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  • #16
    "big beautiful women give pleasure to those who ignore gravity and appearance!!"

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "USA is very happy for those who are serious and ignored the warnings!"


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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    • #17
      "and so God said that gay men should not force their peckers up other mens assholes"

      ...20 translations later we get:

      "God said that homosexuals have no place to go"


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      "and so God said that gay men should not force their peckers up other mens assholes"

      ...56 translations later we get:

      "God is not gay."


      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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      • #18
        i repent my sins (that's how it goes, right?)

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        • #19
          "no u"
          ...56 translations later we get:
          "Smoke nitrite."
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          • #20
            "miami heat"
            ...56 translations later we get:
            "Top"


            glad someone agrees
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            • #21
              "zeebu"
              ...56 translations later we get:
              "Rich"
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              • #22
                "Passionate people are selfish? I always thought it is my right to pursue my passions, yet some people told me I am neglecting my responsibilities. If my life serve no higher purpose, then why should I care about responsibilities"
                ...56 translations later we get:
                "Equipment for personal use? I think people forget the responsibility of the debt. Honor the World Cup last year."
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                • #23
                  "you two make sex with us?"

                  ...10 translations later we get:

                  "You are all our gender?"
                  5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                  5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                  5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                  1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                  1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jason View Post
                    dear jones,

                    "you certainly aren't the brightest bulb in the box"

                    ...20 translations later we get:

                    "I'm not very bright light on this problem"


                    regards,

                    j
                    no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences
                    TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Jones View Post
                      no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences
                      thats what this is... in fact i think it uses google. it just translates it up to 56 times so you dont have to do it yourself


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jones View Post
                        no, i mean google translate when translating from english to ie. finnish already turns up some funny sentences
                        "i know dude, just joking with you"

                        ...56 translations later we get:

                        "Temanku riding me"
                        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                        • #27
                          "im pretty sure lady gaga has man-parts"

                          ...56 translations later we get:

                          "Import and export of women look stupid."



                          "im going to go back in time and punch your mom in the stomach"

                          ...56 translations later we get:

                          "Listen to the Uterus."


                          1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                          • #28
                            "smoke weed everyday"
                            ...56 translations later we get:
                            "China is the world feel"
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                            • #29
                              "Life is described in one of four ways: a journey, a battle, a pilgrimage, or a race. Select your own metaphors, but the necessity of finishing is all the same. For if life is a journey, it must be completed. If life is a battle, it must be finished. If life is a pilgrimage, it must be concluded. And if life is a race, it must be won"
                              ...56 translations later we get:
                              "Four ways to live: air traffic control, race, Ethnic background, religious or language. Choose not a metaphor. If members of the international community ... If possible, try the Office."
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                              • #30
                                "silly rabbit, trix are for kids"
                                ...56 translations later we get:
                                "Kelinsi stupid, technical and children."
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