Paradise's off-season Signing Activity

[paradise!]

Similar to last season, currently being offered max contract from squad Pandora. $55mil/yr. Pandora GM Zidane contacted me via my agent ReNdErED to notify me that they are prepared to move their lineup around in order to accommodate me at the Rusher/Ultra-Aggressive Jav spot. This moving will demote player Children to reserve spot made infamous by player Ghoul. Current ratings given by GM's around TW give Children a rusher rating of 5.8/10, likely due to IQ barely hovering single digits. Guy is a liability. From this player's point of view, Children can be seen as roughly comparable to a Ryan Hollins or a Tyler Hansborough type of player.

Currently, am giving squad Lego time to match offer before I make decision. However, for Pandora, this will unfortunately send them over the cap. Not my problem doe.

I will be updating this thread periodically with offers I'm receiving through my agent.

Thanks and God Bless,

Paradise/Frozen Willow/Selanne/Siecle/Heaven
Elapsed Class of 2003. Elenya class of 2003-2004.

[Zeebu]

should i move this to useless crap or really useless crap? (melee)

[Shaddowknight]

Ill offer you a random image of a cat from imagur if you join Mellow.

[paradise!]

move this to super fucking relevant, you goddamn jabroni.

[zidane]

spat water out. read my sig....we don't do the offering

[Children]

Been up all night crunching your numbers from past TWL seasons to really come up with a statistically significant number that represents you as a player. All current teams have lost any interest whatsoever, your agent Rendered has dropped you and gone on to manage an up and coming javelin "YojimBo^". Feel free to quit this game at any time... as TWL does not need competitive TWJD javs who consistently choke year after year. You're an iceman in league play and coined the name Jack Frost this season with your horrific performance with Fierce. In regards to Pandora, you have to have at least won one single TWL to even be reviewed by the board of directors. You have accoladed nothing but a pistachio over 10 yrs of play.

On the positive side of this post, I will need my triple crown rings to be coated and shined this week, contact my PR for job opportunities.