how do you think you'll die, excluding natural causes

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heart attack at the gym.

[Summa]

i have always had this aversion to cracking ice, which leads me to believe that cracking ice will be an integral part in my death.

[paradise!]

in an epic machete fight with a local somewhere in the jungles of uganda

[Jerome Scuggs]

"i wish i could say i didn't think it would end this way, but i gotta tell you... i always knew it would!"

[vaped]

David Carradine.

[kthx]

Yeah, probably heart attack, I love eating unhealthily.

[Jerome Scuggs]

a friend of mine has this bizarre condition in which she gets tachycardia (i think, whatever it is when your heart goes crazy fast) whenever she goes from sitting to standing. my only goal in life is to be there and administer the five-point palm exploding heart technique right before she dies

[Scurvy]

in a blaze of glory when I car bomb the GZ mosque.

[PaulOakenfold]

Broken penis syndrome.

[Squeezer]

in a blaze of glory when I car bomb the GZ mosque.

Youth in Asia. HELLO NSA/SECRET SERVICE/FBI MONITORS!

[Galleleo]

It'll be a somewhat misty, not too misty, but misty enough, evening in November so you'll know that it's dark and cold and most likely raining. Basically like most of the versions of the films about Scrooge (only that's December, I'll be long gone by then). A horse will emerge from the mist carrying the messenger of death on his back. Well it will really just be the guy delivering papers, but hey those things have the obituaries in them. This messenger of death, or paper delivery boy if you will, will ride past me with much haste as he's late getting with the times and delivering papers using a bike or perhaps a scooter and he's hoping to cash in on the special they have down at the scooter shack. In reality the guy on the horse is completely unrelated to my death. So it's somewhat misty and the streets are probably crawling with ninjas awaiting their chance to strike at me with deadly force and without being seen, which is what they are good at and on a night like this, mist and rain and everything they are even harder to spot than normally. So I'm walking around painfully aware of the fate that awaits me as I can feel the ninjas taking their position, their ninjatos clasped firmly in their hands ready to strike. As I walk down the street, my eyes darting towards everything that moves I fail to see the manhole cover that has been misplaced by some hoodlums sending me straight down the hole. Luckily for me I get away with just a broken leg, or so it seems.

Weeks later it turns out the wound is infected by the dirty water that flows beneath the city and I die in bed in a very sweaty and epic fight against the infection. No doubt being surrounded by... well no one.

[saetep]

i'll probably get spawned in twld and punch a hole through my monitor being electrocuted to death

[Ilya]

hey galleleo

[vaped]

a friend of mine has this bizarre condition in which she gets tachycardia (i think, whatever it is when your heart goes crazy fast) whenever she goes from sitting to standing. my only goal in life is to be there and administer the five-point palm exploding heart technique right before she dies

It's good to have goals in life. :up:

[Zeebu]

Broken wall of text syndrome.