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    I haven't seen the first one, but this looks unbelievably hilarious. The scene with jay and bob in the back of the resturaunt in the street where hes rubbin his tits looks priceless











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  • #2
    Originally posted by Not ThiX
    I haven't seen the first one, but this looks unbelievably hilarious. The scene with jay and bob in the back of the resturaunt in the street where hes rubbin his tits looks priceless
    I never get tired of Silence of the Lambs references, as long as they're done well.

    On one of the many Clerks/Kevin Smith MySpace pages, there are a lot of really funny teaser trailers for the movie. Makes me even more excited for it.

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    • #3
      I looooved the first "Clerks" so I can only wish that this sequel can be half way decient and the writing is the same old stuff, and I'll be happy.
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      • #4
        Thix, go and rent Clerks, now.

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        • #5
          I'm afraid it's going to be another jay and silent bob strike back - a movie full of inside jokes from the first three which were actually funny

          that being said: i'm going to go see it
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          • #6
            J&SB Strike Back was the first Kevin Smith movie I saw; so of course I didn't get the jokes and thought the movie sucked. Dogma was pretty good though.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              thats not the real jay btw
              for the clerks II movie.
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              • #8
                Watching a sequel without seeing the original is autopilot for cool.
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                • #9
                  Yes it is Gran, he has just aged 10 years in the process. Jay is Jason Mewes, and he plays himself. They way he acts in the movie is exactly how he acts in real life.

                  You may ask, "Well how do you know this?" I know this because I have met him on a couple of occasions and I met Kevin once.

                  I also have a signed copy of the "Clerks" and "Chasing Amy" scripts (I'm a script collector, I find it fun) from when I met Kevin at the autograph signing he held at NY ComicCon
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    I'll go see it, but I hope it's not like Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, granted there is a lot of funny throwback jokes from the other movies but strikes back was fucking horrible in comparison to mallrats or clerks.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vehicle
                      I'll go see it, but I hope it's not like Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, granted there is a lot of funny throwback jokes from the other movies but strikes back was fucking horrible in comparison to mallrats or clerks.
                      mallrats was unbelievably funny.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                        Yes it is Gran, he has just aged 10 years in the process. Jay is Jason Mewes, and he plays himself. They way he acts in the movie is exactly how he acts in real life.

                        You may ask, "Well how do you know this?" I know this because I have met him on a couple of occasions and I met Kevin once.

                        I also have a signed copy of the "Clerks" and "Chasing Amy" scripts (I'm a script collector, I find it fun) from when I met Kevin at the autograph signing he held at NY ComicCon
                        I met Kevin Smith in a hotel in SoCal. I was visiting relatives, and got on an elevator with him, and was immediately like "Dude, you're Kevin Smith!" People around me looked at me like I was strange, but he smiled at me, and I told him I loved his movies, and asked for a picture. My mom took the picture (I don't know where it is), he thanked me for being a fan, and I got off on my floor.

                        He seemed like a cool guy, and I'm glad our encounter didn't seem too weird....By that, I didn't go all obsessive fanboy on him.
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                        • #13
                          who is driving? OH BEAR IS DRIVING HOW CAN THAT BE?
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                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
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                          • #14
                            Mallrats was fucking badass, funny as shit.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Yet Kevin Smith considers it a failure.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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