this the new dance

[Galleleo]

You mean American is your first language? Because trust me, American is not English, so please don't insult the British.
Thank you for that.

[Jones]

Va Du är go Olle Jönsson

[Ilya]

boys, boys

[the_paul]

You mean American is your first language? Because trust me, American is not English, so please don't insult the British.
Thank you for that.

Why are you trying to talk to me about proper English etiquette? Stick with your queer language and the ability to be a miserable, disliked faggot as your areas of expertise, and leave the rest to other guys like me. Fuck off and go ruin another thread, this one had potential until you had to show up.

Plz dun try 2 vs me until u haf enuf iq 2 kno u need 2 vs deodirint no mattir what u may think othirwise at ne junctire, faggit.

[Galleleo]

Man, Paul is easy to troll.

I'm bored now.

[Ilya]

do you guys wanna hear about my day?

it was a doozy

[Galleleo]

Lay the wisdom down Ilya

[the_paul]

Terrible trolling attempt, you've got a lot of work to do if you consider that good

[Ilya]

thats how this thread makes me feel

(real good)

[Galleleo]

Terrible trolling attempt, you've got a lot of work to do if you consider that good

You got all butthurt over it, I consider it a success, was entertaining for a while. I liked the extra touch of taking it to the mafia forum.

[Ilya]

well this morning i figured out why i haven't been to a mall in over a year. i had to go to one today to get fitted for a new suit and the whole time i was so fucking angry at everything... everything from not being able to find the store to fucking skanky ass teens outside hollister and abercrombie (which i used to love seeing. and it pains me that it makes me angry now) to punk skateboarders to fat fucks walking too fucking slow to overly enthusiastic salespeople who fucking call me "buddy" and "pal".. listen you rastafarian dick at Books-A-Million, i'm not your friend and you should call me Mr. Z.

and don't even get me started on the suit saleswoman telling me my arms and legs are too big for the rest of my body. bitch, ladies love my proportions.

then i stopped by subway on the way to the beach and the girl making my sub was bawling. very uncomfortable.i was so thrown off i forgot what i wanted and was just like umm and couldn't look at her... she cried the whole time. i probably should have asked whats wrong or said something other than its ok when she apologized for crying. but she was 16 and i didn't want no tears on my d

so i went to the beach and ate my my turkey sub with a side of tears from a brokenhearted teenager. it was real windy and pieces of lettuce and onion were flying into the woman next to me.

now i'm looking at porn

overall i think it was a succesful day

[curse]

Loooool. gr8 epic story.

[Crescent Seal]

y galleleo ruin my thread, i create 4 humor n u fuks vs each other

[kthx]

[gran guerrero]

we can dance