funny translations

[gran guerrero]

"It's a little too late to say that you're sorry now You kicked me when I was down But what you say just (don't hurt me) That's right, it (don't hurt me) I don't need ya (no more) Don't wanna see ya (no more) Bitch you get no (love) "
...56 translations later we get:
"Sorry a bit late or something (not good), but in the rainy season (only) () (a) No monkeys () is doing."

[gran guerrero]

"You showed me nothin' but hate You ran me into the ground But what comes around goes around (around) Don't hurt me (that's right) You don't hurt me (and I don't need ya) no more (Don't wanna see ya) no more "
...56 translations later we get:
"And I run () patients; (Seb) (ⅰ) Max (R) for development."

[gran guerrero]

"Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love (no) No love Bitch you get no love (no), no love (no), no love And I don't need ya (no more) Get em "
...56 translations later we get:
"Girls (u) and (E) () (or) not less than the love of women (I) or (), which"

[gran guerrero]

56 translate your favorite parts of songs!!!

[gran guerrero]

"56 translate your favorite parts of songs!!!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Version 56 by listening your favorite music."

[the_paul]

"In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-li"

to

"King of naples, pizza, big spring, men and women in the outdoors, but I am glad to know that months later, God - theologi Dina has fans to learn."

[paradise!]

"FUCK DA POLICE"
...56 translations later we get:
"Policy, see witnesses."

gran, are you a juggalo?

[Zeebu]

"donkey punching son of a bitch"

...56 translations later we get:

"Portfolio."

[Zeebu]

"magic 8 ball: do i have a chance to hook up with the blonde bombshell in the cubicle across the aisle?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Magic 8-0: Your site Hurts the team."


dang

[Guest]

"i am the best subspace player"

...40 translations later we get:

"I just play"