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  • #31
    Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
    Mango didn't suck like a secretarial dustbuster, Mango sucked like a horde of desperate, half-starved southeast asian child slaves literally salivating at the sight of richard nixon's knob.
    Do you kiss your mother/sister with that mouth?
    3:kyler> who r u btw i keep wanting to ask people "who is 45th pres" but someone gonna say "trump"
    3:45th President> do it
    kyler> who is 45th President
    nah> donald j trump

    Downfall> Shoutout to forwards for randomly giving gunsmith results that made no sense and just made things harder

    Jacklyn> holster is the thing that holds/carry the gun

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    • #32
      Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.
      FIRST BASER TO MVP BACK TO BACK ROUNDS AND WIN IN TWDT-D FINALS - SEASON 24 2021
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
        this is incorrect for many reasons. first and foremost, nixon resigned in '74, the dustbuster wasn't released commercially until '79. secondly, nixon did not have a secretary, but a dungeon of southeast asian childslaves who would lick tricky dick clean every single night, failure to adequately clean the president resulted in disembowelment.

        idiot.
        THIS IS RONALD REAGAN WITH HIS DOG AND IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY PARENTS DOG



        i doubt this one could kill a godzilla tho. there's a reason why that little lizard doesn't come close to finland

        proof of said masterpiece:



        indominus rex who?
        TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Efhat View Post
          Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.

          ty sir!
          Cape> draft easier to win when you cap

          *6 months later*

          Cape triple frowns and misses playoffs in every league

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          • #35
            since it is a well known fact that you have a 'touch' of the yellow fever jerome...

            on a scale of 1 to all of them how many times have you had run ins with the former child slaves, and their children, of president nixon?


            1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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            • #36
              Awesome read claus.

              Love all the puns haha
              1:Da1andonly> korven plays subspace from a 1978 microwave

              Grab a piece of paper. Place a dot in the middle of it. Draw a small circle around the dot, and leave the rest open. The dot represents your knowledge. It's what you know. It is the limit of your mind's capacity. The circle around the dot is everything that you don't know - but you know that it exists. And the rest of the paper is everything that you didn't even know that you'd never know - that exists or has the potential to exist.

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