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  • Santa = Satan

    for the christians here

    http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html

    His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow. . . (Rev. 1:14)

    Who is this that cometh. . . red in thine apparel (Isaiah 63:2)

    And his feet. . . as if they burned in a furnace (Revelation 1:15)

    His house. . . was toward the north (Ezekiel 8:14)

    Ho, ho. . . saith the LORD. . . Zechariah 2:6

  • #2
    in before "lol"

    EDIT: Please tell me I'm laughing with, as opposed to at you.
    Last edited by ConCor; 12-12-2005, 08:49 PM.
    --|-- Question #60 | Category: History
    --|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
    --|-- Hint: Starts with 'Ron'
    ConCor> ronald reagan
    ConCor> ronal
    --|-- No one has given the correct answer of 'Ronald and Nancy Reagon'

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    • #3
      Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax

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      • #4
        ...:alien:

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        3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
        3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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        1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
        1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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        Squad: timo<3ashlee

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        MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tone
          Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax
          I can't tell if this is an answer to my implicit question.
          --|-- Question #60 | Category: History
          --|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
          --|-- Hint: Starts with 'Ron'
          ConCor> ronald reagan
          ConCor> ronal
          --|-- No one has given the correct answer of 'Ronald and Nancy Reagon'

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          • #6
            Please don't respond to this troll.
            sdg

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            • #7
              ...and Tone continues to be a douchebag

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              • #8
                His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow. . . (Rev. 1:14)
                Yea because the verse before this definitely doesn't say that someone like the Son of Man was standing before him, so if definitely doesn't refer to Jesus.

                Who is this that cometh. . . red in thine apparel (Isaiah 63:2)
                This verse definitely isn't about the Lord coming wearing blood-stained clothes after destroying Edom.

                And his feet. . . as if they burned in a furnace (Revelation 1:15)
                See first quote.

                His house. . . was toward the north (Ezekiel 8:14)
                Way to edit the verse, it's talking about widows at the north gate of the church mourning.

                Ho, ho. . . saith the LORD. . . Zechariah 2:6
                I don't know what version you got that from, but in NIV "Ho, ho" is "Come, come."



                Basically my point is that you're... dumb. If you're going to be dumb at least do it correctly.
                Pandagirl!

                (ph)>12 is just right

                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                Chao <ER> - hero

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                • #9
                  Neither exists
                  last.fm - Keeping it short

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Santa is a stupid lying hoax
                    You just now realized that? HAHAHAHAHHA. How old are you? This would be something that Zabuza would post.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ConCor
                      I can't tell if this is an answer to my implicit question.

                      yes you are laughing with me on this one but not on the serious topic of 9/11

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Santa is a stupid lying hoax, although it could also be very possible that its an intentional anagram of Satan and the other attributes of Santa are modeled after some mythical Satan garbage, which is also a hoax
                        Fuck you mang, Santa's real.

                        http://www.growley.com/history.html

                        Saint Nicholas was . . . German

                        Nicholos . . . was going . . . to become [a] prostitute

                        An eight year old . . . Virgin . . . was . . . S . . . ex . . . ed . . . b . . . y . . . The . . . Microsoft Corporation

                        THIS IS ALL IRREFUTABLE PROOF.
                        Originally posted by turmio
                        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                        Originally posted by grand
                        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                        • #13
                          Stop Copying Choking Victim/leftover Crack
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #14
                            I want to thank this thread for giving me my new signature.
                            "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                            Reinstate Me.

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                            • #15
                              panda owned the thread, gj panda,
                              :lock:
                              Big Chill

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