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  • #61
    It's "Case In Point" =)

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Eugene View Post
      the closest a bunch of "noobies" have ever come to winning anything was last twlj with Deliria....
      however, it turns out the so called "noobies" were actually aliased veterans.

      point in case: new players have never amounted to anything.
      Fludd was top jav on his first day of tw.
      1:CrazyKillah> oder if i olny knew u irl u would be dead and i would be in jail

      menomena> did you get to see the end of the steelers greenbay game though
      JAMAL> yeah you dumb fat faggot, was good ending

      1:Cape> Why did u axe req
      1:cripple> I'm very religious, and my new years revolution was to make this squad a better one, so I kept with my resolution and axed req.
      http://big-dicked.mybrute.com/

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Downfall View Post
        Fludd was top jav on his first day of tw.
        What he meant to say was:

        There has never been a player that was top notch(like top 5 of the season) on his first season...

        Sure there have been players that came fast, but there hasn't been one player that shone (or shined or w/e, my english not good enough and dun wanna look it up) like a gamemaker his first season...(aside from the early days of tw (season 1 to 4, cause I know nothing about that)
        TWLM-J Champion Season 8 :wub:
        TWLM-D Champion Season 9 <_<
        TWLM-B Champion Season 10 :pirate2:
        First person to win all different TWLM'ers :greedy:

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        • #64
          1) New players can only get good by playing people who are already good (no, not by reading these pointless threads or even by watching others)
          2) All vets are pretty inactive these days

          New players will have a tough time becoming good.
          'vet' is the new 'newb'.
          sit ez vet, sit.

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          • #65
            please excuse my poor english as well.. i am canadian.
            louis is correct though.
            your either pro or you're noob... that's life.
            Fludd:
            TWLB Champion Season - 9
            TWLJ Champion Season - 10
            TWLJ Champion Season - 11
            TWLD Champion Season - 12
            TWLJ Champion Season - 12
            TWLD Champion Season - 13
            TWLJ Champion Season - 13
            TWLJ Champion Season - 14
            TWEL-J Champion Season - 4

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Eugene View Post
              the closest a bunch of "noobies" have ever come to winning anything was last twlj with Deliria....
              however, it turns out the so called "noobies" were actually aliased veterans.

              point in case: new players have never amounted to anything.
              I'm taking this as a compliment... thank you very much.
              -not in game

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Eugene View Post
                the closest a bunch of "noobies" have ever come to winning anything was last twlj with Deliria....
                however, it turns out the so called "noobies" were actually aliased veterans.

                point in case: new players have never amounted to anything.
                Wrong: Disoblige has won a TWLJ season!

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                • #68
                  Quote: inaphyt
                  [Jav tricks.

                  Dispersion gun. You can fire singles in succession quickly but you can mid stream switch to multi to add a wider area for your last hit.]


                  Shhhhhhh...
                  I found a nickel and I bought a fishing pole, Then I sold some fish, got a raft, fished more, sold massive fish, sold raft, bought a ship, hired a first mate (awesome), picked up a crew, won TWL.....

                  http://pirates.exquisitehosting.com/...ercules_02.gif

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by death row View Post
                    Oh, jeez! I can't wait for the next update. Please hurry!!! :lol:
                    haha that made me laugh irl.

                    ina u shouldnt say things that wont happen, it's not good for u!!! :grin:

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                    • #70
                      i think this has already been said, but i only skimmed so whatever. it bears repeating anyway.

                      best jav teachers there ever were and ever will be are (in no particular order)

                      crazi
                      scuzzy sureshot
                      topgod

                      everyone else is just imitatin'
                      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                      • #71
                        I trained Inaphyt when he started playing in January 2009, so I would take his word as being the best jav or whatever he said.
                        1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
                        Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
                        1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
                        1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end

                        Tsunami> LOl
                        beam> stfu tsunami
                        Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
                        beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
                        Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps


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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Hercules View Post
                          Quote: inaphyt
                          [Jav tricks.

                          Dispersion gun. You can fire singles in succession quickly but you can mid stream switch to multi to add a wider area for your last hit.]


                          Shhhhhhh...
                          i'm takin notes!
                          ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                          Failure teaches success.
                          .
                          

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                          • #73
                            My jav guide is better than the majority of your jav guides, ungrateful lot.

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                            • #74
                              Make sure this guide stays around until TWLJ is over. I know lots of people are gonna be coming here to get some last minute pointers before their LJ matches.

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                              • #75
                                My jav guide:

                                1) Spot an enemy jav.
                                2) Get as close as possible to the enemy jav.
                                3) SUICIDE KILL!
                                4) Repeat first three steps until you're out of the game.

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