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  • Miami Vice the movie (and why it sucked balls) No Spoilers!

    Most of the time, when given anything particular, I will contemplate the ups and downs - then try to find the common ground in between then lean over to either the left or the right, depending on my own personal bias, in order to better understand this particular thing while minimizing the risk of offending any single person or group of people on either side. I consider myself a rational man.

    With all that bullshit I just said out of the way, this 2:10 movie was a complete waste of 2 hours of my life (I'll explain the other 0:10 in a moment). This movie is probably the worst film Michael Mann has directed. The replacement of Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas by pedophile Colin Farrell and former academy winner Jamie Foxx is unforgivable. Quite frankly, the new guys just aren't cool enough. There was no action in the middle of the movie. The story was really confusing in the beginning, and incredibly slow to develop. The love story doesn't really work. And everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, was overly dramatic. I kept THINKING shit was going to happen, but it doesn't - and that destroyed the movie along with any interest that I might of had because I was a fan of the series.

    What saved the movie from being a complete piece of shit (the other 0:10) was the gun battle in the end, the naked asian chick, the cool cars they were driving, and the cool city scenes that sometimes popped up.

    My rating: 2/10. Don't bother with this movie if you've seen the series. Don't pay for this movie if you haven't seen the series but thought the movie might be cool. And no, I'm not advocating illegal downloading of copyrighted material. And yes, I lied in the last sentence.
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    ok
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    All good things must come to an end.

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    • #3
      omg spoilers, now I'm gonna wait for the nekkid azn chixxorz to show up for the first 2 hours...
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      • #4
        yeah, asian chick was only reason i didn't walk out

        bioture: you know the reason the ending sucked was because one of the two (think it was jamie foxx) got scared because he heard REAL gunshots and refused to return to the set? They jad to ghetto-rig some footage and call it a finish.
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        • #5
          I got a free ticket to preview show (yea, it's not on in Finland till next week) so guess I still have to go to see it.
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          • #6
            Agreed, it sucked balls.
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            • #7
              I hate Colin Farrell and cannot ever respect Jamie Foxx after In Living Color (HE'S WANDA FFS). Plus I hate mindless action movies (not including anything Arnold, Stallone, or Siegal has ever been in). Never seeing it!

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              • #8
                The TV Show sucked, so I didn't expect anymore than that.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by genocidal
                  I hate Colin Farrell and cannot ever respect Jamie Foxx after In Living Color (HE'S WANDA FFS). Plus I hate mindless action movies (not including anything Arnold, Stallone, or Siegal has ever been in). Never seeing it!
                  TBH I'd be with you except that Michael Mann makes some pretty damn good action movies. 'Heat' and 'Collateral' were both above-par, I thought.

                  According to above posts in this thread Gong Li gets naked in this, so I'm there.
                  Originally posted by Ward
                  OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                  • #10
                    I'll give you Heat but not Collateral.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by genocidal
                      Plus I hate mindless action movies
                      I wish this was a mindless action movie but it isn't.
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                      TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                      TelCat> i dont

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                      • #12
                        i thought it was worth a rental but im fucking pissed i saw it in theaters. a friend told me it was a must-see in the theater, and i have no idea what he was talking about. i figured he was saying that because there were a lot of loud action scenes, but apparently he was saying that because he felt the tear in the asian chicks eye when shes fucking colin farrell is that much more meaningful when its on the big screen. i thought the plot was pretty entertaining, and he did a decent job of making some scenes feel tense, but the shaky camerawork was just retarded and annoying, and the love scenes were unneccessary and boring. if youre the kind of person who enjoys reading a lot of stuff thats not there into movies and then using that as proof that you are smart, you will love this movie. otherwise rent it and fast forward for a minute or two every time you hear slow dramatic music and youll end up with a pretty decent movie.
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                        • #13
                          too much advertisement

                          -apple laptops
                          -watches
                          -.......
                          -.......

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                          too much sex in this movie

                          cause I often watch the orignal serie and I know there isn't that much sex in it

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                          I don't like how they shot the scenes, camera stand

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