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  • Quotes, Volume Vi !!!

    if you haven't read them, links to the first 5 are at the bottom, enjoy folks, pick out your favs and add ones that you've gotten as well

    9:Strike> so this isn't a log file? It's just a bunch of quotes?
    help: (Blistering) (BaSeElIm): What's the mod chat?
    Randedl> i lagged out of ?go laggy Mayo Inc.> THATS QUOTE WORTHY
    Weaver> people will not try and steal drugs from a crazy boy with a musket over his shoulder
    7:Fit of Rage> indian tribes? not really. unlike indians, forum idiots cant be wiped out from a massive epidemic
    6:crazi> call me chewbacca
    The_One!> one time. I bit my dog. the fucker bit me. So I bit back!
    2:Attacks> cause when i squad i hop i seem to slowky go down in qualiity ofr squads till i get to british squad :P
    2:Squadless> LOL seen the red chat thought it was a warning
    9:Overstrand> LMAO my keyboard feell off my thingy
    TopKnot200> I wish I could be a frog
    6:Jason> Well then, color me retarded!
    6:Anon> you just wanna pwn more in base w. your stupid wb
    6:illuminati> MARTIANS ARE STILL ALIENS BUCKKO
    9:Buja X <ZH>> i tell all the girls i like to eat anthrax
    7:Tigerex> whats the point of having two hands when most people only ever write with one
    Heather.> Masturbation is a delicate form of self mutilation.
    Nosey> War is heinous, thumb your anus Nosey> War is silly, whack your willy
    Result of Melee vs. DragonGuard: 60 - 36
    techniack> islands dont float...u blond
    Elsie <ZH>> i'm glad to hear that-ok i shall let you fly in peace and not pieces!
    Ganryu> my cars red, so it goes faster
    help: (soul) (twlb): that sucks. i sorta predicted disoblige would win and had DISOBLIGE4L tattooed to my ass.. now i have to have it removed (painful) and put spastic on. . why couldnt you guys have RIGGED it.. for my asses sake
    6:PhaTz> btw, buja has a new nickname, he wants to be called "Jabu dabubies-X" from now on
    Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. Type ?go warzone -Acid
    9imboy <ER>> i dont have the interlect.
    (syzygy2)>will u be my mod friend?
    6:Warthog> so in japan you can buy used panties in candy machines
    6:POiD> dad's was best.. more .. material
    9:Cig Smoke <ZH>> when i got banned i never aked the person who banned me to unbann me bc i knew it was jsut like asking to see god
    EdDiE> I doublesquadded on my girlfriend EdDiE> and she dont like 2 fers
    9:Strike> ..."hey...wanna enema? vacuum style?"
    Mootland F> ISNMT THAT CINDERALLA CHICK IN PETER PAN SECKSI?
    1:Anon> he always talked a lot of shit for a fat guy
    5:crazi> lol wtf 5:crazi> u live in canada 5:crazi> how the hell u know about idaho 5:crazi> its like a secret
    2:Oen Izan> hey rand, your quote thangy "machine of god" is doing that now as well so he can be as cool as you and he told me that
    9:Wark <ER>> Im sexy like an irish, and hard working with crappy labor like an american.
    Mattey> remember kids, have sex during her period, she probably wont get pregnant
    6:Tyson_Bitbeast> yeah being staff is a pain in the ass , it means u have to kiss my ass as a tw player 24/7
    NaiLed> 2 dsylexic men walk into a bra
    6:THE CRIMSON KING> hockey is okay but it's no slamball
    9:ZeUs!!> rogering = you take you little willy and put it in the holiest of holes
    6:crazi> wuts a toque 6:THE CRIMSON KING> that's a canadian hat right
    Dumani> You haven't lived until you've wasted enough money to feed 3 small nations
    [Nov 22 16:49] Ripper: Do you know why the pokemon trainer hides under you're bed??? So he can Pikachu! bahahaha
    4:Louis> i'll bury myself alive next to you and beat you to death
    6:Tyson Bitbeast> don't u guys feel like u could watch Home Alone 1 and 2 all the time
    6:Evasion> haha i love goin on mirc and saying 13/f/florida, need someone to talk. then i get all these messages from pedaphiles. i then tell them to go and die.
    9:British <ER>> 420 i got u turned on baby !!
    6:Mr. 420> u should cut some of ur hair and send it to sirius
    Dread_Knig> if i wanted any lip from u i'd jiggle my zipper
    sourthyme> i got a playstation 2 for christmas sourthyme> but i am still playig this
    6:Rob Dougan> froe, you have a nice voice, a nice dog, and a blue shirt...I don't see what you're upset about
    TriviaBot> --|-- Question: Which sea lies to the east of Greece? ANSWER: Aegean Sea|aegan
    Epinephrin> seaman haha he has the best name
    im so weir> if you playing SS all friday night, you're a veteran
    6:Shitty Lag> I promised myself if I ever won the lottery, I'd have plenty of s[aur] k[raut] and never let the homeless into my car
    5:crazi> he thinks we are like captain planet when we get together
    Shitty Lag> not miss cleo...she couldn't find crazi's dick in his pants
    6:Randedl> mcdonalds should make a pickle burger, cuz their pickles are damn good
    9:THE PUSHER> jesus rand, don't you turn to dust if you wake up before noon?
    6:Rob Dougan> I like how yelling on the internet is a press of caps lock away
    6:Shitty Lag> yeah, those sour crean and cheddar ruffles were wicked too...my digestive system held its own witch trials and decided to purge the evil
    6:Mother of Randedl> COLLECT THE WHOLE FAMILY!
    6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I would like to say that as of today January Something 2004 , Grapevine Chat is no longer an ALL SAUSAGE chat
    6:Rob Dougan> he has amazing aim and can defend better than saran wrap on your sister's cooch
    (Proximo) (baseelim): Warnjabend is spamming me while im playing and i cant type our the ignore atm
    6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I wonder if omish guys masturbate as much as we do?
    6:Rob Dougan> god damn crayola...if I buy one more box of crayons that's missing periwinkle I'm going to kill someone

    Volume I:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...=&threadid=812

    Volume II:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840

    Volume III:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840

    Volume IV:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=3321

    Volume V:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=5374
    Last edited by Randedl; 02-06-2004, 04:33 PM.
    Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
    Philos> there is something about you
    Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work

    PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"

  • #2
    not as good as the other ones
    I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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    • #3
      lots of my squad talkin, they spam so much i can't read anything else
      Philos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
      Philos> there is something about you
      Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work

      PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"

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      • #4
        4:apt> i had the hershey squirts but no toilet paper
        4:apt> nightmare on sp*c street
        SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFS

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        • #5
          If retarded were a color, I wonder what color it would be?
          jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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          • #6
            Elsie <ZH>> i'm glad to hear that-ok i shall let you fly in peace and not pieces!

            Yay for LC being on the list!
            DELETED

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            • #7
              Hahaha, you want her. :P

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jason
                If retarded were a color, I wonder what color it would be?
                laff!!!!
                I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                • #9
                  Re: Quotes, Volume Vi !!!

                  Originally posted by Randedl
                  NaiLed> 2 dsylexic men walk into a bra
                  STOP STEALING MY JOKES!!!


                  Originally posted by Randedl
                  Epinephrin> seaman haha he has the best name
                  Why did Michael Jackson get sacked as England manager?
                  He put Seaman in the under-13's squad

                  Last edited by ZeUs!!; 02-05-2004, 11:45 AM.
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    wtfz!? i think the ice cream truck just hit a kid!
                    LOLZ ill brb

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                    ^^^ My new sig i wasted 10 minutes of my life making! W00tz for mE! :D:cool:

                    I am Plasma.


                    Last edited by abrasion about 150 times because he can't fucking type.

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                    • #11
                      micheal jackson was the team manager?
                      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                      internet de la jerome

                      because the internet | hazardous

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                      • #12
                        Lol its was a joke^^ *Duh!*

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                        • #13
                          Re: Re: Quotes, Volume Vi !!!

                          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                          STOP STEALING MY JOKES!!!
                          if I remember correctly, you stole it off Boo.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Re: Re: Quotes, Volume Vi !!!

                            Originally posted by NaiLed
                            if I remember correctly, you stole it off Boo.
                            Bwahaha right back at ya
                            5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                            5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                            5: Da1andonly> =((
                            5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                            5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                            5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                            • #15
                              Re: Re: Re: Quotes, Volume Vi !!!

                              Originally posted by NaiLed
                              if I remember correctly, you stole it off Boo.
                              No way Jose, I never re-tell jokes I heard in subspace, in subspace and via versa irl. Thats why adman's jokes are currently doing the rounds in my dorms
                              Originally posted by Facetious
                              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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