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    Sick of politics? Need a break? want to get away.
    Wanna just forget Trump? or the Recession? or any political message?
    Well, welcome to the Brexit Titanic!















    Winning all 3 leagues is going to be titanic undertaking!
    But this ship is completely unsinkable! And we shall be going full speed ahead for destination Triple Crown!


    Frequently asked questions
    Omega Red> I'm not British? Am I still welcome on the Brexit Titanic?

    Don't worry, Britain still considers itself to have a empire and controls half the world, don't worry hop aboard.



    Iron Survivor> I live in Brazil in a shanty town and have a coconut wire connection. Will the Brexit Titanic have free wifi?


    Yes, it will have 56k dialup which is quadrople your current connection speed. We also have swimming pools with green water to make you feel at home after your horrible hosting of the olympics. PS. Namar sucks

    J-B-Inc> I am interested in dis extra acitivatas

    Please see our swimming with whales excursion, we will ask that you try to not mate with the sealife this time.

    Geio> I am wondering is their a gym onboard?

    Don't worry there is a small gym with some weights for all your benching needs.

    Pressure> I'm used to 4 guys riding me, and trying to capture a fag - is that a problem on the bugger boat?

    I think you mean flag. Please check you haven't reserved with a different boat.


    About your captain


    I have superb leadership and experience of winning. I founded Ossify and captained British squad once. We once held base in public 0 for a whole 15 minutes.
    I was the longest serving and best TWD head in Trench Wars history......
    I won a marathon duel to 5 around bottom safe zone agaist little buddhist
    I am a multi-shipper and consider myself at least a 10-10-9 in Ratings. If I wasn't so modest id rate myself 11-11-10
    According to Vys,Burger Nipples was carried by Vys's performances as a warbird and thanks to him, I won my first TWDT championship with Burger nipples. Please see evidence below........

    Result of Burger Nipples vs. top5squad: 50 - 43
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    | K | D | Rating | LO |
    | ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Burger Nipples / 50 | 43 | 2279 | 0 |
    +------------------------' | | | |
    | Attacks 13 | 8 | 883 | 0 | -Carried
    | bike 12 | 7 | 722 | 0 | -Carried
    | Creature 11 | 9 | 486 | 0 | -Carried
    | pascone 8 | 10 | 147 | 0 | -Carried
    | vys 6 | 9 | 41 | 0 | -Carrier
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    | ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | top5squad / 43 | 50 | 1211 | 2 |
    +------------------------' | | | |
    | chuckle 10 | 10 | 346 | 0 | -In awe of Vys warbird skills
    | Ease 11 | 10 | 430 | 0 | -Unable to move due to being dazzled from vys's warbird skills
    | jaa 4 | 9 | -37 | 0 | -Only person able to keep up with Vys's amasing score
    | Jones 5 | 10 | -29 | 0 | -Took notes on Vys playing style to try and better himself as a warbird, Became a legend
    | Kentaro 11 | 10 | 478 | 0 | -Couldn't stop the onslaught of Vys, however would later take his place in Cobra, which would one day lead to Vys and Rickos divide.
    | Mega Newbie 2 | 1 | 23 | 2 | -Mega Newbie could only cope with one death before speccing in terror of vys's warbird skills.
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----'
    Burger Nipples wins this game!
    MVP: Attacks!


    I survived a whole season with Mene Gene on my draft team.
    I survived a whole season with Shaun on my draft team.
    I once played a TWBD on Pandora and lost without getting axed by Zidane; however, a third of the basing lineup got axed.
    I once pretended to be Sika and convinced an old Shinobi player Mastersword that he had a TCU Worm and that he must reformat his PC immediatly. Haven't seen him since.
    I almost got caught in a sting operation by the Quicksand anti-cyber sex gang.


    So if your not part of the Brexit Titanic, book now, could be coming to a free agency near you!

    Fancy a bum? Guvnor
    Last edited by Attacks; 04-19-2017, 12:13 PM.
    British> my 18th tomoz $$
    Sol ^> 18 and scouse, so that two kids you have by now, brit? :)

    i.d.> I just farted and shit myself alittle bit

  • #2
    i dont know but i saw mega newbie and decided this needed to be brought up because it is awesome


    http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...-Invisible-car


    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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    • #3
      This entire post was a masterpiece, a chef d'oeuvre, a magnum opus... bravo!

      i fucking lost it at:

      Originally posted by Attacks
      J-B-Inc> I am interested in dis extra acitivatas

      Please see our swimming with whales excursion, we will ask that you try to not mate with the sealife this time.
      GODDESS!

      Required reading to join Brexit:

      top 100 basers list

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      • #4
        lol D
        I laughed irl through all of this.. nice post.. now Leland can show up and be a negative nanny.. GL next sunday Brexit
        TWDT-J CHAMPION POWER 2018
        TWDT-B CHAMPION POWER 2018
        TWDT TRIPLE CROWN MEMBER POWER 2018
        TSL TRIPLE CROWN FINALIST 2018
        TSLD CHAMPION 2018
        TSLB CHAMPION 2018

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        • #5
          amazing post, thx tax

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          • #6
            That was an amazing post! #BS used to be my favorite arena circa 2007.
            Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
            Message has been sent to online moderators
            2:BLeeN> veh yes
            (Overstrand)>no
            2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
            2:BLeeN> ok then no
            :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
            (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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            • #7
              Well done sir. I support the Brexit campaign.

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              • #8
                I voted Remain, you're going down.
                TWL-J Season 11 Champion
                TWL-J Season 21 Champion
                TWL-B Season 21 Champion
                TWL-B Season 22 Finalist
                TWDT-D 2017 Champion
                TWDT-J 2017 Champion

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                • #9
                  didn't that boat sink?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Omega Red View Post
                    didn't that boat sink?
                    I will show you:



                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAZYKDVkAeA

                    features iron. check


                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclV7kPokZc



                    paint me like one of your french girls, tax

                    TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                    • #11
                      The best thread I've seen in a long time. You absolutely killed me with pressure and Jb inc comments...good job on the moping the finals my man. Shame you didn't show the other round heh
                      Best warbird to ever enter trenchwars

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                      • #12
                        lol i love this game
                        4:cripple> everyone DOWNLOAD my cheat engine it removes .5 sec off ur respawn and adds a 3rd into regen energy link is here: www.pornhub.com/man.kills.fly.during.anal.html

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                        • #13
                          POTY candidate. 10/10
                          JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



                          turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

                          Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
                          the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Attacks View Post
                            J-B-Inc> I am interested in dis extra acitivatas

                            Please see our swimming with whales excursion, we will ask that you try to not mate with the sealife this time.
                            JBInc<3Goddess
                            3:kyler> who r u btw i keep wanting to ask people "who is 45th pres" but someone gonna say "trump"
                            3:45th President> do it
                            kyler> who is 45th President
                            nah> donald j trump

                            Downfall> Shoutout to forwards for randomly giving gunsmith results that made no sense and just made things harder

                            Jacklyn> holster is the thing that holds/carry the gun

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