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    How Mythril Stole TWL(mas)

    Every Trencher down in Trench-Ville liked TWL alot...

    But Mythril, Who lived just north of Trench-ville did NOT!

    Mythril hated TWL!
    The whole TWL season!
    Now, please don't ask why, No one quite knows the reason
    It could be that his CE was turned up too high,
    It could be, perhaps, that he couldn't fly.
    But I think that the most likely reason of all,
    May have been that his skill level was too small.

    But,
    Whatever the reason,
    His lack of skill or being a bencher,
    He stood there on TWL Eve, hating the Trenchers,
    Staring down from his #arena with a sour, Mythril frown
    At the warm lighted arenas below in ?go TWtown
    For he knew every Trencher down in Trench-Ville beneath,
    Was busy now, warming up in dd's.

    "And they're winning dd's!" he snarled with a sneer.
    "Tomorrow is TWL! It's practically here!"
    Then he growled with his Mythril fingers neverously drumming
    "I must find a way to keep TWL from coming!"
    For, tomorrow, he knew...

    ... All the trench girls and boys
    Would wake up bright and early, They'd rush for their kills
    And then! Oh, the skills! Oh, the skills!, Skills! Skills! Skills!
    Thats one thing he hated! The SKILLS! SKILLS! SKILLS! SKILLS!

    The the trenchers, young and old, would sit down to play.
    And they'd Play! And they'd Play,
    And they'd PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY!
    They would start on Lding, and rare Lbing
    Which was something Mythril couldn't stand without cheating!

    And THEN
    They'd do something he liked least of all!
    Every Trencher in Trench-Ville, the tall and the small
    Would stand close together, with *zone messages ringing.
    They'd stand close together. And the Trenchers would start teaming!

    They'd Team! And They'd Team!
    AND they'd TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!
    And the more Mythril thought of the Trench-TWL-Teaming
    The more Mythril thought "I must stop this whole thing!"
    "Why for 10 years I've put up with it now!
    I MUST stop TWL from coming!
    ...but HOW?"

    Then he got an idea
    An awful idea
    MYTHRIL
    GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

    "I know jus what to do!" Mythril laughed in glee.
    And he made a quick macro set and downloaded CE.
    And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Mythril trick!"
    "With this CE and these Bursts, I'll ruin TWL like a dick!"

    "All I need is a bd..."
    Mythril looked around.
    But since BD's are scarce, there was none to be found
    Did that stop old Mythril...?
    No! Mythril simply said,
    "If I can't find a BD, I will challenge instead!"
    So he called whole squad, Then he added himself in terr,
    And he prized himself burts till the enemy terr was dead.

    All the players speechless, quiet filled the bd,
    All the Trenchers were busy typing ?cheater

    Then he slid up the tube, and got several kills
    But if Brookus could do it than so could Mythril,
    He got stuck only once, for a moment or two,
    Then he stuck his ship through a wall into a sea of blue,
    "This is warning number one," The lazy mod Hissed,
    And this is the moment that Mythril had wished.

    Mythril had been caught by this little Trench mod,
    Who had been called out of ?go base for the love of god,
    Randedl stared at Mythril and said "Why Mythril Why,
    "Why are you taking away Grapevines chance at the TWL pie."

    But, you know, that old Mythril was so smart and so slick
    He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
    "Why, my sweet little randedl," Mythril said with a grin,
    "I'm just getting greens, as I flew my way in"
    "So I'm not cheating at all, my dear.
    "I'll clear this up there, and bring my terring back here."

    And this fib fooled Randedl, and he patted his head,
    And he got him a drink and he sent Randedl to bed.
    And when Randedl went to bed with his cup,
    HE turned it back on, and turned his cheats up!

    All the trenchers were up, Up the TWLD ladder,
    He went on the forums to hear all the chatter!
    "Pooh-Pooh to the Trenchers, he was Mythril-ish-ly humming.
    "They're finding out now that no Grapevine is coming!
    "They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do!
    "They're mouths will hang open a minute or two
    "Then all the Trenchers in Trench-Ville will all cry BOO-HOO

    "Thats a post," grinned Mythril
    "That I simply must see"
    So he paused, and Mythril clicked on the link,
    And he did see a post and he started to peruse,
    It started out sad, and than turned to abuse...

    But the sound wasn't sad!
    Why, this sound sounded merry!
    It couldn't be so
    But it WAS merry! VERY!

    He stared at Trench-Ville through Small Warzoneland
    Mythril popped his eyes
    Then he shook!
    What he saw was a shocking surprise!

    Every Trencher down in Trench-Ville, the tall and the small,
    Was laughing! TWL would continue and all!
    He hadn't stopped TWL from coming!
    It CAME!
    Somehow or other, it came just the same!

    And Mythril, with his Mythril-feet-ice-cold in a newbie zone,
    Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How did I get owned"
    It came without Grapevine, It came without Mythril,
    It came with Locket replacing Grapevine at will!
    And he puzzled three hours, 'till his puzzlers were sore,
    And Mythril thought of something he hadn't before!
    "Maybe TWL," he thought, "doesn't stop cause of cheating.
    "Maybe TWL... perhaps... has more of a meaning!"

    And what happened then...?
    Well... in Trench-Ville they say
    That Mythrils small skill
    Grew three sizes that day!
    And the minute his heart didn't feel so tight,
    But he was banned from Trench Wars for a year and a night,
    And he stopped posting on forums, and evading the bans
    And he...

    HE HIMSELF...!
    Just got owned by Quicksand! GG.
    Rabble Rabble Rabble


  • #2
    *clap clap*
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    • #3
      Yo! CE Sucks. -_-
      Result of grenade vs. Disabled: 50 - 34
      lukas93> we do good game now or i leave squad

      (RoboHelp)>This message has been sent by Falk <ER>:
      (RoboHelp)>Please do not be rude to the staff.

      Skildu

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      • #4
        Lol Wark.

        You seriously need to start contributing your time better than this. :fear:
        3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
        3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
        3:i.d.> da fk is that?
        3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
        3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
        3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
        3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
        3:Shadowmere> LOL
        3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

        Best> I never cooked a day in my life

        Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
        Shadowmere> Rofl
        Up in ya !> With his feet
        Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
        Up in ya !> l44t feet
        Deft> l44t f44t*
        Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
        Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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        • #5
          Oh Em Effin Gee

          this made my drunken evening all the much better, thanks for linking off the help call bud!

          Terrorist hunt for life!
          (RoboHelp)>This message has been sent by Left_Eye:
          (RoboHelp)>TW Staff are looking for players who play regulary and are friendly, helpful, knowledgeable and who
          (RoboHelp)>show a desire to improving the zone. If you are interested in joining TW Staff, e-mail
          (RoboHelp)>TWStaff@gmail.com
          (RoboHelp)>If you have any other questions regarding this issue, please use :Left_Eye:<Message>.

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          • #6
            Wow
            Ban Ikrit

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            • #7
              nice

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              • #8
                Originally posted by wark <ER>
                And he prized himself burts till the enemy terr was dead.

                How many burts did mythril prize himself warky?
                sigpic
                All good things must come to an end.

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                • #9
                  amazing...





                  silly mythril,
                  "ossagras: so what does that mean"

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                  • #10
                    Meh, I wrote in in like 30 minutes at 3am. Miraculously few spelling errors.
                    Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                    • #11
                      This should be stickied...
                      Originally posted by Disliked
                      However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                      Originally posted by concealed
                      when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                      • #12
                        ...under the "You know you're a dork when..."
                        Originally posted by Disliked
                        However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                        Originally posted by concealed
                        when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                        • #13
                          lmao wark you must be so bored to come up wit somethin like tha but its mad funny yo ahaha good job .. i like the ending
                          Epinephrin> I hope quicksand actually does become pretty good

                          Epinephrin> always fun to have a villian in the game

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                          • #14
                            LOL warkie...
                            >^________^<!

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                            • #15
                              'wow' I red all of that!
                              help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

                              4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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