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    I was gone for an hour, and I came back to find all of this. Just thought it'd be potentially amusing.

    sour.> ?????????
    sour.>
    sour.> know what tw needs?
    sour.> a tw recrod book
    sour.> fastest time to get into base
    sour.> ready..
    sour.> set..
    sour.> go!
    sour.> crap
    sour.> lemme start over
    sour.> plz
    sour.> thx
    sour.> ok
    sour.> you have to start at bar
    sour.> those are the rules
    sour.> rdy, set..
    sour.> go!!!!
    sour.> 24 seconds
    sour.> geez
    sour.> i'm slow
    sour.> one more time
    sour.> ok you count this time
    sour.> k
    sour.> rdy set
    sour.> go!!!!!!!
    sour.> what did i get?
    sour.> dock?
    sour.> you counted, right?
    sour.> ohh..
    sour.> so now you're not talking to me! >
    sour.> fine be that way >:I
    sour.> wanna know a secret?
    sour.> yes, we can still be friends
    sour.> i forgive you
    sour.> do you forgive me ?
    sour.> ??????
    sour.> fine
    sour.> guess now
    sour.> noit
    sour.> not
    sour.> would you be made if someone started hosting base in here? :P
    sour.> i always thought you'd be in a super secret chat
    sour.> like bananamonkey31
    sour.> how come you just come here and go afk?
    sour.> so you can still get pms?
    sour.> what's your secret for not being disconnected
    sour.> every certain amount of time just type something?
    sour.> in priv games, you should be able to do sounds
    sour.> do you like javs?
    sour.> i don't
    sour.> they always tk me
    sour.> sharks are the best bombers
    sour.> hmm
    sour.> anything javs can do
    sour.> sharks can do better
    sour.> they can do anything better than jas
    sour.> javs
    sour.> what makes sharks so good..
    sour.> is they got repels
    sour.> mines
    sour.> prox and shrap
    sour.>
    sour.> i think javs have shrap too in base
    sour.> not sure
    sour.> javs just get bounce
    sour.> that's it
    sour.> sharks also look cooler
    sour.> javs are too realistic
    sour.> and with sharks
    sour.> you can stack the bombs
    sour.> and make a super duper shrapified prox bomb
    sour.> i'll make one right now
    sour.> it'll prbly only fit 3
    sour.> or 4
    sour.> or 5 :P
    sour.> or 6:/
    sour.> DAMN
    sour.> that was strong
    sour.> sharks should be faster and recharge faster :/
    sour.> ima make a super bomb again
    sour.> how many pms do you get a day?
    sour.> bombs going to fast
    sour.> ergh
    sour.> this is gonna take awhile
    sour.> i gotta go
    sour.> to my dads house
    sour.> argh
    sour.> i don't wanna ! >_<
    sour.> i wanna stay and talk to you
    sour.>
    sour.> and we can watch my big bomb
    sour.>
    sour.> almost gonna hit
    sour.> it might mess up tho
    sour.> cuz i'll hit the wall
    sour.> but the bomb keeps gonig
    sour.> it might be small
    sour.> aegh
    sour.> argh
    sour.> ohh scrap
    sour.> i forgot
    sour.> my mom doesnt like me going there alone
    sour.>
    sour.> cuz my dad is an ex drugaddict
    sour.> i didn't hit the wall
    sour.> yay
    sour.> we can still do this dock
    sour.> almost there
    sour.> here it comes
    sour.> ALMOST!!!!
    sour.>
    sour.> here it comes!!!!!!!!!
    sour.> ahhhh
    sour.> it was ok
    sour.> :/
    sour.> i wanted them to go at smae time
    sour.> when i shoot bomb i slow down slowly
    sour.> it was still cool
    sour.> like the fisher on fireworks on fourth of july
    sour.> brb
    sour.> back
    sour.> i crack my fingers so much
    sour.> they hurts
    sour.>
    sour.> well
    sour.> i guess ima leave now
    sour.> WAIT A SECOND
    sour.> if i stay here
    sour.> i prbly won't get disconnected
    sour.> >
    sour.> you prbly have like
    sour.> some setting on it
    sour.> so it won't disconnect anyone in this arena
    T sour.> HI
    sour.> aka you
    sour.> wElL
    sour.> ima go back to learning c++
    sour.>
    sour.> :/
    sour.> would you sell tw for $5k?
    sour.> i'd prbly buy it for 5k if i had 5k
    sour.> well
    sour.> nah
    sour.> way too time consuming
    sour.> well
    sour.> iunno
    sour.> :/
    sour.> this map is nice
    sour.> who made it?
    sour.> silent dragon?
    sour.> or something
    sour.> :/
    sour.> ima go now i guess
    sour.> you're not very talkative :P
    sour.> buh bye
    sour!> this is my new name
    sour!> brb

    (scratches head)
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  • #2
    lmao. thats good times right there.
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    • #3
      i pity you dock. i really do.

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      • #4
        !!!!!!!!!!!

        omg, you posted my secret alias!
        1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

        5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
        5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
        5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
        5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
        5:Attila> :\
        5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
        5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
        5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
        5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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        • #5
          lol....
          3:disown> some dude just honked at me
          3:waven> if i get any more medals its gonna crash the site
          3:disown> pulling him over
          3:disown> fukin clown
          3:Revolt> you driving?
          3:disown> yes
          3:disown> at work
          3:Revolt> ??
          3:tmac <ZH>> the fuk
          3:Revolt> in police car
          3:disown> pulling him over, one sec
          3:tmac <ZH>> LOL
          3:Revolt> playing trench wars?
          3:Revolt> ?????????
          3:disown> yes got a dell in here
          3:tmac <ZH>> pro
          3:disown> im alttabbed on chat

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          • #6
            haha, Sour is a sexy man. FoN better work his magic tonight or sour may take his place.

            -Legionair
            4:Mootland <ER>> <- Mom of the year
            4:Mootland <ER>> Hear ma baby
            4:Mootland <ER>> Breast feeding time?
            4:dll> YES
            4:Mootland <ER>> Ok, take a suck
            4:dll> u produce the best milk ^_^
            4:Mootland <ER>> Hey, no teeth!
            4:Mootland <ER>> ffs
            4:dll> your nippies are red :P
            4:Mootland <ER>> yes :\

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            • #7
              ?away Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?

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              • #8
                I've been talked at by him, but I had the misfortune of being at my keyboard at the time
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  The weirdest I get is people pming me thinking I'm matchbot, everyone's done it to me, even me.
                  Mayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - Mattey

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                  • #10
                    someone was bored
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #11
                      no one ever talks to me, i'm not considered to be a cool TW guy.

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                      • #12
                        I fake afk when people I don't like/know talk to me.
                        Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                        • #13
                          Hahah.
                          EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
                          cool koen> :)
                          PRiMORDiAL> pfft
                          cool koen> not because of a bug
                          EvoLd> Lol
                          Treachery> meh
                          EvoLd> why then?
                          PubAceR> women in power dont last
                          EvoLd> LOl
                          toaster oven reviews

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mayo Inc.
                            The weirdest I get is people pming me thinking I'm matchbot, everyone's done it to me, even me.
                            Twbot, but ya. same thing happens to me.

                            Holy crap, did someone post a funny log?

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                            • #15
                              All it took was a sysop to show how it's done.

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