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  • OMG new discovery: Bin Laden and Bush have so much in common

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                                         Bush:                      Osama Bin Laden:
    
    religious Maniac?               Yes (Christain)               Yes (Muslim)
    
    Lucky because of a                   
    rich/famous dad?               Yes(famous dad)            Yes (rich dad)
    
    Hated by many?                Yes                              Yes
    
    Hate each other?              Yes                              Yes
    
    Brought misery to the         Yes                           Yes
    country where they 
    were living in?
    
    (Indirectly) resulted           Yes                              Yes
    in many deaths?

    Conclusion: stupid people tend to hate each other.
    ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

  • #2
    Wow! They should get married!
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    Lucky because of a                   
    rich/famous dad?               Yes(famous dad)            Yes (rich dad)
    That's like saying:
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    Brown/blonde hair?             Yes(blonde)            Yes(brown)
    P.S. I do love your theads.

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    • #3
      Oddly enough, if you add Telcat to that chart, there'd be a lot of "yes" responses there too.

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      • #4


        ROCK ME OUT, WATCH ME DROP.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #5
          Both wear turbans? Yes Yes
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #6
            both daddy bush and daddy bin laden are rich and famous
            Reinstate Sarien
            ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

            Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

            "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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            • #7
              dtf, that IS one of the better green screen challenge entries
              USA WORLD CHAMPS

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              • #8
                look at me im british

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Money
                  look at me im british
                  Then I suppose I'm the only one left to do THIS

                  [50 Cent]
                  Hey Em, you know you my favourite white-boy right??
                  Hah-hah
                  I owe you for this one

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been pacin in my head
                  Like a baby born dead
                  Destination heaven
                  Sittin political passengers from 911
                  The lords blessins leave me lyrically inclined
                  Shit I ain’t even got to try to shine
                  Gods to seamstress the tailor fitted my pane
                  I got scriptures in my brain
                  I can spit at yo dame
                  Straight out the good
                  Fuck, look *****s is shook
                  50 fear no man
                  Warrior, swing swords like conan
                  Picture me, pen in hand write lines
                  Knowin The Source will quote it
                  When i die
                  They'll read this and say a genius wrote it
                  I grew up without my pops
                  Should that make me bitter?
                  I caught cases I copped out, does that make me a quitter?
                  In this white mans world, I’m similar to a squirrel
                  Lookin for a slut wit a nice butt to get a nut
                  If I get shot today my phone'll stop ringin again
                  These industry *****s ain’t friends
                  They know how to pretend

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

                  [Eminem]
                  We been patiently waiting to make it
                  Through all the hatin debatin’
                  Whether or not you can even weather the storm
                  Cuz you lay on the table
                  They operatin to save you
                  It’s like an angel came to you
                  Sent from the heavens above

                  [Eminem]
                  They think they crazy but they ain’t crazy
                  Let’s face it
                  Shit basically they juss playin’ sick
                  They ain’t shit they ain’t sayin’ shit spray em’ 50
                  A to the K get in the way
                  I bring Dre and them wit me
                  And turn this day into fuckin’ mayhem u stayin’ wit me?
                  Don’t let me lose you
                  I’m not tryin to confuse you
                  When I let loose wit this uzi and just shoot through your isuzu

                  You get the message?
                  Am I gettin through to you?
                  You know its comin
                  You motherfuckers dont even know do you?
                  Take some Big and some Pac
                  And you mix them up in a pot
                  Sprinkle a little Big L on top
                  What the fuck do you got?
                  You got tha realest and illest killas tied up in a knot
                  The juggernauts of this rap shit
                  Like it or not
                  It’s like a fight to the top
                  Just to see who died for the spot
                  You put your life in this
                  Nothin’ like survivin’ the shot
                  Y'all know what time it is
                  As soon as 50 signs on this dot
                  Shit what you know about death threats?
                  Cause I get a lot
                  Shady records was 80 seconds away from the towers
                  Them cowards fucked wit the wrong building
                  They meant to hit ours
                  Better evacuate all children
                  Nuclear showers there’s nothin’ spookier
                  Your now about to witness the power
                  Fuckin’ 50

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

                  [50 Cent]
                  The gun squad yall when the shots go off
                  It’s 50 they say it’s 50
                  See a ***** laid out wit his fuckin top blown off
                  It’s 50 man that boy 50
                  Don’t holla my name

                  [50 Cent]
                  You shouldnt throw stones if you live in a glass house
                  And if you got a glass jaw you should watch yo mouth
                  Cuz ill break yo face
                  Have yo ass runnin’
                  Mumblin to the J
                  If you go against me dawg you makin a mistake
                  I’ll split you leave u lookin like the Michael Jackson jackets
                  Wit all them zippers
                  I’m the boss on this boat, you can call me Skipper
                  The way I turn the money over you, should call me Flipper
                  You a bitch a regular bitch
                  You callin’ up wifey
                  I fucked and feed her fast food
                  You keepin her icey
                  I’m down to sell records
                  But, not my soul
                  Snoop said this in '94, we don't love them hoes
                  I got pennies for my dawgs now I’m rich
                  See the 20's spinnin lookin mean on the 6
                  *****s wearin flags, cuz the colors match their clothes
                  They get caught in the wrong hood, and get filled up wit holes
                  Motherfucker…

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong

                  [50 Cent]
                  I been patiently waitin for a track to explode on
                  You can stunn if you want and yo ass'll get rolled on
                  It feels like my flow's been hot for so long
                  If you thinkin I’ma fuckin fall off you so wrong
                  afksry

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                  • #10
                    Bush and Bin Laden both start with a B. coincidence? i think not!

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                    • #11
                      omg new discovery - telcat and a bag of poop on fire have so much in common

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                                                           Telcat:            bag of poop on fire:
                      
                      Can write a gramatically 
                      correct sentence?                        No                         No
                      
                      Something anyone wants
                      in their life?                       No                           No
                      
                      Something you would ever
                      consider having sex with?               No                         No
                      
                      Smells awful?                      Yes                       Yes
                      move this and all telcat threads to useless crap, please
                      5:gen> man
                      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Money
                        look at me im british
                        look at me ive settled down aged 22
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ignominy
                          BOOMBOABOHA
                          Why!? Couldn't you just post the link to the lyrics? Couldn't you write them legibly? Couldn't it have been a good song? WHY!? (jada represent.)
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #14
                            Now Telcat is just cliche-ing herself.

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                            • #15
                              did anyone expect anything less?
                              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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