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    hey, for those of you who saw my first series of these this is just a continuation. to those who haven't i'll just tell ya that from time to time (specially now that i lag so much) i just have ss minimized and glance at the chat window once in a while. and from there i copy out ppl's quotes that entertain me so, here's the result!
    ps. i apologize if any of these quotes make you look like an idiot

    Etern|ty> OZZY GET OUT OF THE TERR! Etern|ty> IT IS MENT FOR ATTACHING IDIOT
    Troll King> what's so interesting about watching that 4 second respawn timer?
    1:Froedrick> rand jennifer love hewwit can brake my heart .. as long as we fuck firs
    9:Spider <ZH>> I'm downloading walking on sunshine by katrina and the waves. How cool is that
    Volcs> im ontop of rand...<gigglez>
    9:Spider <ZH>> my back up keyboard got decommisioned back when a taco fell inside the N key but that prolly decomposed by now.. so ill give it a whirl!
    2:Volcs> i wanna be a worm...that way i could mate with myself
    9:Tigerex <ER>> Hmm Randedl you sound like Parapa the rapper
    9:Thorn> ..."(Randedl)> ?find Goddess, hahaha, i'm gonna get some"
    1:Enron> okay. this chat is officially 8x better than Annux chat
    THE CRIMSO> tabla rasa for you volcs
    9:NAPALM SUNRISE I> TW mooches off other zones by offering McDonald-ized versions of peoples favorites.
    6:Volcs> Im like...THE PORNO FAIRY!
    6:Vacate> Omg, are you guys having a race to get randedl a porn pic of a blonde with green eyes and nice teeth?
    3:Cpt.Guano!> damnit rand!! i cant open this bottle of sesame seed oil!
    9oCk>> no nudie bits for you, get down
    9:Tigerex <ER>> a fool with a face like a bag of spanners
    Webbb> I screamed irl
    2:Zit On Randedls Ass> please dont use big words
    9:NAPALM SUNRISE I> Erathia urged me on.. I got excited.
    9:helterskelter <ZH>> hehe i'm drinking something called "woody's"
    9:helterskelter <ZH>> supernova goes pop.. supernova, you think it's over, but, supernova don't stop
    3:Cpt.Guano!> after the food cakes on its like a part of the plate anyways
    DoCk>> i dont' htink ica n plan chess in me sattae
    Orthodoxy> we women don't feel the need to piss on things to mark them as our own.
    DoCk>> i'mi so out there i can't rfeel my nuts
    6:Vaca> Beat me randed!
    6:Vacate> Go own a goat...
    trippy> rand for royal boob milk tester
    3:Oen Izan> I came to watch Rand and steal his tactics
    9:PUSHER <ZH>> Whores: 19,057 Thugs: 56,334 AK-47's: 56,334 Condoms: 8,854,654 Crack: 16,937,559 Beer: 12,220,092 Medicine: 180,807
    Wreck> Perhaps its because my gf didn't put out today, perhaps its because she wants me to stay sober,or maybe it could be because I'm an asshole.
    Cutlass> afk Captian Planet is on Tv
    Cpt.Guano!> boki means boner in japanese
    6:Vacate> Otherwise I am gonna sleep cuz I am coming down like a paratrooper!
    9:Gryll of Chaos> stick a quarter u know where and see what ya get fuckah
    9:PUSHER <ZH>> your clever and timely quips injure me so
    2:K A N E> i feel like going to church
    6:Volcs> but i am wet
    5:AzN_mAsTa_FiGhTeR> gay old randeld
    6:Heatha> can i call you rand and then find where you live and rape you?
    Zake> there is a guy in my class named Randy Wang
    3:Sweet Leaf> muahahaha sweet 1, lighters 0... brb
    Mad Skillz> oh my...is this zombies or when monkeys attack?
    Chlamydia > ok if you came whipped cream would you eat it?
    9:Tigerex <ER>> i am an <ER> in TW, i hate my life
    2:Oen Izan> I appoligize to the chat but you tekken and dismay can fuck off good day ladies
    9:ProphetX <ER>> no matter what i do, all i think about is you, but when i'm alone in my room, my hand can substitute for you
    Cpt.Guano!> haha your ping is a year that i was alive in
    9oCk>> real men bake bread, nt
    ToK> u skip more times then a rock over water
    bloodzombi> it's good if youre trying to keep them stuck inside the flagroom
    Ghostrider Randedl says that you don't deserver to live, so now your a zombie!
    9:PUSHER <ER>> currency in south africa is referred to as 'rands'
    9:Warthog> well i have the ultiamte power....i can eat cheese.... and lots of it
    9:Overstrand> 000 I'd like to drss up as a Javelin
    9:PUSHER <ER>> I had a roommate once who played lil bow wow... he cant eat corn on the cob anymore cuz i broke all his teeth
    help: (Vehicle) (lasertag): please host something...anything unnussual...if u need insentive ill use paypal to give u a shiny nickel
    help: (Lord HADES) (Public 3): Which of the following does NOT belong to the serie: ZOMBIES; ZOMBIES; ZOMEBIS; ZOMBIES, host the right answer and ill love you forever and make sweet love to you
    XxXsNiPeRx> ur robo help?
    BORG Leade> im in highschool. anythin naked is fun
    9:WingZero <ER>> When you wear your sock with your leg hairs bent the wrong way, then at the end of the day you take your sock off and they bend the other way it hurts really bad :\
    9:Thorn> now. open wide, and lose some weight
    9:Grizzly <ZH>> are you a women or a guy?
    9:Fruitang <ER>> my keyboard is screwy, can't make some facial expressions <sad face>
    Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
    Philos> there is something about you
    Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work

    PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"

  • #2
    I want in on this shit o_o

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    • #3
      Lol rand. There's some that i got

      iwill/u> My sister is a model
      RiArmada> I have a life too
      RiArmada> I will azn you if you wont stop trust me i mean it i mean it
      RiArmada> if u decide to leave u cant come back
      RiArmada> i almost know all the commands
      RiArmada> whos with me?!?
      JeDi <ER>> I am just ass
      Lemon> I'm not just talking
      Lemon> I'm nearing the end of BG2 now
      Lemon> actually that was a long ago
      Lemon> My wix is 14 now
      Sniperdemon> STOP or i'll leave squda
      Veripalttu> i play with my uncle :/
      Parasect <ER>> Are you nice?
      Parasect <ER>> NO! I am tranvistait
      Erathia> If Fluid starts loosing i will spec lmb
      MODERATOR WARNING: PIMPING! -Erathia
      MODERATOR WARNING: Not washing your hands after going to the bathroom. *SO* bannable -Erathia
      MODERATOR WARNING: Being Server is illegal and punishable by banning -Erathia
      MODERATOR WARNING: Not playing zombies is bannable -Erathia
      Appleseed> I know few french
      Appleseed> Wait chanign to ss
      Appleseed> cant gettin psanwd
      Appleseed> i
      Appleseed> 444!!!
      Appleseed> lis!!!
      Crown of Thorns> If I could give you the finger I would!
      cheater: (TopGod) (elim): Ara <ER>, he's too sexy
      Da Maniac> i was sitting there on the couch, playing with my wheener, then suddenly, it started to tickle hard, so i went faster , and then, aaaaah
      Da Maniac> i told my mom about my first wet dream
      Na$> OK I AM DONE WITH MY TELEPHJONE NOW
      Death Row> i didnt fuck a cantelope.. it was him
      Mirror <ZH> omg it shark
      Mirror <ZH> this sucks
      Server> dont worry mirror
      Server> shark fits your tits
      Peace <ZH>> shut up
      Peace <ZH>> i do not apperciate you talking to my girlfriend in that manner

      i.d.> Teach me how to not choke
      Witness> well first you put it in your mouth ... but not to long

      1:Hercules> ghoul
      1:Hercules> im level 90
      1:Hercules> in 9d
      1:Hercules> bought a char off ebay
      1:Hercules> cost me $50 but was worth it

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      • #4
        two questions (I'll make this brief):

        1) is erathia still on staff

        2) y
        'vet' is the new 'newb'.
        sit ez vet, sit.

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        • #5
          www.bash.org

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          • #6
            u can see volume 1 at: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...=&threadid=812
            Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
            Philos> there is something about you
            Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work

            PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"

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            • #7
              Re: Quotes!

              Originally posted by Randedl

              9:PUSHER <ZH>> Whores: 19,057 Thugs: 56,334 AK-47's: 56,334 Condoms: 8,854,654 Crack: 16,937,559 Beer: 12,220,092 Medicine: 180,807
              OMFG REALTHUGZ.COM OMFG

              i owned new orleans at one point.

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              • #8
                MODERATOR WARNING: well, tk'ing and cheating in trench wars isi illegal. . . don't do it in advance 9) -Randedl

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                • #9
                  Moved to: Useless Crap
                  jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                  • #10
                    stab> Where have i talked shit?
                    Mythrandir> all levterrs r girlz
                    MaisouL> and I don't shit talk or whine
                    Zerzera> RR the vet
                    yung> everytime i attach to brookus I quiver
                    1:castromarx> dude, i hate when chicks give me head and i glue their eyes shut
                    1:castromarx> VERMY ALWAYS BEATS ME UP
                    Acid> but them exust pipes are just so tempting
                    4:Pearl Jam> THE HARDCOER METER HAS REACHED ALARMING LEVELS!
                    4:Pearl Jam> I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL NAMED MELVIN
                    Pearl Jam> people from finland know how to "finnish" a job
                    help: (Grosjean) (Public 10): you guys kick ass
                    3:Randedl> (when ur high, shrek is better than porn)
                    3:Randedl> i'd do epi's mom just to be able to say "i did a tw mod's mother"
                    4:castromarx> i hate girls
                    HOGO> HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT!, WHEN I GET ALL STEMED UP I WILL SLEEP, AND JIZ IN LOUSI FACE CAUZ I AM L33T!
                    HOGO> WTF IS THAT IM STUPID MY KEEYSD ARE FUKED UP AND I LIKE POPSICLES!
                    help: (Josh>Rory) (Public 4): I just want to take this moment, to tell the mods, that I love them, and I wish I could give each one of you a kiss. Thank you.
                    :yawn:

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                    • #11
                      3:Louis XV> last week I got a fortune cookie that said "some men dream of fortunes. others dream of cookies"

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                      • #12
                        1: ADAM <ER>> i ment that big long women thing

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                        • #13
                          1:Roi> i can send u a movie of me jerkin off

                          1:Pearl Jam> i think if i had the chance, I'd have sex with a 16 year old
                          1:Pearl Jam> i lost my virginity when I was 17 with a monkey

                          CrvenBan> I want real woman....with forrest under her arms and between her legs
                          CrvenBan> I wanna get lost in it

                          P
                          Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                          You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                          There wont be another election for president.
                          Obama is the Omega President.
                          http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                          • #14
                            Ilyaz> I use womens bras as underwear
                            Randedl> nothin and nobody in particular, but every1 has gay thoughts once every blue moon
                            exiled sou> no i shave my nuts
                            Randedl> after we screw around, do you get to gloat "ya, i fooled around with an sscu trench wars moderator! who'd you do?"
                            Overstrand> volcs would make GREAT phone sex
                            exiled > haite those girls that like to bite yea when your making them feel good

                            I lost 6 macro sets of quotes 'cause of a virus
                            Originally posted by Randedl
                            2:Volcs> i wanna be a worm...that way i could mate with myself
                            Hey, it's true... wouldn't that fucking rock?!
                            Originally posted by Randedl
                            6:Volcs> but i am wet
                            I had just gotten out of the hottub
                            Last edited by Volcs; 11-11-2002, 02:10 PM.
                            Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

                            Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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                            • #15
                              I'm thinking of construction a funny discussions/quotes page where everyone could add their own logs. I'm sure you all have hilarious logs of discussions, i sure have =)
                              This would be easy to abuse though
                              Underpants gives us great advices:

                              Underground> Dont die
                              Underground> And you win!

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