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  • #1

    First Boner, First Jerk

    lol i honestly dont remember my first boner, i think it might have been looking back on my 5th grade teacher in around 6th grade. lol first time i jerked i was watching buffy the vampire slayer.

    sara michelle gellar turned me on so hard, i was like woah what would happen if i touched it a couple times. THEN WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that felt good.so i kept touching it a little more..and it continues from there..share ur stories here.
    4:BigKing> xD
    4:Best> i'm leaving chat
    4:BigKing> what did i do???
    4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
    4:BigKing> ???? why though
    4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
    4:BigKing> xD
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  • #2
    when was this, last tuesday?
    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
    5: Da1andonly> =((
    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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    • #3
      did you just wake up and say " i think i am going to make a random post about myself" <_<
      1. You're reading my comment
      2. Now you're saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
      4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
      5. You're checking it now.
      6. You're smiling.
      7. You're still reading my comment.
      8. You know all you have read is true.
      10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
      11. You're checking it now.
      12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jeansi View Post
        when was this, last tuesday?
        LOL
        1:abbot> i think i played well
        1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
        1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well

        7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
        7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
        7:Vue> U DIPSHIT

        7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
        7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15

        oar> i got rejected from Stray
        oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
        oar> but its ok

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        • #5
          nm
          Last edited by HeavenSent; 10-26-2008, 04:38 PM.

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          • #6
            Somewhere out there, Michael Jackson has this thread bookmarked.

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            • #7
              I remember being like 7 rubbing myself against a cuddly toy till the point of orgasm. Seriously.

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              • #8
                Why yes, I do like boners

                I have a chode.

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                • #9
                  This is the gayest thread since gay came to Gaytown.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                    This is the gayest thread since gay came to Gaytown.
                    ROFL that's what I thought :lol: :cowboy:

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                    • #11
                      heavensent, what do you think of this image?
                      Warned for reposting deleted crap. -Aquatiq
                      Last edited by Aquatiq; 02-14-2007, 01:56 PM.

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                      • #12
                        w/e
                        Last edited by HeavenSent; 10-26-2008, 04:39 PM.

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                        • #13
                          oh how interesting please tell me more.

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                          • #14
                            lol i see how u guys might think this is gay. but honestly why be retarded about it. ppl like genocides need to get a life. its true yeah i posted this cuz i was bored.
                            4:BigKing> xD
                            4:Best> i'm leaving chat
                            4:BigKing> what did i do???
                            4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
                            4:BigKing> ???? why though
                            4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
                            4:BigKing> xD

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                            • #15
                              i care about these forums

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