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    This week ended Power’s streak of no losses and Paladin’s streak of no forfeits. In other news, porkjet realized that his only shot at the limelight was to not actually show up and play, disappointing his captain once again.

    Terrorist and Alf went 2-0, but their cause was helped by the fact that they both faced the punching bag team, Paladin.

    Power and Baratheon went 1-1, which mattered more to Baratheon, as with a win vs Brexit they are now a shoe-in for the playoffs – not that zidane took the loss well.

    Brexit was demolished despite good showups, going 0-2, and thus most likely not making the playoffs.

    Following in Brexit’s footsteps with porkjet-induced behaviour, Paladin went 0-2 with a forfeit, adding further shame to their already wide load. Yes, they’re fat.

    Terrorist vs Paladin
    15:00 – 0:00
    Code:
    Result of Terrorist vs. Paladin: 15:00 - 0:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Terrorist               /   179 |   80 |    6 |     61143 |    1 |   31 | 130 |      4862 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  dreamwin                    22 |   23 |    3 |      7532 |    0 |    9 | 3.4 |       578 |  0 |
    |  kess                        35 |   11 |    0 |     10481 |    0 |    3 |     |       642 |  0 |
    |  KliCK                       15 |    3 |    0 |      6123 |    0 |    2 |     |       585 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                       4 |    0 |    0 |      3888 |    1 |    1 |     |       614 |  0 |
    |  mr. homo                     4 |   16 |    3 |      3826 |    0 |    2 | 3.2 |       514 |  1 |
    |  Ra                          30 |    4 |    0 |      9214 |    0 |    9 |     |       635 |  0 |
    |  skyforger                   49 |   20 |    0 |     12884 |    0 |    3 |     |       691 |  0 |
    |  Smoking Blue                20 |    3 |    0 |      7195 |    0 |    2 |     |       603 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Paladin                 /    74 |  181 |    2 |      1372 |    0 |    0 | 126 |         5 |  2 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  chrona                      18 |   15 |    0 |       332 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Jessup                       2 |   53 |    1 |        14 |    0 |    0 | 2.1 |           |  1 |
    |  LaSenza                     22 |   20 |    0 |       514 |    0 |    0 |     |         2 |  0 |
    |  Mean Gene                    2 |   14 |    1 |        13 |    0 |    0 | 1.2 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Mohammad                     3 |    1 |    0 |        25 |    0 |    0 |     |         0 |  0 |
    |  Myollnir                    11 |   29 |    0 |       121 |    0 |    0 |     |         0 |  1 |
    |  RaCka                        3 |    4 |    0 |        24 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  Raizin                       4 |   12 |    0 |        89 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  vys                          9 |   33 |    0 |       240 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Terrorist wins this game!
    I’m running out of adjectives to describe how Paladin gets destroyed every week. This match vs Terrorist is their biggest beat down yet, as they were unable to get even 1 second of flag time. Shameful display.

    The terrorists padded their stats a bit, but I’m sure they didn’t enjoy it much more than their opponent did. The prophet showed up to play for the first time this season but was completely inconsequential with a 3-1 record.

    HOT: dreamwin (22-23, 9 teks, 3.4 rpd). An impressive record despite the opponent being a total pushover.
    NOT: mean gene (2-14, 1.2 rpd). Perhaps it is not fair to single him out, but an rpd as low as 1.2 surely deserves the spotlight.
    NOT: vys (9-33). Maybe it’s time to lower his rating in base.

    Brexit vs Power
    5:44 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Brexit vs. Power: 5:44 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Brexit                  /   302 |  441 |    8 |     32021 |   23 |    0 | 516 |         9 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Commodo                     12 |   90 |    3 |      1937 |    4 |    0 | 2.9 |         1 |  0 |
    |  Ease                        59 |   64 |    0 |      6720 |    4 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  GLYDE                       49 |   39 |    0 |      4254 |    0 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  Iron Survivor               33 |   29 |    0 |      2801 |    2 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  mcvicar                     25 |   75 |    3 |      3927 |    1 |    0 | 2.9 |         2 |  0 |
    |  Pressure                    27 |   11 |    0 |      3918 |    1 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  skatarius                   53 |   39 |    0 |      4695 |    7 |    0 |     |         1 |  0 |
    |  temujin                     21 |   23 |    0 |      1836 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  yawn                        23 |   71 |    2 |      1933 |    4 |    0 | 2.7 |         2 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   433 |  304 |    2 |     90969 |   23 |   11 | 445 |      4374 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Ephemeral                    3 |   73 |    0 |      3616 |   11 |    0 | 2.9 |       346 |  0 |
    |  M_M God                     82 |   40 |    0 |     14103 |    0 |    2 |     |       639 |  0 |
    |  nosydawg                    62 |   41 |    0 |     12298 |    0 |    2 |     |       565 |  0 |
    |  okyo                       102 |   19 |    0 |     19323 |    1 |    0 |     |       715 |  1 |
    |  Ricko                       75 |   24 |    0 |     15259 |    1 |    2 |     |       614 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     76 |   29 |    0 |     14454 |    2 |    2 |     |       618 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     25 |    0 |    0 |      7857 |    3 |    3 |     |       520 |  0 |
    |  zidane                       8 |   78 |    2 |      4059 |    5 |    0 | 3.0 |       357 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Power wins this game!
    This match turned out to be a cakewalk for Power, despite Brexit showing up with a line that on paper is not bad at all.

    Power’s spiders outkilled the brexiteers by a devastating 140 kills, and also convincingly out-terred and outrepped them. Brexit gave a tepid performance with no one really standing out, at least in a positive way. Versus a team of Power’s calibre, that just won’t do.

    HOT: Vehicle (25-0, 3 teks). An ace with 3 teks. Nice to say the least.
    HOT: okyo (102-19). A campy record.
    NOT: Ease (59-64). Ease did not have an easy time.
    NOT: Pressure (27-11). His team wasn’t up to the task, but neither was he.

    ALF vs Baratheon
    15:00 – 13:03
    Code:
    Result of ALF vs. Baratheon: 15:00 - 13:03
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | ALF                     /   503 |  561 |    4 |     86991 |    8 |   14 | 701 |      3396 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Beasty                      13 |  119 |    1 |      4581 |    3 |    1 | 2.9 |       159 |  0 |
    |  Major Crisis                28 |    7 |    0 |      8536 |    0 |    3 |     |       228 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                      9 |  117 |    2 |      4792 |    2 |    1 | 3.0 |       141 |  0 |
    |  Namnlos <ER>                75 |   73 |    0 |     12931 |    1 |    0 |     |       393 |  0 |
    |  not u                       86 |   47 |    0 |     13332 |    0 |    1 |     |       434 |  0 |
    |  Rab                         98 |   76 |    0 |     15089 |    0 |    3 |     |       478 |  0 |
    |  Reaver                     102 |   47 |    0 |     14050 |    2 |    4 |     |       913 |  0 |
    |  turban                      92 |   75 |    1 |     13680 |    0 |    1 |     |       650 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /   557 |  509 |    6 |     84052 |    8 |    7 | 666 |      1855 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Banks                       29 |   20 |    0 |      4404 |    2 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  Best                       111 |   48 |    0 |     14394 |    0 |    0 |     |       395 |  0 |
    |  cripple                     52 |   78 |    2 |      9163 |    1 |    0 | 2.8 |       179 |  0 |
    |  Holy Ship                   81 |   50 |    0 |     11232 |    2 |    0 |     |       299 |  0 |
    |  inmate                      14 |   63 |    0 |      3759 |    0 |    0 | 2.7 |         0 |  0 |
    |  kado                       105 |   62 |    0 |     13741 |    1 |    2 |     |       387 |  0 |
    |  Markmrw                      8 |  115 |    4 |      3869 |    1 |    0 | 2.9 |        13 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       42 |   14 |    0 |      6661 |    0 |    4 |     |       158 |  0 |
    |  Spezza <TW>                115 |   59 |    0 |     16829 |    1 |    1 |     |       424 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    ALF wins this game!
    In this clash of titans, the tourney’s surprise underdog ALF narrowly beat a struggling Baratheon.

    Porkjet was again a no-show forcing 10* spider Cripple to shark for a time due to lack of other viable options. ?go base shark staple Markymarkmorrow played well, and inmate was not horrible, at least based on the scoresheet.

    With inadequate shark protection, Ogron’s terrier went boom 14 times. He did get 4 teks against Major Crisis, however. Then again, MC killed him 3 times in return, so that’s a moot point.

    Baratheon won by 50 kills even with Cripple part-time sharking, but was not able to capitalize on their superior killing power. Spezza, Best and Kado all broke 100 kills, and Holy Ship finally performed well enough to not get a NOT. For the most part, ALF’s spiders played well despite losing in kills. Reaver and Rab took Ogron out a combined 7 times.

    HOT: Reaver (102-47, 4 teks). Reaver broke 100 kills and got 4 crucial teks on Ogron.
    HOT: Mythril (9-117, 1 tek, 3.0 rpd) & Beasty (13-119, 1 tek, 2.9 rpd). This shark duo has played well the entire season and I’m finally going to give them some credit.
    NOT: porkjet (no score). He seems to love the attention he gets here and thus ensured that he would be mentioned.

    ALF vs Paladin
    15:00 – 0:00
    Code:
    Time is up. Paladin's roster is NOT OK: Team doesn't have enough players, need at least 5Result of Alf vs. Paladin: 15:00 - 0:00
    Evidently Paladin was so shook from getting raped by Terrorist earlier that they disgracefully decided to say fk it and subject themselves to further humiliation by playing.

    HOT: ALF.
    NOT: Paladin. Brexit is no longer the only squad in this DT to have forfeited a game. Sad.

    Baratheon vs Brexit
    15:00 – 8:58
    Code:
    Result of Baratheon vs. Brexit: 15:00 - 8:58
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Baratheon               /   446 |  438 |    6 |     93747 |   14 |    9 | 552 |      3539 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Banks                       81 |   37 |    0 |     16312 |    4 |    1 |     |       539 |  0 |
    |  Best                        70 |   44 |    0 |     12939 |    0 |    1 |     |       497 |  1 |
    |  cripple                     19 |   98 |    5 |      5840 |    5 |    0 | 2.9 |       289 |  0 |
    |  Holy Ship                   59 |   49 |    0 |     11009 |    1 |    0 |     |       457 |  0 |
    |  kado                        70 |   48 |    0 |     14986 |    2 |    2 |     |       497 |  0 |
    |  Markmrw                      9 |  101 |    1 |      4383 |    1 |    2 | 2.7 |       267 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       41 |    9 |    0 |     10874 |    1 |    1 |     |       396 |  0 |
    |  Spezza <TW>                 97 |   52 |    0 |     17404 |    0 |    2 |     |       597 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Brexit                  /   432 |  453 |    7 |     52955 |   13 |    8 | 490 |       691 |  3 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Commodo                     19 |   94 |    4 |      4385 |    4 |    2 | 2.8 |         1 |  1 |
    |  Ease                        81 |   57 |    0 |      8901 |    1 |    1 |     |       176 |  0 |
    |  Glyde                       17 |   85 |    3 |      3412 |    5 |    1 | 2.6 |         3 |  2 |
    |  Iron Survivor               73 |   50 |    0 |      7121 |    2 |    0 |     |       147 |  0 |
    |  mcvicar                     71 |   57 |    0 |      7177 |    0 |    1 |     |       139 |  0 |
    |  omega red                    1 |    6 |    0 |      1203 |    0 |    0 | 2.0 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  Pressure                    36 |   10 |    0 |      5115 |    0 |    1 |     |        15 |  0 |
    |  skatarius                   76 |   49 |    0 |      8570 |    1 |    0 | 3.0 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  temujin                     58 |   45 |    0 |      7071 |    0 |    2 |     |        91 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Baratheon wins this game!
    After a depressing defeat against Alf and facing a must-win vs Brexit, Baratheon clutched the win by pooping all over Attacks’s impotent and underachieving redcoats. I’m not sure, however, if Ogron will be more pleased about not dropping out of the tourney before the playoffs than for denying Pressure the satisfaction of knocking him out.

    Winning by 20 kills, Baratheon’s spiders were led by Spezza, who did not have enough time to break 100 kills. Brexit’s spiders were unable to perform well enough to win, but no one really played abysmally.

    Cripple again filled in for poopjet in shark with Markymarkmorrow against Commodo and his assorted collection of misfit bedmates.

    Best friends Ogron and Pressure both got only 1 kill on each other, giving neither more ammunition for their flame war. Well, apart from Pressure’s Brexit being (most likely) knocked out of the tourney.

    HOT: Cripple (19-98, 2.9 rpd). At least Baratheon has one capable shark.
    NOT: porkjet (no score). See above.

    Power vs Terrorist
    14:19 – 15:00
    Code:
    Result of Power vs. Terrorist: 14:19 - 15:00
    ,---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |   TK |    Points |   FT |  TeK | RPD |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Power                   /   605 |  503 |    8 |     92466 |   37 |    5 | 656 |      2143 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  Ephemeral                   11 |  110 |    2 |      4677 |   20 |    0 | 2.9 |        69 |  0 |
    |  Henry Saari                 60 |   44 |    0 |     10018 |    0 |    1 |     |           |  0 |
    |  M_M God                    108 |   63 |    0 |     15862 |    2 |    1 |     |       436 |  0 |
    |  nosydawg                    97 |   59 |    0 |     13101 |    0 |    2 |     |       395 |  1 |
    |  okyo                       131 |   47 |    0 |     16481 |    1 |    0 |     |       522 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                       29 |   15 |    0 |      3033 |    0 |    0 |     |           |  0 |
    |  Trasher                    123 |   39 |    0 |     16457 |    0 |    1 |     |       492 |  0 |
    |  Vehicle                     29 |    8 |    0 |      7301 |    9 |    0 |     |       152 |  0 |
    |  zidane                      17 |  118 |    6 |      5536 |    5 |    0 | 2.9 |        77 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----+
    | Terrorist               /   495 |  613 |    8 |     86788 |   38 |    8 | 675 |      2982 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |      |           |      |      |     |           |    |
    |  dreamwin                    77 |   91 |    0 |     13592 |    5 |    5 | 2.6 |       855 |  0 |
    |  kess                       104 |   65 |    0 |     15966 |    0 |    1 |     |       462 |  0 |
    |  KliCK                       10 |  124 |    3 |      3909 |    2 |    0 | 2.6 |       160 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                      31 |    5 |    0 |      6495 |   19 |    0 |     |       205 |  0 |
    |  mr. homo                     1 |  129 |    5 |      3203 |    6 |    0 | 2.7 |        62 |  0 |
    |  Ra                         107 |   69 |    0 |     17220 |    2 |    1 |     |       473 |  0 |
    |  skyforger                   87 |   71 |    0 |     13276 |    0 |    0 |     |       399 |  0 |
    |  Smoking Blue                78 |   59 |    0 |     13127 |    4 |    1 |     |       366 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+------+-----------+------+------+-----+-----------+----'
    Terrorist wins this game!
    While losing by over 100 kills and missing both their starting sharks WAR and Dwopple, Terrorist surprised an overly confident Power, staining captain zidane’s spotless DT-B record with their first loss.

    Okyo outkilled everyone in spider, leading Trasher, MöMMöM God, nosydawg and Henry Saari. On Terrorist, Ra and kess broke 100 kills with dw, skyforger and Smoking Blue trailing behind.

    Mr. homo pulled a porketjet-esque 2.7 rpd shark performance out of his ass, but was only able to get 1 kill. The course of the match changed when his shark partner DW switched himself with KLICK. Zidane and ephemeral were unable to protect Vehicle, who fell prey to dreamwin’s laggy and precise wb shots. Mikkiz played standard, but it’s worth noting he did not get a single tek on Vehicle.

    HOT: dreamwin (77-91, 5 teks, 2.6 rpd). Switching between shark, spider, and warbird to harass Vehicle, he was the sole reason Terrorist won.
    NOT: Vehicle (29-8). Caught with his pants down by dreamwin’s warbird, he was forced to run around seeking cover with a piece of toilet paper sticking to his ass cheeks. Notice the connection to the “spotless” record I mentioned earlier.
    Last edited by ogron; 05-20-2017, 06:11 PM.
    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

  • #2
    Baser of the week: Okyo (102-19) & (131-47).
    For the second time this season, the 7* spider wonder earns baser of the week by getting most kills in both of his matches. Wow!
    JAMAL> laggy no skill nebwie
    JuanJuan> you a fucking lagass cheater
    mAZe Of tOrM> try more faggot
    mAZe Of tOrM> u suck dick

    Shadowmere> Nice lag you fagf

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    • #3
      Great write-up, thanks for this!

      Mythril and Beasty were definitely the MVPs of their team, they've played fantastic in shark all season. Reaver is a bum -- Turban was leading the push and doing the most damage in spider.

      With regards to our match against Brexit, I thought Markmrw had the best game of his life thus far, with consecutive Teks within 30 seconds, and has made some nice improvements of late.

      As for our "rivalry", I heard a certain mans was trolling me in yellow while up 3-0 during the Brexit match, but I have no comment -- let's keep it civil!
      top 100 basers list

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      • #4
        Great stuff! Another interesting read for DT-B, thank you for doing this for us. Okyo has been fire the last couple weeks, curious to see what he'll be like tomorrow. That match, Power vs. Terrorist still has me scratching my head, oh well. Alf looked strong again too, week 5 will be a good showdown no doubt. Can't wait. See ya!

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        • #5
          how can u be baser of the week while u lose? u guys are spiders, not basers.

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          • #6
            +1 turban deserves a mention for good spidering vs Baratheon.

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            • #7
              Great write up, looks like the Power Vs. Terrorist game was the one to watch.
              MRW

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