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    TWDT-D Week 1 HON Presented by.. Yousa truly!



































    Oi boyee! Mesa greetin! Heyo dalee ebberyone!!! Mesa here ta present ta yousa sumtin real bombad! Mesa gunna give yousa all da real mula taday! Yousa will see Jar Jar Binks is da best presenter of "Hots or Notsa" of ALL TIME! Before we bein dis, mesa gunna tell yousa all sumptin. Who here likes Ogron? Dis bombad! Yousa will luv mesa and Ixa! Ogron is real evil okee day. Uh huh. Eee vil! Ogron worse! Absolutely worse! Ogron dallyeete misa! Beleevin dis?! Me eether! An den ruins IxaDors life oyl moole moole. Ok. Wow. Nutsen! Jus nutsen okee day. Mesa tell all n youse dat IxaDor is da greatest second only ta mesa okee day? Hesa hot! Lets begin!

    TARGARYEN 50 VS. TERRORIST 35
    MVP RATING: Notsa Ogron. MOST KILLS: Notsa Ogron.
    Code:
    Result of Targaryen vs Terrorist: 50 - 35   29 Oct 2017 19:20:50
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 1                  /    50 |   35 |       602 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  bellflowers                  5 |    8 |        91 |  0 |
    |  iron survivor               11 |    3 |       136 |  0 |
    |  J-B-Inc                      7 |    8 |        98 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                     12 |    8 |       133 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       15 |    8 |       144 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 2                  /    35 |   50 |       390 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  Gass                         2 |   10 |        61 |  0 |
    |  RAIZIN                       7 |   10 |        76 |  0 |
    |  Tripin                       9 |   10 |        89 |  0 |
    |  turban                      11 |   10 |        93 |  0 |
    |  wicket666                    6 |   10 |        71 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----' Targaryen wins this game!
    Jar Jar Binks>Ogron cheatsen! Oly moole moole!
    MVP: Notsa Ogron
    


    Not a hole lot ta say here. Ogron cleery cheats hole time. Yousa can see dis. Mesa feel berry sorry for Terrorist team, speshlly Gass. Dat guy gotsa ruined! AND BAM! Hesa gone out. Now now mesa know yousa al want mesa to be bombad so mesa break dis down okee day? Ogron cheats. Yousa luv herein dis. Yousa love missa and Ixa for sayin dis okee day? Good. Now lets see.. Iron Survivor did berry bombad! Hesa one of mesa favorite players next ta Ixa okee? He did exactly as mesa spected. 11-3. Bellflowers, well she not berry good. Wesa can forgive dis 5-8. Mythril, J-B-Inc an Turban all played as we spect. Tripin .. mmmm.. not so. 9-10. Wat is he doin? Wicket666 got 6 kills, again spected dis with da dee seeks on his name! Raizin.. yea wesa can say we spected his 7-10 too. Dis game a blowout! Terrorist lost. Ogron cheats. What more can mesa say here? Move along!

    HOT JAR: Iron Survivor. Hesa hot. What can misa say?

    NOT HOT JAR: OGRON. Wesa all haten dis guy right?

    BLIND 45 VS. LAG & LUCK 50
    MVP RATING: McVicar MOST KILLS: McVicar 17
    Code:
    Result of Freq 1 vs. Freq 2: 45 - 50   29 Oct 2017 19:20:35
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 1                  /    45 |   50 |       475 |  1 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  Attacks                      8 |   10 |        88 |  0 |
    |  babe ruth                    9 |   10 |        92 |  0 |
    |  kado                        13 |   10 |       113 |  0 |
    |  Major Crisis                 7 |   10 |        84 |  0 |
    |  temujin                      8 |   10 |        98 |  1 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 2                  /    49 |   45 |       378 |  2 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  cranium                      0 |    0 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  GLYDE                        2 |    8 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  mcvicar                     17 |    8 |       154 |  0 |
    |  Purge                        0 |    2 |       SUB |  2 |
    |  RaCka                       15 |    8 |       139 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                      5 |    9 |        85 |  0 |
    |  yeH                         10 |   10 |       SUB |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----'
    Freq 2 wins this game!
    8:Madara Uchiha> wooow 
    8:Jar Jar Binks>shutup cres! MVP: mcvicar!


    Dis was a bombad game! Mesa was on da edge of my seat da hole time! McVicar an RaCka carried Trasher's hole team to victory! Itsa mazing misa dink. Mesa pointin out here dat Trasher was horribal. Jus horribal. 5-9? Trasher musa had cold fingers misa dinks, even dat finnish lag couldn't help dis game! Attacks surprisin mesa wit his performance too, misa dink he coulda done bery bombad, dat 8-10 was terribal. Rest of da players played as yousa spect. Glyde doin bad? Yep, we spect dis. Major Crisis, Temujin an whoeva Babe Ruth is gettin les den 10 kills. Again, we spectin dis. Dis was a bombad game all round! Very excitin to watch an close fightin.

    HOT JAR: McVicar. Sumtin tells mesa dis guy hasa lot of midichlorians! Mazing! Still liken him betta in base though.

    NOT HOT JAR: Trasher. Mesa always say "Don't ice fish before da games Trasher! Yousa get cold fingers!" He neva listens to misa though. Okee day, move along!

    GRIM DAWN 33 VS EARTHWORM JIM 50
    MVP RATING: Geio MOST KILLS: IxaDor 16
    Code:
    Result of Freq 1 vs. Freq 2: 33 - 50   29 Oct 2017 19:25:14
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 1                  /    33 |   50 |       329 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  Beasty                       0 |    1 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  bram                         2 |    9 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  IxaDor                      16 |   10 |       112 |  0 |
    |  Jessup                       1 |   10 |        58 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                        9 |   10 |        87 |  0 |
    |  Zizzo                        5 |   10 |        72 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 2                  /    50 |   33 |       604 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  afghaN                      12 |    8 |       134 |  0 |
    |  Fallen Haven                 9 |    9 |       106 |  0 |
    |  Geio                        16 |    5 |       154 |  0 |
    |  Henry Saari                  4 |    5 |        93 |  0 |
    |  zidane                       9 |    6 |       117 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----' Freq 2 wins this game!
    Jar Jar Binks>Misa luv yousa IxaDor! GG!
    


    Finally! Dis da game misa been waitin for! Well. Kinda. IxaDor was hot! Too bad his team was not hot. Dis game was a blowout! Real disappointin as dis should of been closer misa dinks. Jessup and Bram jus really stunk it up bombad with dem performances. Everyone played mostly as yousa spect. IxaDor an Afgham did great, made mesa proud! Ricko could maybe done better, who knows. Geio, Fallen Haven and Zidane played bombad an as we spectin from dem. Dis was a good game ta watch despite it being a blowout. 33 points from Grim Dawn? Dis grim! Ixa da bes player in dis game as I da bes in da universe! Yousa ask misa "but Jar Jar sir? Surely Ixa rated 65 in his ship means he is not da bes?" I say to you "Ogron evil n horribal okee day!" Easy. Yousa love IxaDor now. PS: Dank me later Ixa!!!

    HOT JAR: IxaDor got to shine finally dis season after riding da bench all of last! Misa has high hopes fo him dis season. Misa luv him!
    NOT HOT JAR: Dis is hard! So many did horribal.. Jessup 1-10. Bram 2-9. Zizzo 5-10. Dis jar is not big enuff for all of dem though.. Hmmm.. Bram it is! Hesa real rusty! Yousa lucky Jessup, yousa almost went into mesa HOT Jar but yousa teamed slightly better misa dank.

    LAG & LUCK 50 VS TERRORIST 46
    MVP RATING: Raizin. Wait.. Really? MOST KILLS: Raizin 18. Mesa no lie, misa confoosed!

    Code:
    Result of Lag & Luck vs. Terrorist: 50 - 46   29 Oct 2017 19:42:02
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Lag & Luck              /    50 |   46 |       536 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  mcvicar                     12 |    8 |       119 |  0 |
    |  Purge                        6 |   10 |        76 |  0 |
    |  RaCka                        6 |   10 |        85 |  0 |
    |  Trasher                     13 |    8 |       139 |  0 |
    |  yeH                         13 |   10 |       117 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Terrorist               /    46 |   50 |       480 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  porkjet                      4 |   10 |        75 |  0 |
    |  RAIZIN                      18 |   10 |       142 |  0 |
    |  Tripin                      12 |   10 |       113 |  0 |
    |  turban                      10 |   10 |        88 |  0 |
    |  wicket666                    2 |   10 |        62 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----' Lag & Luck wins this game!
    Jar Jar Binks>See Trashy? When yousa not ice fishing an have da warm hands, yousa can use da keyboard amazin! Berry bombad. 
    
    


    Um.. Dis surely mistaken right? Raizin hasa 18 kills? Oie Boiee! Dis nutsen! Jus nutsen okee day!? Les see. Trasher turned on da heater and did mui better takin misa advice n all from da last game playin like we spectin. McVicar hasa nutta solid performance here, not bad! Yeh was eatin an killing, again we spectin dis fittin right in da team. Raizin musa found da spice dis game, questionable performace mis dink but berry bombad! Nice one Raizin! Yousa player of da hole weekend misa dink! Wicket666 didn't put up seeks dis time, shameful! Porkjet.. well misa dink hesa great baser, not so sure why he was played dis game. Me no know! Turban an Tripin are great, desa did as we spectin. Overall misa enjoyed dis game, it was real close an many were really tryin to win! Let's see.. oh okee day! Still have more to look at! What are we waitin for!?

    HOT JAR: Raizin. Mesa sushpishes bout dis game, but misa gotta hand it ta Raizin. Dis quite amazing indeed! Mui bombad!

    NOT HOT JAR: Wicket666. Hesa got karma for all dem chickens he slaughterin misa dink! Dis was jus pitiful! 2-10! My goodness!

    BLIND 50 VS. EARTHWORM JIM 42
    MVP RATING: Cripple. MOST KILLS: Geio 16.

    Code:
    Result of Freq 1 vs. Freq 2: 50 - 42   29 Oct 2017 19:45:07
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 1                  /    50 |   42 |       565 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  Attacks                     10 |   10 |       109 |  0 |
    |  babe ruth                    7 |   10 |        93 |  0 |
    |  cripple                     15 |    6 |       143 |  0 |
    |  kado                        12 |    9 |       128 |  0 |
    |  temujin                      6 |    7 |        92 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | Freq 2                  /    42 |   50 |       389 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  afghaN                       0 |    9 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  Fallen Haven                 6 |   10 |        73 |  0 |
    |  Geio                        16 |   10 |       126 |  0 |
    |  Tiny                         6 |   10 |        77 |  0 |
    |  wbm                          0 |    1 |       SUB |  0 |
    |  zidane                      14 |   10 |       113 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----'
    Freq 1 wins this game! 
    
    Jar Jar Binks>umm.. did Afgham jus go 0-9? Really? Hmm.. Misa no know.MVP: Geio!


    Dis game was closer den it looks okee day? If Afgham an Tiny did jus a little bit better, who knows!! Misa enjoyin dis one though. Blind was runnin full thrust this time round. Cripple, Kado an Attacks were jus great, real bombad, givin da team a "win". Zidane an Geio neva gave in though puttin up da numbers but dis was horribal havin Afgham go 0-9 an Tiny 6-10 with no good subs for dem. Despite dis, dis game was fun ta watch givin mesa lot of action! BOOM! BAM! BYE Afgham! Pretty much dis game in 4 words okee day!

    HOT JAR: Hmmm.. Dis tough. Cripple, Kado, Geio an Zidane all did berry bombad here. Only 1 can be in mesa jar as yousa know dis.. CRIPPLE! Get in mesa HOT Jar!!!
    NOT HOT JAR: Dis easy. Afgham. Yousa played like poo-doo. Not sure what happenin here. Very confoosing!

    TARGARYEN 50 VS GRIM DAWN 41
    MVP RATING: Iron Suvivor. MOST KILLS: Ricko 13.

    Code:
    Result of TARGARYEN vs. GRIM DAWN: 50 - 41   29 Oct 2017 19:44:06
    ,---------------------------------+------+-----------+----.
    |                               K |    D |    Rating | LO |
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | TARGARYEN               /    49 |   41 |       565 |  0 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  bellflowers                  8 |    8 |       115 |  0 |
    |  iron survivor               10 |    4 |       131 |  0 |
    |  J-B-Inc                     10 |   10 |       111 |  0 |
    |  Mythril                     11 |    9 |       109 |  0 |
    |  Ogron                       10 |   10 |        99 |  0 |
    +---------------------------------+------+-----------+----+
    |                          ,------+------+-----------+----+
    | GRIM DAWN               /    41 |   50 |       429 |  2 |
    +------------------------'        |      |           |    |
    |  IxaDor                       7 |   10 |        78 |  0 |
    |  Jessup                      11 |   10 |       107 |  0 |
    |  Mikkiz                       7 |   10 |        74 |  0 |
    |  Ricko                       13 |   10 |       109 |  2 |
    |  Zizzo                        3 |   10 |        61 |  0 |
    `---------------------------------+------+-----------+----'
    TARGARYEN wins this game! 
    
    Jar Jar Binks> Poor Ixa, da team jus diein quick! Wow.. 
    Jar Jar Binks>shut up cres!MVP: Ricko!


    Mesa last game to presentin to yousa! Grim Dawn vs. Targaryen was close, real close! Targaryen jus playin better dis time, Bellflowers an J-B-Inc steppin up hard givin da boyos Iron Survivor, Mythril dat one guy wesa all hatin a shot. Grim Dawn lookin bad again here, da teamin fallin apart early on an dis game goin 3-5 quickly makin it near impossible for them to win. Iron Survivor one of mesa favorate players was hot as we know goin 10-4. Ricko an Jessup playin real good here, both puttin up good numbers, Zizzo an Mikkiz died out berry soon though. IxaDor was 7-8 but da team goes 3-5 an well.. Selongabye Ixa! Dis game was quick, Targaryen controlled it from da start an pulverizin Grim Dawn easily for a 50-41 score. Oie boiee! Misa still luvin yousa Ixa. Yousa doin better! Ogron is da worsen. Absoluten worse. See? Now yousa luvin mesa an Ixa. Misa genius!

    HOT JAR: Iron Survivor. Dis Brazilian gave up football for dis game? Mesa see why! Hesa mui mui bombad! Go Iron!

    NOT HOT JAR: Zizzo 3-10. Misa no know what happenin here? Knock knock.. "Whosa there?" "Notsa Zizzo!" "Oie boiee.."

    Dis concludin mesa presentation for TWDT-D HON. Misa only hoppin Ixa doesn't.. banish me for stealin his HON dis week an next week an da week after dat week an da week after dat until misa and Ixa rise to become da bes in da hole galaxy! Misa unresistable and Ogron is horribal an evil. So simple!








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    Lmao srs questions though is bombard good or bad thing

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    yoooooooooooooooooooo i read the 1st line and my head HURTS
    1:Ogron> just drove 15 min bc its hot as balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by zidane View Post
    Lmao srs questions though is bombard good or bad thing
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    Alright, move this guy to last in FA order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crescent Seal View Post
    Alright, move this guy to last in FA order.
    Force Awakens? FA Order = First Order?
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    3:45th President> do it
    kyler> who is 45th President
    nah> donald j trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by zidane View Post
    Lmao srs questions though is bombard good or bad thing
    LOOL

    "Bombad" in Gungan means "good or great" according to Star Wars lore xD

    PS: This was a gag HON as last seasons Jar Jar HON is somehow missing from archives. Look for a legit week 1 HON Thursday or Friday.

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    LOL somehow miss this thread too due to focusing on foru drama threads.. great job Jar Jar!!

    Please never mention game 1 TWDTD with Grim Dawn again though Jar Jar....... missa wansa forgetsa missa stinkynesa

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    [QUOTE=Jessup;909290missa wansa forgetsa missa stinkynesa[/QUOTE]

    meesa wanna forgetting tissa peeyousa!*

    Fixed.
    3:kyler> who r u btw i keep wanting to ask people "who is 45th pres" but someone gonna say "trump"
    3:45th President> do it
    kyler> who is 45th President
    nah> donald j trump

    Downfall> Shoutout to forwards for randomly giving gunsmith results that made no sense and just made things harder

    Jacklyn> holster is the thing that holds/carry the gun

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    great writeup, huge honor to be a HOT in week 1!
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