaching. I assume the current topic is different than the original, though, so I'm going to hop on board.

Byrd: I know what you're saying. A lot of people preach that there is a double-standard concerning race in our society. That's because there is. "All men" are not treated as equals right now, because some men receive preferential treatment. This seems to piss you off because you're at the short-end of that policy, but there's an argument behind it.

Let me trivialize all of this with a shitty analogy: Imagine a poker game. A few white guys are hosting the table, and they invite a black guy to sit down and play. They play several rounds, and the black guy loses everything he has. At this point, though, it becomes clear that the white guys have been cheating. The whole game was rigged. The white guys appear shocked at their own behavior. "How could we do this?" they say. They apologize to the black guy, and they reassure him that from now on, the game will be played fair. They continue the game, under fair circumstances this time, but there's one problem: the black guy is out of money.

This was a huge problem with the emancipation of slaves. After they were deemed "free," most slaves in the south had nothing to do but continue working for their former masters, now under the guise of employment. They worked for pennies, and in most cases, their situation was far worse. They weren't beaten anymore, but now they had no homes. Politicians were aware of this problem. They decided to counteract the whole issue by promising each and every freed slave "40 acres and a mule." The idea was to give them farm land, set them up with some aid, and let them establish life independent of their former masters. This never happened, though. To this day, several politcal groups still rally for their 40 acres and mule.

Do you see how this became a problem? We invited a race of people to a poker game (or beat the shit out of them and brought them over on boats from their native country, whichever you prefer), we took everything they had, then we apologized for it and set them out on the streets with empty pockets. Well no shit an economical imbalance occurred based on race. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how that happened. The imbalance carried through all the way up until current-day society.

The problem today is figuring out how to counteract that... how to follow through on our original "40 acres and a mule" offer, but metaphorically speaking. The problem is setting the game straight again so that all men are playing on an equal field. Yes, it's going to involve a little inequity in the process. You can't give anything to anyone without losing something yourself. But things aren't as equal you say they are. If you think that the quality of education in urban, black-centric neighborhoods is comparable to the quality of an education in suburban Amrican, then you're simply mistaken. If you think that the average black male has the same opportunities as the average white male, then once again, you're mistaken. It's a problem that we never fixed, and it's not going to get better till we address it. Economic imbalances tend to perpeuate themselves. Poor people tend to stay poor, and rich people tend to stay rich. There are individual exceptions, of course, but till we forceably shift the demographics in favor of the culture we short-handed, the situation isn't going to right itself.

To beat the shit out of the poker metaphor, we have to give them some of their money back if we ever expect them to play the game as peers.

[EDIT] I fucked something up.

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-06-2002, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
yeh.... right..... untill i use my www.shadowcrew.com skillz to fuck with his credit and steal his social security info and ruin his life....
Regardless of your previous statements, this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. What's even funnier is that I think you actually believe in this crap.

I know! Let's set up a "black market" for fake identification and general digital mayhem! We'll specialize in insurgence and create a virtual safe haven for people looking to hire professionals with morally-questionable skills!

And the best part about it, is that we'll have a registered domain name and web presence!

Oh! I've got it! We'll call it shadowcrew.com! No law enforcement would ever know we existed!

Funny, funny shit. Anyways, I've gotta go. I'm gonna go to www.alqaida.com and foil me some terrorist plots.

Troll King
12-06-2002, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Digitalwave
Troll, why do you waste your time trying to teach stuff like this to little kids in an internet game?

Because that's what I do for a living.

Pandagirl!
12-06-2002, 06:36 PM
Guys, we're kinda off topic. This thread is for funny stuff at school, not debating racism stuff.

Byrd
12-06-2002, 09:32 PM
Yes , but civil rights leaders (in the NAACP) claim that white men "keep the black man down" .... no one is keeping him there , besides himself and rap culture.... the majority of all crime is a black male 17-25 against another black male 17-25.... they keep themselves down... and rap culture doesn't help.... so really.... your story should have a diffrent ending.... the black guy steals all the money from the white guys when they are sleeping , trips the security alarm because he can't read the brinks sticker in the window , and gets shot becuase on of them happend to be a redneck with a shotgun , and the money goes to the state because he had no family

Mattey
12-06-2002, 09:41 PM
BAHAHAHAHA I'm not sure if this guy is serious or trolling...

Byrd
12-06-2002, 10:32 PM
i am deadly serious...

ConcreteSchlyrd
12-06-2002, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Byrd
and rap culture doesn't help....
You hear that, Kid Kaos? Byrd says you're keeping the black man down.

Bigwig
12-07-2002, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by Byrd
i am deadly serious...

so deadly serious that you'll actually get your huge fat ass out of that chair and do something about it?
no?
k.

Mattey
12-07-2002, 09:41 AM
It isn't worth arguing with ignorance. He'll never change his backwoods opinion, so it's better just to ignore him and hope he's sterile.

Byrd
12-08-2002, 10:48 AM
back woods? uhhhh most of my family is from CT and maine and shit like that.... are u insane? back woods my ass... and i am by no means a fat ass... unless 6'2 and 120 pounds is considerd fat in this country.....

Troll King
12-08-2002, 02:43 PM
Fine. We'll just ask people to refer to your Conneticut-bred skinny ass.

Would that make things better?
Would that make a difference?

Pandagirl!
12-19-2002, 05:51 PM
Hmm if any of you remember my lil coffee story, here's something else from the same teacher...

Well we were wroking on these maps in history, and he went by my desk and said, "That state is too big. Make it smaller." (We had to draw the states on the map of the US) So I re-drew it. He walked by again. "Kessler, that dot there should be inside this state. Now the state is too small." So I fixed it again. And, he walked by me again. "Now you have erased lines all over your paper." So I picked up my eraser to erase them some more. "Ahh, those erasers are crap. Lemme give you a chunk eraser." So he went to his desk, got a big eraser and acted like he was gonna throw it to me. So I got ready to catch it, and it was still in his hand (he has a reputation of throwing stuff really hard at people). So he gave it to me. Then he walked to the front of the class and said, "Ah, the perfect Christmas present for me. Correcting the smartest kid in the class two times." So I erased the lines, and got up to give him back the eraser. "No, no, leave it on your desk. As long as you don't eat it. It may be tempting, with it that chewy and all, and chewy stuff may seem appealing, but erasers are not for eating." Everyone started laughing at him. How did he know erasers are chewy?, lol. He's just a really weird teacher. He likes to tell corny jokes as we walk out the door. Today's joke: Christmas break is coming, so grab Rudolph's tail and have him take you home tomorrow after school. But don't grab his nose, or you'll get electrocuted.

What the heck?!

Pandagirl!
12-19-2002, 08:43 PM
Here's that teacher picture of the school web. Fear.


http://www.bigwalnut.k12.oh.us/bwmiddle/images/brobeck.jpg

PolluX
12-19-2002, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Digitalwave
Pollux, you are a racist pile of shit.

Why? Are u mexican?

Pandagirl!
12-22-2002, 04:20 PM
Lots of people didn't believe me that we got to toliet paper the school so I got proof.

Click me (http://www.sunburynews.com/BW2002-03/schoolnews.htm#bmspbcsg)

Digitalwave
12-22-2002, 04:49 PM
Stop bumping this thread you fucking magbag.

Fit of Rage
12-25-2002, 06:44 PM
for our senior prank, we went to a local farm. we got 4 cows, 4 goats, 4 sheep and 3 pigs. we painted the cows 1,2,3 and 4. then we did the same with the goats and pigs. however, we painted the pigs 1, 2, and 4. then we let them loose on the school. the administrators caught all of the animals, but were absolutly baffled at where the #3 pig had gone. they spend hours looking for it, and to this day they still dont know what happened to it.

Madmaster
01-01-2003, 10:05 AM
A friend told me this one once:

It was just before gymnastics class. This guy had an 2 L Coca Cola bottle in his proximity and he began to wonder.
He inserted his dick through the hole and guess what, he got stuck.
It do not end all there.
As I said it was just before gym. class and he were bound to get out to the rest of his class but when he couldnt get rid of the bottle he just wrapped a towel around his waist.
He were determined not doing gymnastics just by sitting down and try to fade away.
As when he sat down the teacher told him to remove the towel and join the class.
And so he did...
Swoooop it said, and the Coca Cola bottle were trying to reach for the skys instantly.


Couldnt do a better translation than this. sorry. But you hopefully get the picture

Bilbo
01-01-2003, 10:32 AM
He actually fit in a cola bottle? Heh heh.

Madmaster
01-01-2003, 10:33 AM
He wasnt that old then.
Young and horny

Bilbo
01-01-2003, 10:41 AM
When you are old enough to be horny you aren't supposed to fit in a cola bottle.

Madmaster
01-01-2003, 12:36 PM
You seem awful interested in this guy`s dick.
Now, read the stories and dont get hung up on stuff

Tera
01-01-2003, 12:44 PM
The weirdest thing that ever happened to me at school was when i was at greek-class (yes yes im well educated :D) and we were gonna watch a movie about some old greek crap god with loads of power blablabla...

so the teacher turned on the movie... and a ..........
TADA


PORN MOVIE APPEARED


we all laffed so hard that the principal came (his room was like.. 2 rooms next to the one we were in) and he asked what was going on?

so a kid yelled like: OUR TEACHER WAS MASTUBATING WHEN WE ENTERED THE CLASSROOM

so the principal totally freaked out on the kid, but then another one hit play-button on the VCR and the porn appeared...
The teacher called it a day after that with teaching and he quit or something... whatever happened to the teachter then i dont know

peace

Evoce
01-01-2003, 01:15 PM
i made a very very very very very big heap of poo in the corner of the classroom. $ geez i own

Troll King
01-01-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Tera
The weirdest thing that ever happened to me at school was when i was at greek-class (yes yes im well educated :D) and we were gonna watch a movie about some old greek crap god with loads of power blablabla...

so the teacher turned on the movie... and a ..........
TADA


PORN MOVIE APPEARED


we all laffed so hard that the principal came

That story sounded funnier when I read that final sentence the wrong way.

Tera
01-01-2003, 04:56 PM
ROFL :D

hehehahahahahahah truth..now that i think about it

you little pervert!!!