getting your hair cut by a gay

[Ilya]

where do you guys go to get your haircuts? in georgia i always went to the great clips and got my hair cut by a very nice ethiopian broad, asian lady, or ching chong small dong gay guy. it was a very nice experience and i always looked fly as fucc

in charleston, great clips is the typical great clips where i feel like i'm at the walmart of the haircut industry. the last 2 times i got my haircut by this gay guy. now, there's nothing wrong with getting your hair cut by a a gay guy because they're basically women when it comes to that sort of thing.. but this guy is a fat slob with unkept hair. you can't trust those fuccs. and my hair hasn't been fly as fucc ever since

so now i'm going to splurge and hit up some hair salons and pay $30+ to feel like a beautiful black male that i am. does anyone else to go to these places? do you get the shampoo? when they ask if you want some water do you accept?

i haven't made a post this long in weeks

[Ilya]

alternative post:

it's all fun and games until someone gets a boner

[GHB]

so you have your hair cut by yourself??? teh

[the_paul]

so you have your hair cut by yourself??? teh

I see what you did there

[Ilya]

guys this is serious cmon

[Material Girl]

Get the water only if you really feel like it...

Get the products only if you can afford it...

But always tell your stylist exactly what you want. Be as specific as possible. Otherwise you're allowing them to go off on some pretty crazy tangents. It sometimes helps to bring a picture.

[kthx]

Yo first off you tell that slag that you want the shampoo after you get the cut and to just spray it down first otherwise you gotta go all day with hair thats cut getting all over your shit and feeling all gross in your hair thats uncut. Not shampooing after is barbaric man. And tell that manho that he better not squeeze like five ounces of gel into his hands and put that shit in your hair, I don't want to feel my hair breaking off into chunks whenever I raise my eyebrows at a fine young lady and shit. Thats all I gotta say about this.

Go to visible changes btw.

[kthx]

Or go to Roosters, the one down here has some delightful bitches who give massages, shave your face with a hot straight edge razor, and generally rub your head into their luscious soft breasts whenever they stand behind you asking you if you like what you see. And who wouldn't when you look at the back of your head and have some double d's on either side.

[Ilya]

we don't have either of those here, kthx. i just found some random hair salon that charges a lot for women and decent for men (upper 20s) so i think i'll probably go there next time

material girl i don't need any products. thread title is 'getting your hair cut by a gay' not for a gay. and i always tell the hairstylist up front to not put any gel in there because sometimes they don't even ask. sometimes they even encourage it after i say no (another reason i want to go to a real hair salon) and i'm like BITCH I SAID NO

[Ilya]

in georgia there was a period of a few months where i went to this place called big league barbers. it was awesome.. sub par haircuts but their massages and shampoos were to die for. but eventually their haircuts just go too bad

[Scoop]

in georgia there was a period of a few months where i went to this place called big league barbers. it was awesome.. sub par haircuts but their massages and shampoos were to die for. but eventually their haircuts just go too bad

They have these at UGA's campus in Athens. The haircuts are alright but the massages are straight because it's always some fine girl that goes to school there too so I try to hit on them haha.

[phata$$]

Ilyaz, how do you expect us to believe you're black when you don't even go to the barbershop? It's the place where all young black men grow into fine gentlemen. Trust me, I have seen both Barbershop documentaries starring Ice Cube.

[paradise!]

Trust me, I have seen both Barbershop documentaries starring Ice Cube.

[Ilya]

They have these at UGA's campus in Athens. The haircuts are alright but the massages are straight because it's always some fine girl that goes to school there too so I try to hit on them haha.

you go to UGA?

i never went to the one in athens because i thought it's ghetto. fuck

[phata$$]

Paradise, I wasn't being serious. I thought it was obvious.